What you should know about me!

[GJH]

There was a picture of me on the cover of Radio Times in 1972.......

Advert for Crimewatch or Police Five?

 

[MattR]

I met HM the queen

She told me - you had a lasting impression on her

 

[9526]

I camp on Motorway Aires in France and Spain.

Shhhhhhh I did it last night

(And I camped on a motorway aire)

 

[Don Quixote]

Déjà vu, which I'm sure you all will have experienced at some time or other.
Well here is my story. Sometimes when I hear a 1920/30's music track or I smell certain tobacco, I can see in my mind ( I think is me ) a man in a blood covered apron with a saw in the right hand cutting up a woman on the table below me. I'm smoking a long cigarette hanging from my mouth and the smoke is going up my nose.
A 2004 survey concluded that approximately two-thirds of the population have had déjà vu experiences. Other studies confirm that déjà vu is a common experience in healthy individuals, with between 31% and 96% of individuals reporting it.
Déjà vu experiences that are unusually prolonged or frequent, or in association with other symptoms such as hallucinations, may be an indicator of neurological or psychiatric illness.
I therefore must be mad.

 

[dabhand]

I only ever have a poo on the days with a "y" in them!!

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[yodeli]

My ex wife appeared on TV every week for some years.....

I bet it was Barbara Woodsomething ..... Going WALKIES! that was on every sunday wasn't it?

 

[Kool Kroozer]

This thread reminds me of the TV show "Would I Lie to you"

 

[JJ]

Although I am six feet four inches tall now, once I was only three feet two inches...

JJ

 

[yodeli]

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Although I am six feet four inches tall now, once I was only three feet two inches...

JJ

Indeed? Sorry to say ...I beat you! I was half of you .... as usual!

 

[maison]

I have been on board all the Concorde Aircraft, but never got off the ground.

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[Larby]

I do actually like @Dawn B

 

[Dawn B]

I do actually like @Dawn B

Have you stopped your medication ?

 

[Just smiffy]

Although I am six feet four inches tall now, once I was only three feet two inches...

JJ

I was once 6ft 2in now I'm 4ft 7ins......

 

[buttons]

I bet it was Barbara Woodsomething ..... Going WALKIES! that was on every sunday wasn't it?

Hi yodeli, good guess as Barbra Woodhouse was also a Watford Girl, I did find her sort of attractive too in a funny sort of way but alas not my wife.

 

[big map]

Hi yodeli, good guess as Barbra Woodhouse was also a Watford Girl, I did find her sort of attractive too in a funny sort of way but alas not my wife.
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So spill the beans.

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[buttons]

So spill the beans.

Not a chance........

 

[Phill D]

I once stuffed our cat down the outside toilet , and duly reported the cat missing...

 

[ianthebuilder]

I was born with more hair than I have now !!!

 

[Anthea M]

I have a husband who understands why i need handbags

 

[Phill D]

I was born with more hair than I have now !!!

think that may just apply to one or two of us...

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[Paul and Jeannette]

Hi all, I'm retired now but I once had a job as a lift attendant, packed it in as there were just too many ups and downs in the working day!

 

[mariner]

I have met John Shuttleworth, more than once!!!!

I even bought him a pint!!!!

 

[Debs]

So spill the beans.

Ive just read the whole thread through from 2011......and wasn't even going to ask......he just likes teasing I reckon

@Jim ta for changing the font! Much easier to read

 

[Popeye]

I only ever have a poo on the days with a "y" in them!!

You'll be full of $41T "Tomorrow" then.

 

[Popeye]

@Jim ta for changing the font! Much easier to read

Have to agree, clean uncluttered feel to it........ fanks big @Jim

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[Debs]

@Popeye ......are you going to show us your front page then.....bet its framed in the loo knowing you

 

[Popeye]

My ex wife appeared on TV every week for some years.....

Was she called Lorena Buttons.?....... she'll be famous for years to come........ sorry

 

[Scattycat]

Google the name "James Figg " bare knuckle boxing.
He was my great, great, great, great, great, ( or there abouts),
Grandfather

 

[GJH]

Was she called Lorena Buttons.?....... she'll be famous for years to come........ sorry

She certainly gave her husband "Watford"

 

[yodeli]

I've had up to 5 different jobs on a week time including some nights. This lasted 2 years
Nanny (childminder), stadium warden, family cook and ironer, English teacher, Alzheimer carer.
Now I only have three... pheww what a change! I now manage to sleep well! LOL

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