What you should know about me!

[stevensson10]

Next year we will be very close friends.
Cal

when? steve

 

[cranky]

I had a brief affair with a young lady under a monkey tree in Blenhiem Palace.
And I had the feeling we were being watched!!

And I hate country music!

 

[bigfoot]

I am a member of the Royal Geographical Society so is Michael Palin and Joanna Lumley,
guess who I would like to be with on a remote expedition.
Also my wife and I are millionaires-in Vietnam!

 

[dogman]

when? steve

When the cheque is cashed of courseoh:.
Cal

 

[Hawkstone]

I secretly harbour a desire to own a narrow boat

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[Tootles]

I secretly harbour a desire to own a narrow boat

I secretly harbour a desire to sell you ours.

 

[Allanm]

Suggs ( the singer) opened the front door at a very busy local hotel for me when I was leaving after delivering some balloons for a birthday party.
"Thanks" i said. "its madness in there".......

Allan

 

[Allanm]

I am a millionaire just checked my Indian bank statment :thumb:

I will very soon be a millionaire. Apparently, one of my long lost relatives died recently, and, unbeknown to me, was a very important financier in a Nigerian bank!

I am soon to receive 24 million US Dollars! :yeah:

Allan

 

[scousebird]

I've got the in-laws visiting for the weekend

 

[stevensson10]

I've got the in-laws visiting for the weekend

good enjoy their company and watch your ps and qs and keep off the gin tea and coffee is the order of the day this weekend.oh I forgot don't forget the bickys enjoy your weekend and look forward to Monday when you can wave them goodbye steve:thumb:

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[mandymops]

I used to capture Nile crocodiles and after collecting data from them, attach radios to there heads encased in dental cement. They love having their soft under bellies tickled just like dogs.

 

[Allanm]

I used to capture Nile crocodiles and after collecting data from them,……………….…….

And I never even knew that they could talk!

Allan

 

[mandymops]

And I never even knew that they could talk!

Allan

 

[scousebird]

good enjoy their company and watch your ps and qs and keep off the gin tea and coffee is the order of the day this weekend.oh I forgot don't forget the bickys enjoy your weekend and look forward to Monday when you can wave them goodbye steve:thumb:

Always enjoy their company but father in law can drink like a fish so no need to stay off the gin! They have decided to stay Monday night 'cos of the storm so will wave them goodbye on Tuesday!

 

[scousebird]

I'm cooking 7 Hour Roast Lamb - yum yum.

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[movan]

I;m stroking a beautiful, little lamb in a field with big, brown eyes and a cute button nose and it is bleating helplessly as it awaits to be made into hour roast lamb.

 

[Concord Pilot]

Movan .. Re "that Italian chef" .. if you were at an event he attended your interest would be non-existent after 60 seconds aka crude unless you like lots of expletives and delitives and reference to MILFS ! Cheers Rob

 

[Wickolad]

Movan .. Re "that Italian chef" .. if you were at an event he attended your interest would be non-existent after 60 seconds aka crude unless you like lots of expletives and delitives and reference to MILFS ! Cheers Rob

I heard he was a burglar in his younger years too. Stole Ringo Starts guitar.
So Movan had best wake up before he clears her out:thumb:

 

[ourcampersbeentrashed]

The older I get the less tolerant I am becoming

 

[New Dawn]

The more I listen to my other half. The more I believe I'm stupid. The more I think about the last 22yrs. The more I'm convinced I am. But sometimes love can be stupid. oh:oh:

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[Jim]

My Canon 5D Mark lll camera is sold. This is the first time since I was 17 that I have not owned a Canon SLR Camera.

Canon AE1 A1 F1 T70 T90 D60 1D 5Dll 5Dlll

 

[Larrynwin]

i can remeber my dads first car reg....in9114 hillman minx:thumb:

My first car was a 1939 Hillman Minx HLM922 , cost me £35

 

[Mousy]

I illegally abseiled over the Clifton suspension bridge as a Greenpeace activist and managed not to get arrested.

 

[Larrynwin]

I illegally abseiled over the Clifton suspension bridge as a Greenpeace activist and managed not to get arrested.

Did you save the planet ?

 

[Mousy]

Did you save the planet ?

I'd like to think my little dangle from that rope helped highlight our polluted rivers but actually I just fancied one of the climbers and he made it sound soooo exciting. 6 cold, scary, painful hours of hanging around later I found out...it wasn't.

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[GeriatricWanderer]

I once player a game of snooker with Joe Davis. His brother Fred acted as the referee.
For a 15 year old snooker fanatic, it don't get much better than that.

(Needless to say, I didn't win)

 

[buttons]

Am a spell master king

This will bring a smile to the face to anyone who remembers this member.

 

[Deleted member 29692]

My Canon 5D Mark lll camera is sold. This is the first time since I was 17 that I have not owned a Canon SLR Camera.

Canon AE1 A1 F1 T70 T90 D60 1D 5Dll 5Dlll

5Div in August or 5DS next?

 

[buttons]

I have 4 nipples

This too..........

 

[irnbru]

When I was young Lulas father worked in the local meat market alongside my aunt. He gave me 10p which was a lot of money for a little girl back then.

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