What you should know about me!

[Just smiffy]

I just bit my tongue….. and it really bloody hurt..

 

[Barryh]

Jim Bowen of Comedians and Bullseye fame peed on my leg.

 

[Two on Tour]

I used a bit too much weed killer and sugar when I blew up the the roundabout in our local rec one night, all that was left was a crater three foot deep and six foot wide.

 

[Ingwe]

Jim Bowen of Comedians and Bullseye fame peed on my leg.

Scared to ask further………….

 

[L' Hobo]

Scared to ask further………….

Oh go on!

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[Ingwe]

Oh go on!

You over 18?

 

[L' Hobo]

You over 18?

My body is, not sure about brain?

 

[Tony50]

Met wife through a lady I worked with, arranged a date , priced her up in my 1948 saloon Y model MG, unbeknown to me along came a female chaperone in the form of the daughter of the Chief Superintendent of Stomarket, Suffolk!!

 

[fat haggis]

I met my wife on a survival course.

Escape and evasion section

 

[Richard n Ann]

I love my bird she is bonkers and cute in equal measure

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[Barryh]

Jim Bowen of Comedians and Bullseye fame peed on my leg.

Scared to ask further………….

Actually a bit boring, no golden showers or anything unless you count poor wee direction control in the gents toilets of some nightclub.

 

[L' Hobo]

Actually a bit boring, no golden showers or anything unless you count poor wee direction control in the gents toilets of some nightclub.

Good job he wasn't a contestant, he would never have got a Bullseye!

 

[Brains]

My siblings and I had 14 grandparents.
My sister is exactly 100 years younger than our oldest grandfather.

 

[steve69]

50 years ago, I briefly held a piece (about the size of a £ coin) of Uranium 238 in the palm of my hand.
It was surprisingly heavy for it's size.

 

[bobnick]

Get a warrant if you want to know.

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[97243]

My sister is exactly 100 years younger than our oldest grandfather.

That reminds me that I am 100 years to the day younger than Sherlock Holmes.

 

[AlunandFelicie]

The only country I’ve had a police escort out of is England (I was a very naughty boy!)

 

[Bucket]

At school I was a classmate of the boxing promoter Frank Warren. Even then he had a talent for getting kids to fight each other..(true!)

 

[drcotts]

I qualified as a hypnotherapist in 2018
and im related (very distantly to Tom Jones (the singer)

 

[dabhand]

I qualified as a hypnotherapist in 2018
and im related (very distantly to Tom Jones (the singer)

That’s not unusual

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[roadwarrior]

"my first trip to the petrol station was with my lambretta it cost 3 shillings and 6 pence per gallon and a old penney for a shot of two stroke oil , a good shake of the scooter an ya was off,but i worked all week for £7 pounds old scale

dave"

oh this is easy, i had a mini van for 100 quid which i never quite finished paying for, petrol was 50p a gallon and i earned 9 pounds a week as an apprentice engineer, and couldnt afford to tax it and it ran around on VERY bald tyres with the thread showing.

 

[roadwarrior]

i hold the record for the largest trailor borne boat to ever be launched at torbay - singlehanded too !

 

[roadwarrior]

Bloody youngsters..........I do though remember it being 6/8d or 3 gallons for a quid on D-Day (Decimal Day 1971) I'm going Shell, I,m going swell, I'm going swell on Shell, Shell, Shell........Put a tiger in your tank....etc
.
.
......................Griff

50p a Gallon.. my mom would give me 50p - i would buy half a gallon and go out for the night.

 

[Tony50]

I qualified as a hypnotherapist in 2018
and im related (very distantly to Tom Jones (the singer)

If you see him I met a woman on the I. O. Wight who said her Mum lent Tom Jones 30 pence when he was not famous and he's never paid her back !!

 

[Bucket]

If you see him I met a woman on the I. O. Wight who said her Mum lent Tom Jones 30 pence when he was not famous and he's never paid her back !!

I would have believed the tale except the bit where Tom Jones was ever 'not famous'

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