Had breakfast in Hemel Hempsted this morning. Hemel where most people are related one way or another is a people watchers paradise. I was earwigging while having breakfast to an invigorating conversation between two girls, one had found this new exercise regime that was going to change her life, it would take three years for her to develop the squat arse that she had always craved for. She even showed her friend photos of this new bum that was going to make so much difference to her life.