Ian and helga go south !!

[ianthebuilder]

Don't forget some of us have met you!

How's that lovely wife of yours ,,,,Edna?? Lol

 

[jumartoo]

How's that lovely wife of yours ,,,,Edna?? Lol

I don't have a wife, I have a husband .

 

[ianthebuilder]

I don't have a wife, I have a husband .

Sorry. So how is she?? Lol

 

[Clarky]

He's not my twin
I'm young, virile, with a full head of flowing black hair.

And I've got all my own teeth

Careful now!!!! Clarky is watching.

 

[ianthebuilder]

Only a couple more hours till I get helga back!! She has had 2 other men's hands all over her today! I'm sure she would have enjoyed it!!!! Wouldn't most women? Lmao. !!!!!

Anyway I am a bit nervous, she was running ok before I put her in and I have had all sorts of dramas with cars and vans from so called mechanics in England!! I can't help feeling a bit apprehensive, if you can understand that ??? Anyway I hope she is going to be good for me!!

I am going to ask the guy at the garage to reccommend an injector cleaner for the fuel tank to me, you never know he may have one??

I'm having a nice coffee just to rest my legs, then off again, God I have walked for miles today !!! Still I have to get rid of the burger, one way or another!! Xxx.

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[ianthebuilder]

Lordy, Lordy, Main man not back yet but helga has taken 10 litres of oil in the engine,, and 5 in the gearbox. !!! Greedy girl! ( no wonder her bum is big ). !!!!!!!

 

[ianthebuilder]

Right I have just got helga away !! She drives and sounds like a new van !!! And you wouldn't believe the total bill. I will post picture of receipt,, I can't believe it !! Gearbox oil change,, engine oil change, 3 filters changed, and you should have seen the state of the air filter, it was shocking!!!! And injector cleaner all parts and labour 318.44 euros. Unbelievable !!

 

[ianthebuilder]

. And that included 55 euros tax !!!!

 

[StitchesnFluff]

A good result for your lady then!

 

[scousebird]

She must feel wonderful now, like she's had a day at a spa

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[Anthea M]

Good old Helga scrubs up well!!

 

[ianthebuilder]

She must like a fuss !! Just like all my exes!!!! Lolol. Xxx

 

[Anthea M]

We all do !!

 

[ianthebuilder]

I'm on an aire in hermanas, guy said Internet, no connections found. And even phone internet is dodgy, must be a bad area! Still only for 1 night, Will chat again tomorrow or later if I'm able !!xxx

 

[ianandkath]

now you have treated helga, she will expect more next time, just like all females do.
have fun travelling ian, cos up to now you have

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[Sundowners]

She must like a fuss !! Just like all my exes!!!! Lolol. Xxx

But a lot cheaper to look after.

 

[ianthebuilder]

But a lot cheaper to look after.

Yes. And to be honest less temperamental. Warmer, More comfortable to be with. And finally.

A better ride !!!!!!!!! Xx

 

[ianthebuilder]

Ok. This is going to sound a bit off the wall!!!! but I need to pm someone regarding a personal text I received late last night !! Some advice would be good!!!! Preferably a female, there is a reason for this !! Any volunteers?? Thank you, Ian.

 

[The Dudess]

What's occurring then? Go on, I'll try.

 

[ianthebuilder]

What's occurring then? Go on, I'll try.

I will pm now dude. Thankyou!

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[Anthea M]

Are you sorted Ian?

 

[ianthebuilder]

Are you sorted Ian?

I hope so anthea, I just pmd dude and explained!! You could pm her if you want. Maybe two heads better than one? Lol

 

[Anthea M]

Will do if you need help

 

[Anthea M]

Ian have PM @The Dude awaiting a reply. Get loads of yorkie tea down your neck to ease worries!xx

 

[ianthebuilder]

Will do if you need help

Actually no panic, all sorted. Thanks all !! Xx

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[Anthea M]

That's good!xx

 

[ianthebuilder]

Ok
Good morning!

I'm at a bit of a loose end today!
Can't make my mind up where to go?
Not at all bothered though,
I'm considering having more tea!
I will get the much thumbed Aires and site book out, and the map and have a nose!!!

But as usual, any reccommended destinations would.be gratefully received!! I am just south of Seville!!

Hope your all having a good morning, xxx.

 

[ianthebuilder]

Oh yes, I could do with a bit of a party Friday night, good drink , laugh. Just to congratulate myself and helga!!

So what I'm saying is. A sand dune overlooking the sea ain't gonna do it for me this weekend !!!

 

[ianthebuilder]

I'm looking at the map and huelva looks like a biggish area ? Any experiences?? Xx

 

[ianthebuilder]

On the other hand. I could do el roccio tonight and head for huelva and Portugal when I sober up tomorrow!! Lol

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