Ian and helga go south !!

Ian !!! Sit still for five minutes !!!!
Have a beer and relax:cheers:

I ain't gonna offer you a way to fix ya gas/water/taps/bollox etc - but I know how to have fun !!!!


Anyway - I find if you move too much you tend to spill ya drink:party2:
 
That's why I didn't stop in Malaga Dave !! You'd have killed me !! Or my liver!! Lol. Catch you on the way back though , when I have trained my organs enough for the battering !!! Lol.
 
ianthebuilder said:
That's why I didn't stop in Malaga Dave !! You'd have killed me !! Or my liver!! Lol. Catch you on the way back though , when I have trained my organs enough for the battering !!! Lol.
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Hell yeah! Put Torre del
Mar in ya sat nav (2 sites here) and I'll share a cup of Yorkshire Tea wiv ya
.........wear ya drinking trousers!!!!
 
Ian

ianthebuilder said:
That's awesome Martin but they have put 2 sets of co ords in there ? I have never seen that before ? Which do I enter?
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One set is decimal degrees and the other set is degrees minutes and seconds, either should take you to the same place it just depends which you prefer, your sat nav should take either.

Make sure you use 5 not -5 as that could make another "Ian the walking disaster" story.

Martin
 
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ianthebuilder said:
Jock. I believe and I was told that water only heated to 40 degrees doesn't kill any bacteria ???? legionaries desease especially. And someone also said that, that was the only thing Hymer or trauma did not do correctly??
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Gordon Bennett!!!
Ian, are you winding me up? RTFI provided please.
In winter mode, (ie, heating on) the water is heated to 60°C automatically.................................but only if there is water in the auxillary tank.
It's only in the summer mode, that you have the choice (yours entirely) to heat your water either at 40° or 60°.
It's all in the English version of the instructions I provided for you.

I'm sorry, but I really can't be any more "John & Janet" about it mate. :(

Cheers,

Jock.
 
JockandRita said:
Gordon Bennett!!!
Ian, are you winding me up? RTFI provided please.
In winter mode, (ie, heating on) the water is heated to 60°C automatically.................................but only if there is water in the auxillary tank.
It's only in the summer mode, that you have the choice (yours entirely) to heat your water either at 40° or 60°.
It's all in the English version of the instructions I provided for you.

I'm sorry, but I really can't be any more "John & Janet" about it mate. :(

Cheers,

Jock.
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Hope he is not making his tea with it :Eeek::wink:
 
JockandRita said:
Gordon Bennett!!!
Ian, are you winding me up? RTFI provided please.
In winter mode, (ie, heating on) the water is heated to 60°C automatically.................................but only if there is water in the auxillary tank.
It's only in the summer mode, that you have the choice (yours entirely) to heat your water either at 40° or 60°.
It's all in the English version of the instructions I provided for you.

I'm sorry, but I really can't be any more "John & Janet" about it mate. :(

Cheers,

Jock.
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Don't do the author a disservice jock. It's Janet and John !!!! Lol. Lol.

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Morning !!!! I had a great night out last night, met some very interesting people!! Got hammered which is always a bonus!!! Nothing untoward happened so sorry ! Lol. But it could be an interesting day. Had a chat with a retired boxer from the east end (no wat i Meen) and he asked if I fancied a game of golf this morning. So that's where I'm going now. If he picks me up it should be fun !! If he doesn't I will post and let you know !!!! Ian xx.
 
Sounds tiring, you'll be out for the count later, or if you upset him sooner!
 
ianthebuilder said:
Don't do the author a disservice jock. It's Janet and John !!!! Lol. Lol.
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Sorry Ian, we've got a couple of neighbours that go by John & Janet....................but can be best described as Janet & John. lol

Have a good day on the golf course. Just make sure you don't upset him, and make it to the 19th hole. (y)

Cheers,

Jock. :)
 
Well I'm standing here with great anticipation of playing my first and best round of golf , in this glorious country that spawned such greats as severiano Ballesteros , Miguel Jimenez , just too name but two! I wonder when I tee off if my imagination will get the better of me and I will find myself playing in the Spanish open? Or even the Ryder cup? Leaning over the ball on the 18th green, putting to win the ryder cup in front of a crowd of tens of thousands and millions worldwide watching on sky sports!! The crowd hushes, he walks to his ball, checks the area round the hole , walks back to four feet behind his perfectly cleaned ball, bends down to just glance at the fall towards the hole, gives his long served caddy who he met when he won the British open a wink and places his feet in position!! Leans foreward and the crowd now are completely silent ( you can hear the grass grow) takes one last look at the hole,, draws the putter back and sweetly strickes the ball Does it go in ???? I will let you know !!
Well whatever happens I will thoroughly enjoy myself because it will be another item ticked off the list of things to do before I die !! A round of golf in Spain!!! You can't beat it!!

If I get picked up? Lolol. There was a lot of drink involved in the conversation and offer !!! Lol. Wish me luck !!

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Hi Ian,
Firstly I want to thank you for keeping me entertained, I thoroughly enjoy your tales especially the tales of woe as you never fail to raise a smile, the best so far in my mind is the ladder episode so thank you.
Secondly keep getting the coordinates as I am copying them down for when we leave in September for our tour.
Thanks again.
Regards
Bob
 
Bb waleswhen you have done your tour maybe you could put all these cords in order?........we cant set off until Jan 2017,and Ian seems to be all over the place! Headless chicken!! :-)::bigsmile:
 
Ian
Site at seville can be a bit of a pain to find even with co - ords. You head off main road at a roundabout by river bridge, small access road into industrial area , running parallel to main road, crosses single track rail line. Follow lane for 1klm alongside river and you feed in to transport yard. Elec and water on site, and garage area has workshop and they may be able to assist with your van problems.Easy bike ride into town centre,cross river bridge and hang left on river bank.
 
Angelwitch said:
Bb waleswhen you have done your tour maybe you could put all these cords in order?........we cant set off until Jan 2017,and Ian seems to be all over the place! Headless chicken!! :)::bigsmile:
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Hello angel witch!! The whole idea of this for me was not to have a plan ! Lol. I've had to plan all my life and I'm sick of it !! Lol. In fact I was going to go to Seville this week but I changed my mind now! I just met a few lads from London who live here and play golf every day! So I'm going back now to the van to book for a month!! How's that for planning !! Lol. X

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Ian you never fail to amaze us, but why don't you do two weeks, you never know you may get itchy feet, unless there is work in the offing, whatever just keep on keeping on. :gum: enjoying yourself. :wub:
 
ianthebuilder said:
Hello angel witch!! The whole idea of this for me was not to have a plan ! Lol. I've had to plan all my life and I'm sick of it !! Lol. In fact I was going to go to Seville this week but I changed my mind now! I just met a few lads from London who live here and play golf every day! So I'm going back now to the van to book for a month!! How's that for planning !! Lol. X
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Good on you Ian, you only have yourself to please.
 
You cocker- neese know how to have a good time!! If you stay long enough you can get your boiler/ awning / washing etc done!!

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ianthebuilder said:
Hello angel witch!! The whole idea of this for me was not to have a plan ! Lol. I've had to plan all my life and I'm sick of it !! Lol. In fact I was going to go to Seville this week but I changed my mind now! I just met a few lads from London who live here and play golf every day! So I'm going back now to the van to book for a month!! How's that for planning !! Lol. X
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Blimey....wonders will never cease!lol news alert!!!!!!! Ian learns to calm down and live a little!. have fun:)
 
Yes I love it here!! Don't know why just feel comfortable and the golf is great !! Played 2 rounds today , match play,, lost both matches on the last hole. Gutted,, lol. Big festival at one of the villages here tonight , but am too tired to go out! Golf again in the morning at 9 am. What a life!!! Xxx.
 
ianthebuilder said:
Yes I love it here!! Don't know why just feel comfortable and the golf is great !! Played 2 rounds today , match play,, lost both matches on the last hole. Gutted,, lol. Big festival at one of the villages here tonight , but am too tired to go out! Golf again in the morning at 9 am. What a life!!! Xxx.
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Please be careful !! I have visions of you, your golf clubs and balls all coming a croppa!!!;)
 
ianthebuilder said:
Yes I love it here!! Don't know why just feel comfortable and the golf is great !! Played 2 rounds today , match play,, lost both matches on the last hole. Gutted,, lol. Big festival at one of the villages here tonight , but am too tired to go out! Golf again in the morning at 9 am. What a life!!! Xxx.
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My dad started like that, absolutely loved Golf to literally his death:coffee:

It was good for him as he had a sedentary job...A Saville row tailor:)
 
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