Bloody dogs

[DuxDeluxe]

For some strange reason this forum seems to have an abnormally high number of miserable intolerant selfish morons that are definitely in the wrong lifestyle. If they don’t like what they find on campsites don’t use them. Stay at home and criticize the neighbors. Why do they expect other people to change their lifestyles to suit them? Personally I don’t like the way club cyclists use public roads, but I don’t advocate banning them. Educating them maybe, but until such timeI have a choice of stopping driving or learning to live with it.

It is a benefit of growing old

 

[Northernraider]

No matey you are wrong.

You admit to being selfish.

However, most ‘humans’ are certainly not selfish, THANKFULLY

I think you will find they are

Including you

 

[Northernraider]

It is a benefit of growing old

Thank god it will never happen to me

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Thank god it will never happen to me

 

[Northernraider]

I can't afford to get old so I plan to stay forever young.

I will never wear beige loafers or have matching outdoor jackets with my other half.

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[DuxDeluxe]

matching outdoor jackets with my other half.

My idea of hell………..

 

[Lusky]

I think you will find they are

Including you

Explain yourself Northernraider ??

 

[Minxy]

I can't afford to get old so I plan to stay forever young.

I will never wear beige loafers or have matching outdoor jackets with my other half.

My idea of hell………..

Er, welllllllll ... We have matching reversible jackets, one side is fleece and the other is waterproof, both jackets are identical pale grey, the only reason is that they were cheap brand new ones at £5 each many years ago, they are the same colour as the only alternative was Kermit green!

 

[Northernraider]

Er, welllllllll ... We have matching reversible jackets, one side is fleece and the other is waterproof, both jackets are identical pale grey, the only reason is that they were cheap brand new ones at £5 each many years ago, they are the same colour as the only alternative was Kermit green!

I rest my case

 

[Imala615]

Stopped going to the Warners shows because of inconsiderate dog owners. Saw a youngsters feet took from under her after a lead wrapped round her legs from someone with a dog on a 20ft lead who was oblivious to where the dog was as there were about 8 dog owners all stood talking blocking the road most with their dog prams in tow. Also wont eat in a pub or restaurant where they allow dogs while you are eating.

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[Minxy]

For some strange reason this forum seems to have an abnormally high number of miserable intolerant selfish morons that are definitely in the wrong lifestyle

Can you prove that please ... How many morons do you know and is the adage "it takes one to know one" correct?

 

[gpat]

Er, welllllllll ... We have matching reversible jackets, one side is fleece and the other is waterproof, both jackets are identical pale grey, the only reason is that they were cheap brand new ones at £5 each many years ago, they are the same colour as the only alternative was Kermit green!

Thats acceptable, but only if you are never spotted wearing the matching jackets at the same time.

 

[VXman]

Yes


But that's worldwide ain't it.

By humans I might add

Nope, not me!

Yes but why should we.

If you dont like noise stay in your house with earplugs in .

The world is noisy ...it always will be

Can you message me with your intinary for the next year so I can keep a wide berth.

 

[Northernraider]

Nope, not me!


Can you message me with your intinary for the next year so I can keep a wide berth.

Don't worry it's highly unlikely you'll ever be anywhere I am.


That's the reason I don't go to those places

 

[Northernraider]

Stopped going to the Warners shows because of inconsiderate dog owners. Saw a youngsters feet took from under her after a lead wrapped round her legs from someone with a dog on a 20ft lead who was oblivious to where the dog was as there were about 8 dog owners all stood talking blocking the road most with their dog prams in tow. Also wont eat in a pub or restaurant where they allow dogs while you are eating.

Well done you


Now if only all the other miserable folk would follow your example.

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[Northernraider]

Thats acceptable, but only if you are never spotted wearing the matching jackets at the same time.

I'll bet they do

 

[Minxy]

Stopped going to the Warners shows because of inconsiderate dog owners. Saw a youngsters feet took from under her after a lead wrapped round her legs from someone with a dog on a 20ft lead who was oblivious to where the dog was as there were about 8 dog owners all stood talking blocking the road most with their dog prams in tow.

It wasn't why we stopped but I agree about some idiotic dog owners who think it's a good idea to drag their poor dogs round when it's very hot without any regard for them burning their feet in the tarmac or metal tracks and roadways, take no water for them and stand nattering in full sun with the poor things panting like mad. Also as you mention the ones who use expanding leads in unsuitable locations. Our poor Tazzy was having a lovely walk later in the day along the stalls when it was quieter minding her own business on a short lead when another larger dog suddenly grabbed her and threw her a good few feet. The other dog's owners couldn't see what the problem was ... Idiots was too polite a name for them!

Also wont eat in a pub or restaurant where they allow dogs while you are eating.

I can't say I've ever been in one that allowed dogs but would probably feel the same especially if the dog owners were feeding the dogs titbits.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Er, welllllllll ... We have matching reversible jackets, one side is fleece and the other is waterproof, both jackets are identical pale grey, the only reason is that they were cheap brand new ones at £5 each many years ago, they are the same colour as the only alternative was Kermit green!

Yes, but you are from Yorkshire, near Hull. That explains everything……

 

[Minxy]

Thats acceptable, but only if you are never spotted wearing the matching jackets at the same time.

Do I incriminate myself or not ... hmmm.

I'll bet they do

Bummer ... I'm busted! You've been spying on us haven't you.

In our defence we did buy them to use when away in the camper and as they are the only warm jackets we have with us if it's chilly we both wear them but everything else does NOT match unlike some couples we've seen!

 

[Folkranger]

No, not ban dogs, ban inconsiderate owners.

You could get annoyed about loads of stuff, loud parties on site, slamming doors, arriving late, running the engine few minutes before driving off, Smokey barbecues, kids running round all over and don’t even mention generators.

So ban dogs but ban panel vans side door whoosh bangers, there you’re banned chaser, you’re in there somewhere.

On a scale of annoyances I would put dogs (not all) at No.1

The bad ones can bark non stop. Even the good ones (owners that is) defecate on any spare patch of grass which makes the simple pleasure of lying on the grass a big No No.
Yes I know the owners pick up as much as they can but the grass is still soiled.

I am probably in the minority but I wonder what things are coming to when I see many owners with up to three dogs. And have you noticed the amount of fashion dogs around. Must have a cockapoofrenchbulldogcavalier.

End of rant. Thank you for reading this.

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[Lusky]

Well done you


Now if only all the other miserable folk would follow your example.

and disappointingly, you have reaffirmed your selfishness again on this thread

 

[Minxy]

Could I suggest that Lusky and Northernraider stop the argy bargy otherwise they are likely to both end up in Coventry together and I don't think that both would come out alive!

 

[Northernraider]

and disappointingly, you have reaffirmed your selfishness again on this thread

I'd hate there to be any doubt in your mind

 

[Northernraider]

Could I suggest that Lusky and Northernraider stop the argy bargy otherwise they are likely to both end up in Coventry together and I don't think that both would come out alive!

There's only one party breaking rule 1 and it isn't me

 

[Figaro]

There's some very grumpy uncompromising people on here this evening.
Must be the heat or something ?
Chill everyone, there's far more worthwhile topics to get agitated over, it's sounding like a childrens playground squabble.

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[Northernraider]

We need a "sad" emoji on here , as sometimes the sarcasm of giving a funny is probably missed by many

 

[gpat]

We need a "sad" emoji on here , as sometimes the sarcasm of giving a funny is probably missed by many

I fail to see the funny side of that quote.

 

[Minxy]

There's only one party breaking rule 1 and it isn't me

Errrrrrr ... that's not the way I read you post #105 ...

Now if only all the other miserable folk would follow your example.

You dunna want to be unable to post about your adventures do you? I don't think some funsters could live without your daily offerings!

 

[Dunslow]

Oi Oi, Bloody Dogs??
I have rescue (read pet) Bloody Pigs, Sheep, Ducks, Chickens, Geese, Cats and dogs. They chose me, I just offered. The dogs certainly let us know of anything that requires our attention, making noise to notify their dependent/ partner (you'd call it their owner maybe), that there is 'something' to be on guard about. (could even be a poorly duck, [yesterday with sunstroke. Recovering ] )
If we go away with the dogs and they bark, they are warning us about something they deem to be concerned about, maybe too many times a day about something inconsequential or something REALLY life saving type important which has happened twice, once with a gas leak (we had a co2 alarm but didn't sound, family of four in the 'van), and the other when pitch next but one's caravan caught fire (it was our dogs that raised the alarm and no-one was seriously hurt), and if someone had whinged, my reply isn't for here, and just imagine if it was your 'van/ Moho.
Animals make noise when enjoying themselves, and in warning, and in distress. Humans ARE animals. Don't like dogs barking? Then shut up to reduce the melee of fun (or warning).
If someone was around your van with ill intent and next doors dog barked to warn you of it, would you moan about it? Not experienced that yet then? Dogs are the best alarm you can utilise, owner or not. (Although I'd advise against intruding on goose territory unless they know you. lol).
And any dog will be more honest with you than any human. Then, with that in mind, you could argue that the complainers of dogs/ cats/ any other cognitive animal have an insecurity issue that is more to do with them, rather than the animal. P'raps?Maybe.discuss.

And none of our dogs have yet learnt to sh@t in the pan, so we pick it up. We also don't take them to do the necessary on children's playgrounds or "leisure" areas.
And,
When crawling around on Woodbury common/ Salisbury Plain, it wasn't the BLOODY DOG's sh@t you worried about......................

 

[Dunslow]

It's late, innit. Long day. Night.

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