What you should know about me!

[Viennese]

If that’s a name drop it’s shot over my head

I remember Adam Faith! Recognised him immediately.

I touched captain Hugh Grant's bottom during tea at a cricket match at Winchcombe in 2001. I sat next to Jemima Khan to watch the match and ate the cricket tea provided by Sudeley Castle, telling owner Henry Dent Brocklehurst how good the cakes were. Tea was brought by servants from the castle in a fleet of Range Rovers.

 

[Tony50]

I had a garage
I was Joint Managing director and Grease Monkey
Won trip Monte Carlo stayed at The Hotel Pari
Lost £16 (francs) in Casino in 2 minutes!
Met Omar Sharif in the Menia House hotel in Gisa Egypt
But.the best thing is we have one granddaughter, 2 son's and 2 daughter-in-laws , and my wife and I are in reasonable good health

 

[St Ivian]

I, along with a few others, once had a night out in London with Jim Davidson. Can’t remember much about it.

 

[Rosemary1]

I’m an Englishman (Cheshire) who moved to Scotland 56 years ago and I’m almost accepted now so come on up Jim they’re quite friendly !!!

Thanks for that - we have lived in Cheshire for 58 years and am moving to Scotland next week, hopefully I won’t have to wait until I am 114 to be almost accepted

 

[Stonemags76]

I did the pre surgery genital shave of the first male to female sex change done on the NHS. She (he at the time) wore a pink negligee & curlers, & I found it quite disconcerting! A very nice person though!

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[Squeak]

Let's find a little more about each other with a simple thread. Just one item per post and one sentence only. Make as many posts in the thread as you like. They might be be something like the examples below and i am sure many of them will be fun

I read the Daily Mail every day
I am saving for a Hymer
I am in love with Keira Knightley
I am a fulltimer
I have a twin brother
I hate Country and Western Music.
I am 6st over weight

Ok I'll start

I was conceived under a Monkey tree in Blenheim Palace.

 

[Squeak]

Let's find a little more about each other with a simple thread. Just one item per post and one sentence only. Make as many posts in the thread as you like. They might be be something like the examples below and i am sure many of them will be fun

I read the Daily Mail every day
I am saving for a Hymer
I am in love with Keira Knightley
I am a fulltimer
I have a twin brother
I hate Country and Western Music.
I am 6st over weight

Ok I'll start

I was conceived under a Monkey tree in Blenheim Palace.

Covid has had a positive effect on my life

 

[Vipar]

I am a Freeman of the city of London.

When the Queen Mum died they had to appoint a new CIC. When he came to chat with my son and the family he was very pleasant. As he left I slapped him on the back. My sons face went white and his bodyguards were not best pleased. It was Prince Andrew
PS the food in the tower is pretty good

 

[JJ]

Quite a few famous people from all walks of life have had the pleasure of meeting me...

(including Sir Old Mo and Lady Judy.)


JJ

 

[dabhand]

I was in control of a roving mic taking questions from the audience at a political conference and got a bollocking for saying to the politicians after they been speaking for ages “but you haven’t answered the question!”

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[rangi]

One of the kids left a Light Sabre, SO! senior moment! errmm?? wears black? has a mask and a funny hat? talks funny?
EUREKA!!!

I am Zorro!!

 

[Nasher]

I did the London to Brighton bike ride (58 miles) on a Unicycle

 

[Jim]

I did the pre surgery genital shave of the first male to female sex change done on the NHS. She (he at the time) wore a pink negligee & curlers, & I found it quite disconcerting! A very nice person though!

I suppose had your hand slipped while doing that shave, he wouldn't have been too bothered

 

[dabhand]

I used to circumcise the elephants at a large zoo, the pay wasn’t much but the tips were big!

 

[Graham Page]

I've been around the world a few times but I've never been to Scotland.

When you do, with your global experience, you will realise it is one of the most beautiful places on the planet. Inverness and above, true highland territories are one of my favourite places!

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[dabhand]

I was filming an elephant whilst on safari Years ago from about 10’ away When it let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard in my life! Still got the footage somewhere

 

[movan]

Though I did pass the knowledge movan I must come clean and explain how Im able to remember all the roads in the City of London! The reason is, there arent any
They are all streets, places, yards, Lanes etc.
If you want to be pedantic, half a road, coz the boundary goes down the middle of Goswell Road!
If only they had a Raspberry icon

Ha ha it wasn't me that posted that to you.... but I enjoy learning anyway. . X

 

[MacroMad]

I am a Scuba Diver and Underwater Photographer but not a pro.

 

[Dukw1942]

I collect rare breed ducks and geese and take rescue birds from who ever asks - IE RSPCA - Tony

and if allowed another one my wife Theresa;-

Can play a church organ

 

[Tony50]

I was filming an elephant whilst on safari Years ago from about 10’ away When it let out the loudest fart I’ve ever heard in my life! Still got the footage somewhere

Is it still blowing in the Wind ?

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[Mark and Mindy]

I've been transported in a Police car, Police launch (on the river), road Ambulance, Air Ambulance, Army Ambulance (never been in the Army), but never been in a Fire Engine

 

[In a Pickle]

I've been transported in a Police car, Police launch (on the river), road Ambulance, Air Ambulance, Army Ambulance (never been in the Army), but never been in a Fire Engine

Are you a career criminal, accident prone or both

 

[Hymerbell]

Let's find a little more about each other with a simple thread. Just one item per post and one sentence only. Make as many posts in the thread as you like. They might be be something like the examples below and i am sure many of them will be fun

I read the Daily Mail every day
I am saving for a Hymer
I am in love with Keira Knightley
I am a fulltimer
I have a twin brother
I hate Country and Western Music.
I am 6st over weight

Ok I'll start

I was conceived under a Monkey tree in Blenheim Palace.

Surely you mean under a Monkey tree in the gardens of Blenheim Palace...

 

[In a Pickle]

I usually have a really good sense of direction but it let me down badly today.

 

[Mark and Mindy]

Are you a career criminal, accident prone or both

Accident prone pretty much:
Police car - came off moped in 1976 while avoiding a bird in the road, police took me to A&E, waited for me and took me home later
Police launch - with friends on the Thames, we hired 2 cruisers for a week, one of the engines failed near Henley and the grand plan to tow was hatched, rope thrown over and fastened, first boat started to move, rope snapped and hurtled back, the end cracked the front window! We moored up on Temple Island as it was next to us and the police launch ferried us off.
Ambulance - 1971, cycling when a car pulled out from a side road and I went over the front and smashed into the windscreen, taken to hospital with a possible broken cheekbone, luckily only severe bruising but I still have a lump under the skin even now.
Air Ambulance - 2003 (14 August), dog walking in local woods, foot got stuck in a hidden wheel rut, triple fracture of the ankle, air ambulance had to take me to hospital as the location was inaccessible for anything else.
Army Ambulance - few years after breaking the ankle we went to an airshow and I sprained the same ankle, I spent time in the Medical Tent before being taken back to the car by the Army Ambulance.

I really don't need to go in a Fire Engine!

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[Hymerbell]

I was taught Art by Peter Framptons Dad and went to same school as David Bowie (and Peter Frampton).

 

[Alcfire]

When I was working, I was a qualified rescue technician on the space shuttle (true, when it was flying),but never got to rescue anyone from it.

 

[Two on Tour]

When I was 8, I asked Hughie Green for his autograph and his rely was "f*uck off you little sh*t", funny how things like that stick in your memory at that age.
It was a great day for me when they announced the death of that obnoxious cretin.

 

[RobbyMClark]

When I was working, I was a qualified rescue technician on the space shuttle (true, when it was flying),but never got to rescue anyone from it.

Wow saw the last shuttle on the pad the week before lift off, glad your training was not called for.
Judging from your avartar could you make Mark and Mindy 's set complete and sort a ride in a fire engine ???

 

[Keypresser]

I went to The Hard Rock at Stretford. Manchester and saw David Bowie perform Starman. Live. Think it was in 1972?
We were right in front of the stage and didn't know who he was! (Very early days).

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