What you should know about me!

[Tea Bag]

Hi.
I am an Only Twin....
Tea Bag

 

[Pugwash668]

I ran a “pink panther” off the road in Belize, they were not impressed is putting it mildly!

 

[Jane And Rog]

I demoed a computer game (Doom) to the Queen.

 

[mitzimad]

I've had my head up Tina turners leather skirt

 

[roadwarrior]

ive seen england football team win the world cup!!.....he he he

i remember i was doing my paper round while it was playing..

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[roadwarrior]

I've had my head up Tina turners leather skirt

was she in it at the time ?

 

[icantremember]

Joanna Lumley was a customer of mine.

 

[Oscar]

My Grandma (known as Mammam) told me she used to babysit William Roache (Coronation Street) when she was growing up in Ilkeston

 

[canopus]

I won a two tickets in competition on Radio 2 to go to Maida Vale Studios. We were two of only fifty in the personally invited audience. The event hosted by Simon Mayo, was to celebrate the lifetime achievements of Kenny Gamble & Leon Huff, creators of the Philadelphia Sound.
It was followed by an impromptu session around the piano and showcased some of their work. Womack & Womack, Sheila Ferguson, and others, along with the small audience, sang along for over an hour, to many of Gamble & Huffs gold and platinum hits.

 

[Ken Hall]

Back in the 1970s I got a job as a chauffeur, but had not passed my driving test. Three attempts later i got it and kept the job.

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[fred chase]

I was chased by the religious police ( the Matouwa) in Al Khobar, Saudi Arabia who were looking to lop off my long hair with a pair of rusty sheep-shears.

 

[Ingwe]

T

My dad was alleged to have had an affair with one of the actresses from Crossroads

They had actresses on Crossroads?

 

[roadwarrior]

T

They had actresses on Crossroads?

which reminds me - someone put a call out for bennie, apparently they want their village idiot back..

 

[dabhand]

which reminds me - someone put a call out for bennie, apparently they want their village idiot back..

He’s dead

 

[Ingwe]

which reminds me - someone put a call out for bennie, apparently they want their village idiot back..

"Please miss Diane, oi I heard that you may be an actress?"
"Oh come on Bennie. Get real. Now, this is your elbow and this is your........"

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[Clive Beeza]

Yep, I'm over the hill,
but the views, and the pace are great

 

[icantremember]

He’s dead

No, he's still alive and kicking.

 

[roadwarrior]

He’s dead

are you sure ? i can find no record of him being dead..

 

[roadwarrior]

i remember the phrase " having a bennie "

 

[Ingwe]

I though "bennies" were what the paras called the Falklanders.

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[Brockley]

They were ordered to stop doing that so they called them “stills”..........still bennies

 

[nicholsong]

When I was 8, I asked Hughie Green for his autograph and his rely was "f*uck off you little sh*t", funny how things like that stick in your memory at that age.
It was a great day for me when they announced the death of that obnoxious cretin.

I think when flying his own aircraft to Berlin and strayed outside the corridor, he said something similar to the two Russian Migs which jumped him - he dived and stayed ahead of them till within Berlin airspace.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I am not a duck.




I’m not Spartacus either

 

[knickam]

I'm love driving big machines

 

[knickam]

I've been on the 10 o'clock news with Princess Anne

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[Jim]

I've been on the 10 o'clock news with Princess Anne

I once sent Princess Anne to bed. (sent = suggested nicely)

 

[scousebird]

I am not a duck.




I’m not Spartacus either

I knew you're not a duck

 

[PhilMary]

I've been on the 10 o'clock news with Princess Anne

Are you the one that tried to shoot her?
Phil

 

[roadwarrior]

I though "bennies" were what the paras called the Falklanders.

correct - When the Falklands War occurred and just after, British troops in the Falklands referred to the Islanders as "Bennies", after Paul Henry's character in Crossroads, who was often to be seen wearing a bobble cap like the islanders. Benny was a bit of a stupid character, so this was not taken too kindly by the islanders themselves.

 

[Carolyn and Kev]

Was stopped by David Hunter of Crossroads (Ronald Allen) in Lichfield who was asking the directions to Wall the historical village just out side of Lichfield . He was going to Jane Rossington (Jill Richardson of crossroads) who lived there at that time.
The best for me was Frank Carson bless him. He was on a pleasure flight around the isle of white . He sat next to me and my good lady and asked if i knew how to fly one of these contraptions? (De Havilland Dragon Rapide it was ) It was because he said that the pilot was pissed on Guinness! "Its the way I tell em! " he replied bless him....Will not forget him at all.

Kev

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