What you should know about me!

[Coddywompler]

I wrote to Jim l Fixit to spend a day with Gary Glitter. . Thank God my name wasn’t picked.

 

[knickam]

Are you the one that tried to shoot her?
Phil

No All above board, She was opening a new part of a gas plant.
She was also involved in a near miss on the flight north

 

[steve69]

I daren't return to Portugal, I am a wanted man there and will be arrested.

 

[mitzimad]

was she in it at the time ?

fortunately no

 

[Flook]

Wow, I mean wow, a shed load of you are fortuouse, (did I spell that correctly).

Me nothing unusual really.. Electronics trained with full mechanical Apprenticeship. Worked in a prototype department, moved into Ultra sonics, made shoe making machinery. Reundant for about six weeks during miners strike. Struck it lucky to work for a Majour Domestic Appliance Company, went self employed, joined the Domestic Appliance Service Association, asked to join the the committee, ended up as their editor of their magazine (Orbit), Service agent for SMEG, Rangmaster etc, then retired.

Okay went to same school as Terry Nelloms (Adam Faith) but much later, other than that not much to tell really, just your ordinary bloke in retirement, not wealthy enough to buy a big motorhome, just barely enough to get a much reduced New Elddis Prestige 175 back at the start of 2015..

Thats it, me Flook

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[Spriddler]

The best for me was Frank Carson bless him. He was on a pleasure flight around the isle of white . He sat next to me and my good lady and asked if i knew how to fly one of these contraptions? (De Havilland Dragon Rapide it was ) It was because he said that the pilot was pissed on Guinness! "Its the way I tell em! " he replied bless him....Will not forget him at all.

I flew from Guernsey to Jersey in a tiny 18 seat Britten Norman Islander. The pilot was just in front of me without anything between us. When he got in he asked me if I'd flown to Jersey before and I confirmed that I had.
"Oh that's good" he replied, "It's kind of kidney shaped isn't it?"

 

[ambulancekidd]

I only know two facts about motorhomes & both of them are wrong.

 

[irnbru]

I speak my mind !

 

[Flook]

I know what your thinking hehehe

 

[denisejoe]

When I was 8 my mum put me on a green line coach to borehamwood met by my aunt later walked to elstree studios and got a big guys autograph mr John wayne he was big

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[David and Sally]

I flew from Guernsey to Jersey in a tiny 18 seat Britten Norman Islander. The pilot was just in front of me without anything between us. When he got in he asked me if I'd flown to Jersey before and I confirmed that I had.
"Oh that's good" he replied, "It's kind of kidney shaped isn't it?"

I flew as 'copilot' on one of those. Really interesting as I had the headphones and could hear what was going on.

 

[Vipar]

I used to sing solos for my school but my voice broke now I warn ships that they are heading for the rocks
I’m only 5’3” short

 

[Wildweasle]

I dreamed I was going out with that Italian chef last night, can't remember his name but he was on This Morning tv, and I didn't want to wake up.:Blush:

Me it is me...honest!! Hat, coat, door shall I show myself out?

 

[movan]

This time next year I'am going to be a millionaire

.... and were you?

 

[dabhand]

No, he's still alive and kicking.

You’re quite right, out of sight out of mind maybe?

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[GWAYGWAY]

I have 4 nipples

only four, a girlfriend of mine had six to on boobs and four spares, and no she wasn't a dog.

 

[GWAYGWAY]

.... and were you?

bigmillies and movan
So will everybody else, a bit like the Vermacht republic and Zimbabwe. Once the hyper inflation starts we need a bigger wheelbarrow, best buy it now before it quintuples next week.

 

[Sus3v]

as a child, from when I was about ten, I used to get put on a train at Paddington to get to Ireland For the summer holidays. My mother would safetypin/tie a brown parcel label to my lapel in case I got lost, and I had to sit by the guards van so he could keep an eye on me.

 

[Tincataylor]

I once lit a fag for Eric Clapton outside Torquay Town Hall....................

 

[Kiwi Brit]

Wow, I mean wow, a shed load of you are fortuouse, (did I spell that correctly).

Me nothing unusual really.. Electronics trained with full mechanical Apprenticeship. Worked in a prototype department, moved into Ultra sonics, made shoe making machinery. Reundant for about six weeks during miners strike. Struck it lucky to work for a Majour Domestic Appliance Company, went self employed, joined the Domestic Appliance Service Association, asked to join the the committee, ended up as their editor of their magazine (Orbit), Service agent for SMEG, Rangmaster etc, then retired.

Okay went to same school as Terry Nelloms (Adam Faith) but much later, other than that not much to tell really, just your ordinary bloke in retirement, not wealthy enough to buy a big motorhome, just barely enough to get a much reduced New Elddis Prestige 175 back at the start of 2015..

Thats it, me Flook

I had a poster of Adam Faith on my bedroom wall as a teenager.

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[davidbaldam]

I have a Dragon tattooed on my right buttock, alcohol was involved.

 

[dabhand]

I have a Dragon tattooed on my right buttock, alcohol was involved.

I have one dragon on the floor I wish! It just catches it now and then

 

[fat haggis]

Another one from me Midge Ure used to babysit me when I was a . He went out with my sister at the time. A ponse with a guitar

 

[dabhand]

I once sparred with an ABA champion and got well and truely pummelled

 

[dabhand]

I sat on Michael Fagans Bed and asked him why he sat on the Queens (bed)

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[Jim]

Every now and then I resurrect this thread. Come on, what should we know about you?

 

[John Barrett]

I say what I mean and I mean what I say.

 

[phillipsheila]

I was the best squash player in wales for my age {under 10s}

 

[Jim]

Once in Germany I had both main and reserve parachutes fail on the same jump.

 

[pappajohn]

I use to believe I was a wolf....but I'm alright noooowwwwww!!

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