What you should know about me!

[Emmit]

I've been bowling with The Four Tops, (when all of them were alive.)

 

[Vipar]

I am useless at electrics.

 

[Emmit]

Mrs Emmit and I were the first couple to sleep in a bed inside one of the biome's at the Eden Project.

 

[Vipar]

I don’t read manuals until I get stuck.

 

[Vipar]

I am very careful with money unless it’s someone else’s

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[Boris7]

I had a stand up row with Jeffrey Archer and had no idea who he was!

Once at party I was introduced to Cheryl Fernandez, had no idea who she was, she got a little flustered as she was a headline guest (fund raiser) then later introduced to Tom Hardy, again I stood there knowing I was meant to be impressed, and should know who his was.

He said "you have no idea who I am do you?" No I answered.

His reply......

"thank god for that, fancy a beer with no arse licking"

Great bloke

 

[Boris7]

I don’t read manuals until I get stuck.

Whats a manual?

 

[OldCodger]

Ok as France is likely to close in the near future our holiday plans are changing - what are the recommendations for the south coast of England. Happy to be off the grid sometimes but would look for EHU for several nights. Preferably sites that allow use of gazebos, awnings and mats!

 

[OldCodger]

Whats a manual?

Merely one opinion of how the damn thing works.... Engineers can get struck off if caught reading them.

 

[Boris7]

Not South Coast, but not far from you https://www.facebook.com/saltfleetby/

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[Gerby]

Whats a manual?

That's the one with a gear stick

 

[Just smiffy]

I’ve been a British champion....

 

[OldCodger]

Not South Coast, but not far from you https://www.facebook.com/saltfleetby/

The link took me here

 

[Two on Tour]

I had a stand up row with Jeffrey Archer and had no idea who he was!

A friend of ours bought Jeffrey Archer's 7 series BMW when he when into clink.

 

[RobbyMClark]

My dad was alleged to have had an affair with one of the actresses from Crossroads

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[TheBig1]

I once beat Jimmy White at a game of pool. He was brought into a local club as a guest by my friend. As the drinks flowed he decided it a good idea to take on anyone who dared for a game. The usual self important few, who fancied themselves as pool sharks were quickly dispatched. I didn't take it seriously, knowing that I would lose and by freak of luck, beat him. He was a great guy and found it hilarious being beaten by a nobody

 

[TheBig1]

My dad was alleged to have had an affair with one of the actresses from Crossroads

Is that why you look like Benny?? explains a few things

 

[St Ivian]

I once had an argument with Terry Scott of Terry and June fame about which whisky was best. I said Scotch and he said Irish. I bought him a Scotch to prove it. he just smiled.

 

[Janine]

I can't remember what I have already admitted to on this thread so I might be repeating myself here....

The guitarist, Albert Lee, bought me dinner on my 50th birthday

 

[Two on Tour]

I've walked away, well maybe hobbled way from 3 air crashes.

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[Boris7]

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The link took me here

Thats right, stayed there Sunday night (its on Britstops) EHU, water, grey waste and black waste dump good field for 5 MH's (easily take more) only opened under new ownership on Friday, great bar, food coming soon, fantastic people, Dan the landlord is great and a great bar maid

 

[Odd-no-more]

I once beat Jimmy White at a game of pool. He was brought into a local club as a guest by my friend. As the drinks flowed he decided it a good idea to take on anyone who dared for a game. The usual self important few, who fancied themselves as pool sharks were quickly dispatched. I didn't take it seriously, knowing that I would lose and by freak of luck, beat him. He was a great guy and found it hilarious being beaten by a nobody

My daughter and her then partner put on an exhibition night with Jimmy White. It was a great success apart from not getting the ticket sales they expected, lost a lot of money.

 

[Odd-no-more]

I condemned Fern Britton's gas fire and shut it off

 

[Spriddler]

Whilst marshalling at a classic car hill climb I put my hand on the shoulder of someone wearing a crash helmet in the queue for the portacabin loo and pointed out that it was the Ladies. Pat Moss was not amused.

 

[OldCodger]

Thats right, stayed there Sunday night (its on Britstops) EHU, water, grey waste and black waste dump good field for 5 MH's (easily take more) only opened under new ownership on Friday, great bar, food coming soon, fantastic people, Dan the landlord is great and a great bar maid

Great. Thanks. Not yet in Britstops. But perhaps it’s time.

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[LesW]

Thats right, stayed there Sunday night (its on Britstops) EHU, water, grey waste and black waste dump good field for 5 MH's (easily take more) only opened under new ownership on Friday, great bar, food coming soon, fantastic people, Dan the landlord is great and a great bar maid

I think you and OldCodger are posting In the wrong thread..

 

[OldCodger]

I think you and OldCodger are posting In the wrong thread..

I am indeed but this is such a helpful place I still got one recommendation! Thanks everyone!

 

[KiwiKampers]

I really hate getting older

I agree with Jaws, but I’m not keen in the alternative.

 

[g3cwi]

I started a war

 

[jessthedog]

I have memorised and can recite, every road in the City of London.

Though I did pass the knowledge movan I must come clean and explain how Im able to remember all the roads in the City of London! The reason is, there arent any
They are all streets, places, yards, Lanes etc.
If you want to be pedantic, half a road, coz the boundary goes down the middle of Goswell Road!
If only they had a Raspberry icon

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