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Jo is busy catching up with emails, blogs, etc since she has now got internet.
Apparently map she's had one hell of a day!! Tears included!! X
Ian and helga go south !!
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Apparently map she's had one hell of a day!! Tears included!! X
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Think wind speed is same up there atthe moment- 30-50mph ,I was just looking at.
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Haha. There's no hydrogen or any other explosive moisture in my farts Popeyes thank you!! When I used to stuff my exes head under the quilt at home she would always say it was like walking through a forest of bluebells and pine needles!!! I wonder why she left me?? Lol
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Hello mate. It's shocking here. I've had to bungy my table and chairs to the van!! All bloody day too , and apparently all last night !! Don't it ever stop!! Your gonna have to put the kettle on tomorrow unless your going out!! Lol
ianthebuilder i dont read books but this is a book i got to keep reading im chaseing you every day so have fun
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Right I'm actually struggling to write this , this morning !! I got up early as usual, made a brew, came outside to sit down and enjoy and a lump of whatever has flown straight into my right eye!! I swear it's as big as a car!!! Bloody wind!!! So now I'm blind as well !! Unbelievable!!! God knows how many surgeons it's gonna take to remove it!!
Ok maybe a slight exaggeration but I'm still blind at the moment!! I do carry eyewash with a first aid kit but there's not much left because I bought a really nice girl back last night and she drank it!!
Ok maybe a slight exaggeration but I'm still blind at the moment!! I do carry eyewash with a first aid kit but there's not much left because I bought a really nice girl back last night and she drank it!!
scousebird
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Ian, I think we are going to have to lock you in a padded room for your own safety 
Wash it out and see if it goes, otherwise find a doctor.
Wash it out and see if it goes, otherwise find a doctor.
Badknee
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Keep the crap in your eye and get rid of that bird you brought back last night, she sounds like she's got a bit of a drink problem! 
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Hahaha. I'm afraid the only bird I got here last night was a seagull, and he shat on my roof!!!!
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Right. Eye all washed out. Feels ok! But a cyclops would have better vision!! Anyway I have decided to make my way back towards elche in anticipation of the Motorhome mechanic being there next week! I'm going to stay wherever for a couple of days( which seems to be the maximum I can handle) and get there for next week!! I do need some tbags now so I might pop into Sharon or Tracey's place!! Lol. Chat later, have a good morning!! Xx
Morning Ian glad eye is sorted ! Stock up on those t bags may not sell anywhere else!hopeTracy/Sharon isn't married with 6 kids! Enjoy!
Could send you some but you never stay in a place long enough !!
Could send you some but you never stay in a place long enough !!
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laird of Dunstan
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good on ya ian , i think i know where your coming from on the idea of helping people get over a break up ,when i first broke up with my ex wife,my first reaction was that i was going to get on my motorcycle and do a round the world trip ,but things changed in a way that im now in a great relationship with a beautifull woman
,im sure that theres a bird out there for you mate that does not poop on your roof , have you looked at online dating yet? or are there any meet up groups in your area , just a suggestion mate
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There's an English shop in Camposol, between Mazarron and Totana, you can get teabags there but not sure if they're Yorkshire ones.
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good on ya ian , i think i know where your coming from on the idea of helping people get over a break up ,when i first broke up with my ex wife,my first reaction was that i was going to get on my motorcycle and do a round the world trip ,but things changed in a way that im now in a great relationship with a beautifull woman
ONLINE DATING !!! I had 5 dates of that plenty of fish site 1 wet herself( alcoholic). 1 looked like Ronald McDonald (put a pic of her mate on profile) 1 was ok but had a wonky eye and I never knew if she was looking at me or not!! And another bought her slippers round to see me and wanted to move in !!! IT WAS A DISASTER FOR ME !!!!!!
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Don't shatter my illusions j,, it's an Iceland I'm looking for!! You could be standing in the way of true love here!!!
You don't know who works there though do you?
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I havnt got a clue!! But I always like surprises j !! Unless there painfull ones!! Lol
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There are more sites than plenty of fish ,the problem that guys and galls of our age group have is that the old way of meeting someone has dissapeared almost , did you ever go to grab a grannie at Gorleston? , as for online dating , you just have to keep at it ian , the world is full of emotionally damaged people and others who have a less than truthfull blog about themselves on dating sites , i had dates number 13 and 14 lined up , when i first saw date 13 my reaction was not promising ,shes gorgeous i thought and wont want anything to do with me, i was wrong, we have now been living together for 15 months and are planning a life of adventures in a motorhome , as for date number 14 ,well is it suffice to say that she came from Norwich and moaned about being dumped by her ex all of the way through the meal that i was paying for.
I know of people who have dated many many more than i have before they found someone ,there may be a spanish dating site worth looking at
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There are more sites than plenty of fish ,the problem that guys and galls of our age group have is that the old way of meeting someone has dissapeared almost , did you ever go to grab a grannie at Gorleston? , as for online dating , you just have to keep at it ian , the world is full of emotionally damaged people and others who have a less than truthfull blog about themselves on dating sites , i had dates number 13 and 14 lined up , when i first saw date 13 my reaction was not promising ,shes gorgeous i thought and wont want anything to do with me, i was wrong, we have now been living together for 15 months and are planning a life of adventures in a motorhome , as for date number 14 ,well is it suffice to say that she came from Norwich and moaned about being dumped by her ex all of the way through the meal that i was paying for.
I know of people who have dated many many more than i have before they found someone ,there may be a spanish dating site worth looking at
To be honest laird,, I'm just going with the flow, I'm not in a rush to get sorted, in fact I'm getting used to this being a bit selfish stuff ! All my life I've had to consider someone else,, it's nice not having too !!
It wasn't you're internet date who wets herself was it?
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Yes it was!!! It was an experience I never want to repeat !! I did describe it in detail in earlier post, a few weeks ago!!
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That's got to be rock bottom, your luck only has one way to go!
That's what I keep telling myself !! But for the moment I'm standing outside the gates of hell wondering how far there gonna open !!! !! Lol
Ian, camping Marjal is full. There is another site at La marina, its called camping La marina don't know if they have spaces seems OK for a few days? We had a look round the other day saw a few spaces.
Where are you now? It's not windy at guardamar though forecast said it was going to be!
La marina camping & resort
ave de La Algeria
E-3194 La marina
Playas de Elche
Telephone +34 96 541 92 00
Email info@lamarinaresort.co
Where are you now? It's not windy at guardamar though forecast said it was going to be!
La marina camping & resort
ave de La Algeria
E-3194 La marina
Playas de Elche
Telephone +34 96 541 92 00
Email info@lamarinaresort.co
Mikey RV
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The other Marjal at Catral has loads of space because it's so big Ian, if you want to see how the other half live. Like being at a motorhome show.
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Just arrived at camping marmalade, just seen messages so I will pop in and ask but I may have to resort to plan b. Can anyone tell me what plan b is??
bigtree
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We had a look at the aire behind the shopping centre,looked ok plus handy for your Lidl bird.
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