Ian and helga go south !!

I turn my back and go to work for a few hours and you've driven half way up France, ignored everyone's advice and had a crap meal.:rolleyes:
You do make life difficult for yourself. Happy crossing unless, of course, you change your mind and drive up to Denmark.:whistle:
Title for the next chapter: Ian and Helga, the adventure goes on somewhere. . .
 
Fenman said:
I turn my back and go to work for a few hours and you've driven half way up France, ignored everyone's advice and had a crap meal.:rolleyes:
You do make life difficult for yourself. Happy crossing unless, of course, you change your mind and drive up to Denmark.:whistle:
Title for the next chapter: Ian and Helga, the adventure goes on somewhere. . .
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Hi fenman,, lol. I didn't hang about to be honest, I'm going to try and get an earlier ferry and get a pitch sorted before the weekend,,, however I did get a flexi ticket which gives me 72 hrs either way,,,, x

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ianthebuilder said:
Do I start another thread when I'm back or do I just work, save and get another one going when I leave again? I am undecided!!!! All I know is it's raining here and it feels bloody cold !!! Lol
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If you do start another thread you could call It.....

" Ianthebuilder What A Carry On "
 
ianthebuilder said:
I've just had a thought!!!

Is it bank holiday in uk this weekend? I thought I heard someone mention it?
I need to find a site near Clacton for sat and Sunday really,,, anybody live there who knows one??? Cheers,,,

So good evening,,

I have as stated in an earlier post flown through France,, it definately will be a place I shall explore properly soon !!!

I'm in Le Mans now on a lovely acsi site nice loos, paper supplied but STILL NO SEAT !! What is it with France? I havnt been to a loo with a seat yet???

Tomorrow I'm going to somewhere further north and then I hope to get an earlier ferry ( due to flexi ticket) back to uk for the end of the week!!

Like I said I'm hoping to find a site in Essex, as close to Clacton as I can for sat night, and Sunday prob!! So any help would be gratefully accepted!!

Now I'm still trying to formulate my thoughts about my little adventure,, and I will try to get it all sorted in my mixed up little bald head, so I can post at the end of the week !!

I will be contacting those of you that have messaged me regarding some help with work next week when my hangover has gone, and whatever the outcome I appreciate the thoughts...

Now I have just had oven fried chips, 2 chicken fillets in breadcrumbs with baked beans and tomatoe sauce !! It was bloody horrible!!! But filling,,,
I am in the food Capitol of the world and I'm eating that muck!! Go figure!!!

Anyway like I said before, I'm just shooting through to get home, I will be back!!!

In a strangely sadistic way I'm looking forward to being home it's been four months and 2 weeks since I left Blighty but that time has flown by, I can't quite believe how quick it's gone!!!

Now I would like to post for the last time on this thread when I'm on the ferry, but if it's ok with you lot, I would like to start another when I'm back and living in the real world,, it probably will be even more catastrophic !!!! So I will need a title for the new thread,, any ideas????

So just a nice night again ( apart from the weather) and the Internet is good here and I'm now watching a film,,,,
Bed about ten I think and a good nights kip is in order,,, I'm actually quite shocked how tiring 5/6 hours driving is when your going through villages etc,, there's not much room in some of them !!

Anyway thanks for listening today and I will speak to you tomorrow!!

Sleep well ,, Ian,, helga. Xxxxxx
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ianthebuilder said:
I've just had a thought!!!

Is it bank holiday in uk this weekend? I thought I heard someone mention it?
I need to find a site near Clacton for sat and Sunday really,,, anybody live there who knows one??? Cheers,,,

So good evening,,

I have as stated in an earlier post flown through France,, it definately will be a place I shall explore properly soon !!!

I'm in Le Mans now on a lovely acsi site nice loos, paper supplied but STILL NO SEAT !! What is it with France? I havnt been to a loo with a seat yet???

Tomorrow I'm going to somewhere further north and then I hope to get an earlier ferry ( due to flexi ticket) back to uk for the end of the week!!

Like I said I'm hoping to find a site in Essex, as close to Clacton as I can for sat night, and Sunday prob!! So any help would be gratefully accepted!!

Now I'm still trying to formulate my thoughts about my little adventure,, and I will try to get it all sorted in my mixed up little bald head, so I can post at the end of the week !!

I will be contacting those of you that have messaged me regarding some help with work next week when my hangover has gone, and whatever the outcome I appreciate the thoughts...

Now I have just had oven fried chips, 2 chicken fillets in breadcrumbs with baked beans and tomatoe sauce !! It was bloody horrible!!! But filling,,,
I am in the food Capitol of the world and I'm eating that muck!! Go figure!!!

Anyway like I said before, I'm just shooting through to get home, I will be back!!!

In a strangely sadistic way I'm looking forward to being home it's been four months and 2 weeks since I left Blighty but that time has flown by, I can't quite believe how quick it's gone!!!

Now I would like to post for the last time on this thread when I'm on the ferry, but if it's ok with you lot, I would like to start another when I'm back and living in the real world,, it probably will be even more catastrophic !!!! So I will need a title for the new thread,, any ideas????

So just a nice night again ( apart from the weather) and the Internet is good here and I'm now watching a film,,,,
Bed about ten I think and a good nights kip is in order,,, I'm actually quite shocked how tiring 5/6 hours driving is when your going through villages etc,, there's not much room in some of them !!

Anyway thanks for listening today and I will speak to you tomorrow!!

Sleep well ,, Ian,, helga. Xxxxxx
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new thread name: "it probably will be even more catastrophic"

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Most pubs will let you park up in their car park for free if you use their pub.
There is nothing to stop you parking overnight in a residential street.
 
ianthebuilder said:
Well xabia,, I have just booked and paid through the website, havnt recieved any confirmation or info yet?? So we will see if I get a pitch or get mugged off!!!! Cheers for help,, hopefully I will get in !! Xx
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I see on their website that one of the attractions at Grange Farm is Bird Watching, sounds like it could be a winner......:);)
 
I am now the official representative of Ian's wronged women.......

To say my client has been injured by said Ian, having her reputation dragged through the mud! furthermore insinuating she was involved in some smutty Liaison dangerous beyond contemptible!!!!...and will end in court ASAP. This course of action can be averted if due remuneration be made to the damaged lady via moi. So I suggest you get laying bricks Ian my lad as soon as possible!

she is prepared to refute publicity Ian's suggestiveness, bragging that she was thrown over a rock and had in a barbaric fashion.....

The Judge

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Judge Mental said:
I am now the official representative of Ian's wronged women.......

To say my client has been injured by said Ian, having her reputation dragged through the mud! furthermore insinuating she was involved in some smutty Liaison dangerous beyond contemptible!!!!...and will end in court ASAP. This course of action can be averted if due remuneration be made to the damaged lady via moi. So I suggest you get laying bricks Ian my lad as soon as possible!

she is prepared to refute publicity Ian's suggestiveness, bragging that she was thrown over a rock and had in a barbaric fashion.....

The Judge
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He perhaps knew it was coming , he's gone to ground today:)
 
buttons said:
I see on their website that one of the attractions at Grange Farm is Bird Watching, sounds like it could be a winner......:);)
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or knowing our boy Ian;), dangerous
 
Judge Mental said:
I am now the official representative of Ian's wronged women.......

To say my client has been injured by said Ian, having her reputation dragged through the mud! furthermore insinuating she was involved in some smutty Liaison dangerous beyond contemptible!!!!...and will end in court ASAP. This course of action can be averted if due remuneration be made to the damaged lady via moi. So I suggest you get laying bricks Ian my lad as soon as possible!

she is prepared to refute publicity Ian's suggestiveness, bragging that she was thrown over a rock and had in a barbaric fashion.....

The Judge
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Lol. I have absolutely nothing to say on the subject matter!! If someone chooses to live in a world of fantasy, it won't be me !! Your client was/ is a lovely girl,, but she isn't/ wasn't for me!!

I did however leave her in the condition I found her !! There is no extra mileage added !!! I'm afraid to say that when I wrote the post about Spain and France, it was purely from my point of view!!! It has absolutely no bearing or reflection on anyone on this site!!

Actiually that's a bit of a porkie because I was thinking if my fling in Cadiz!! And unfortunately Maria is not able to have a go at me either!!!

So I do hope this puts your mind at rest your honour!! In summation,,, nothing went on with your client , apart from drinking loads of tea,, 1 Sunday roast, I cooked breakfast at the clubhouse,, a few walks and lots of chats!!!

I rest my case !!!!! Xxx
 
Good afternoon,,

I am sitting on top of a hill, at what looks like a lovely site waiting for the obligatory lunchtime to pass ,,, before I get to see anyone,,

I have only driven for 3.1/2 hours today, through some beautiful places,, I think France is lovely to look at,, I would very much like to bring the next ex Mrs young to France next time I come!!!

I havnt stopped anywhere in France, except for my destinations on acsi sites..

I have not eaten in any places,, drank in any places, shopped or looked round any towns, villages etc!! I just switched into work mode and am just driving home !!

I will no doubt see France properly but I think it is a place I would bring a partner!! I think it's very pretty, very feminine and wasted on a hairy arsed bricklayer on his own !!!

So, just the 1 night here and I will get to Dunkirk tomorrow to see if I can get an earlier ferry!!

I'm really looking foreward to going back to a country I don't like, and being homeless and unemployed for a week or two!!

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Ian - re Grange Farm - Mary is the owner there, is lovely, (we spent a few months there if u remember before we moved here!!!)
There will be room!!! Do say hello from me and Jak !!! Also - the warden is John, top bloke.
 
ianthebuilder said:
Lol. I have absolutely nothing to say on the subject matter!! If someone chooses to live in a world of fantasy, it won't be me !! Your client was/ is a lovely girl,, but she isn't/ wasn't for me!!

I did however leave her in the condition I found her !! There is no extra mileage added !!! I'm afraid to say that when I wrote the post about Spain and France, it was purely from my point of view!!! It has absolutely no bearing or reflection on anyone on this site!!

Actiually that's a bit of a porkie because I was thinking if my fling in Cadiz!! And unfortunately Maria is not able to have a go at me either!!!

So I do hope this puts your mind at rest your honour!! In summation,,, nothing went on with your client , apart from drinking loads of tea,, 1 Sunday roast, I cooked breakfast at the clubhouse,, a few walks and lots of chats!!!

I rest my case !!!!! Xxx
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Breakfast? mere BREAKFAST!!! Damn your eyes you scoundrel! More lurid insinuations!. Have you a job yet?:(
 
BreweryDave said:
Ian - re Grange Farm - Mary is the owner there, is lovely, (we spent a few months there if u remember before we moved here!!!)
There will be room!!! Do say hello from me and Jak !!! Also - the warden is John, top bloke.
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Which one was grange farm Dave??

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I had to laugh, just popped out for lunch from my office in normally sunny Worthing (the West Sussex one) and it snowed!

Welcome home Ian !!!! :rofl: (It hasn't snowed here all winter)
 
Ian , I asked you to bring some sunshine back with you yesterday. :doh:
Today's the worse day we've had in Yorkshire for months !:Eeek:
Snow , sleet, hail, khaki dark skies. Grotty.
It better clear up by the time Ralph and I go to Flamborough at the weekend ! I fear I may have tempted fate , asking you to " bring me sunshine" :cooler:
 
As regards the title of the next chapter, I would like to think that being home in England will make your chat-up lines easier and perhaps your take up rate will increase so could I humbly suggest that the next chapter be called......................

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