Rally [Aug 6, 2015] Bristol Balloon Fiesta Funster Rally. (Brsitol)

[Tootles]

Like I said.....................duelling banjos territory boy.......................' One of my all time favourite Movie Lines Toots 'you move agin boy and I'm gonna blow you goddam acorns off' spoken shortly before getting a half pound hunting arrow between the shoulder blades. ON thread again...............are there hillbillys in Cotham Park? I think we should be told

REF!! REF!! That Bertie THREATENED me with his little bow and arrow!!

 

[bertiebasset]

Hopefully, if one of the Funsters that should have confirmed by now doesn't in the next day or so, then we may be able to get you into the Funster rally section.

Regards,

Trikeman.

That would be great Trikeman,, if not will have to plague you from afar

 

[Bertie Bassett]

REF!! REF!! That Bertie THREATENED me with his little bow and arrow!!

I told you before.........no Robin of Sherwood stuff (the Notts Forest Plonker)..............I'm bringing Barry my 30 oz chum............just so we can all have a game of ...........................................................rounders

 

[bertiebasset]

I 'll,have you know that the B/basset(t) family are quiet folk from the countryside. We are oft in bed at dusk and up at dawn, the former in summer and the latter in winter !

Hey Bro,, who is Dawn

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Hey Bro,, who is Dawn

Which Dawn Bro......not the Tootle Huntress........Dawn B

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[Tootles]

Following a recent telephone call from a certain members lawyer, I have modified the photo to include a cross section of the 'family'.

 

[Debs]

Following a recent telephone call from a certain members lawyer, I have modified the photo to include a cross section of the 'family'.

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How to win friends and influence people.........not

 

[Mousy]

Ha ha, we will so have to recreate that photo in August. Not sure whether to laugh or be offended so I'm giggling.

 

[Tootles]

Not sure whether to laugh or be offended

Be positive! That photo knocks YEARS off you!!

 

[Mousy]

Lol

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[Bertie Bassett]

Following a recent telephone call from a certain members lawyer, I have modified the photo to include a cross section of the 'family'.

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Absolute stoater mate ......................on night one, after dark when the Owls are hooting and the leaves in the trees are rustling softly (If Knee and Debs OH have left any standing)I'm gonna introduce you to Barry................
Then you're for Bunker 1 on the Golf Course where plod will appear and follow the carefully crafted trail to the Library where Colonel Mustard will be found standing holding a blood spattered baseball bat (not Bazza I can assure you!)

 

[cliffanger]

Do you do 'Duelling Uke's' Cliff................................as in Deliverance duelling!

Bertie - I'm the uker in the family, not Cliff - he doesn't do the forum, so any posts on here will be made by me - Geraldine - as in the signature......

I will get together with Mike (Makems) and at the 2035 Balloon Fiesta after 20 years of practising, (that would be 20 years for me, it would take Mike 20 minutes) we will do a rendition of duelling banjos for one and all!

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Bertie - I'm the uker in the family, not Cliff - he doesn't do the forum, so any posts on here will be made by me - Geraldine - as in the signature......

I will get together with Mike (Makems) and at the 2035 Balloon Fiesta after 20 years of practising, (that would be 20 years for me, it would take Mike 20 minutes) we will do a rendition of duelling banjos for one and all!

Sorry Ger, as Tootles has illustrated.......ney highlighted in the family photo above I am far from being the brightest candle on the cake!

Re 2035.....................I'll be there!

 

[Debs]

Ha ha, we will so have to recreate that photo in August. Not sure whether to laugh or be offended so I'm giggling.

I think we all feel like that - could be worse, look at Bertie

 

[Tootles]

Sorry Ger, as Tootles has illustrated.......ney highlighted in the family photo above I am far from being the brightest candle on the cake!

Re 2035.....................I'll be there!

Love those legs, Debs, bet you couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel. And that TAN.................................

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[Debs]

Sorry Ger, as Tootles has illustrated.......ney highlighted in the family photo above I am far from being the brightest candle on the cake!

Re 2035.....................I'll be there!

Me too ........shall we start a list now? @Trikeman

 

[Bertie Bassett]

I think we all feel like that - could be worse, look at Bertie

You know something Debs.........................you can really go orf people sometimes..............but I have to agree having popped down to the small room and checked out the mirror, the likeness is scary But I am taller, slightly..

 

[Tootles]

And look at Mousy's legs! Another one like that, and she could be 'playing' at the next test match.......

 

[Tootles]

You know something Debs.........................you can really go orf people sometimes..............but I have to agree having popped down to the small room and checked out the mirror, the likeness is scary But I am taller, slightly..

Bertie looks like a rat up a pump.........

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Holmes, Mycroft (wherever he is) one is of the opinion that this is shaping up to be a damn fine show, eh. Little do they know

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[Bertie Bassett]

I think we all feel like that - could be worse, look at Bertie

Love the head Debs.............................................how do you get the hat to stay on when it's windy...........but I can see why you have a problem with the Bridge....your eyes are far too close together!

 

[Debs]

Better start practising Geraldine.......I'm sure you could do it sooner you know If you really, really put your back into it

@Tootles ....

 

[Tootles]

Holmes, Mycroft (wherever he is) one is of the opinion that this is shaping up to be a damn fine show, eh. Little do they know

We may yet be in a position to capture the entire Bristol Balloon Gang ourselves, Watson. There is a huge reward of 75p for their apprehension.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

We may yet be in a position to capture the entire Bristol Balloon Gang ourselves, Watson. There is a huge reward of 75p for their apprehension.

Whatto Holmes...... capture ourselves and then gain the reward and escape you mean............spiffing wheeze. I can climb through any window obviously!

 

[Debs]

Bertie looks like a rat up a pump.........

Rat....rat.....we've got a dead one as of this afternoon compliments of our dog.......I can pop it in the freezer and bring it along if you want?

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[Bertie Bassett]

Rat....rat.....we've got a dead one as of this afternoon compliments of our dog.......I can pop it in the freezer and bring it along if you want?

Spot on......we can roast it on a stick on the leavings after Les and Knee have deforested Bristol!

 

[Debs]

Spot on......we can roast it on a stick on the leavings after Les and Knee have deforested Bristol!

And marshmallows for afters, yum .......

 

[Bertie Bassett]

And marshmallows for afters, yum .......

On the same stick for a bit of flavour..............as you say Debs.....yum

 

[snailtrailer]

I don't like playing Cowboys and Indians.
Can't we play Nurses and Doctors instead. Tootles can tell us what to

 

[Madwife]

Holmes, Mycroft (wherever he is) one is of the opinion that this is shaping up to be a damn fine show, eh. Little do they know

Mycroft was eating his dinner and not allowed to tune into fun at the same time

He now so says he has gone dark...........










Very dark........







Oh the lights are not on!

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