Rally [Aug 6, 2015] Bristol Balloon Fiesta Funster Rally. (Brsitol)

[Tootles]

Just had a really sad thought....... It seems that Dawn B wont be with our gay throng at Bristol. That makes me very sad, however, we CAN have her with us, in mind if not in body! I have reproduced her likeness from a recent 'Crimewatch' photo, and so here's what I propose.
Move the image to 'My Pictures' on your computer. Enlarge to your size, then print. Then, cut out her lovely face, stick it to a piece of card, and add holes at the side for elastic, Then, we can ALL be Dawn B, and she wont be left out!

 

[Bertie Bassett]

I don't like playing Cowboys and Indians.
Can't we play Nurses and Doctors instead. Tootles can tell us what to

There is much in what you say snailt..........................so lets do both. Second childhood ain't it great!
And boy does Toots know what to do, what with him having his very own personal NHS nursey right now the bugger!

 

[Tootles]

There is much in what you say snailt..........................so lets do both. Second childhood ain't it great!
And boy does Toots know what to do, what with him having his very own personal NHS nursey right now the bugger!

Ahhhhhhhhh.....She tends to my every need, Watson.

 

[snailtrailer]

Hey! what happened to the end of my message...................
Anyway I was thinking of asking Jim to put up a picture of Tootles in the next weekly round-up. I don't think we've ever met and we may not get properly introduced.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Hey! what happened to the end of my message...................
Anyway I was thinking of asking Jim to put up a picture of Tootles in the next weekly round-up. I don't think we've ever met and we may not get properly introduced.

There's a pic above of the whole family mate.

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[Tootles]

Hey! what happened to the end of my message...................
Anyway I was thinking of asking Jim to put up a picture of Tootles in the next weekly round-up. I don't think we've ever met and we may not get properly introduced.

He wont. I have diplomatic protection.

 

[Wyaye wires]

Just had a really sad thought....... It seems that Dawn B wont be with our gay throng at Bristol. That makes me very sad, however, we CAN have her with us, in mind if not in body! I have reproduced her likeness from a recent 'Crimewatch' photo, and so here's what I propose.
Move the image to 'My Pictures' on your computer. Enlarge to your size, then print. Then, cut out her lovely face, stick it to a piece of card, and add holes at the side for elastic, Then, we can ALL be Dawn B, and she wont be left out!

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Dawnb is Marty Feldman reincarnate???

 

[snailtrailer]

I saw that - but it's so old it must be out of date.
What happened to the chat room. I used to be "s t" on that, short for snailtrailer s t or st I don't mind.

 

[Tootles]

I saw that - but it's so old it must be out of date.
What happened to the chat room. I used to be "s t" on that, short for snailtrailer s t or st I don't mind.

So, YOU were 'snot'?? I did wonder......

 

[Badknee]

Following a recent telephone call from a certain members lawyer, I have modified the photo to include a cross section of the 'family'.

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Must say I'm very pleased I'm not part of that family, I can hear the six or seven brain cells rattling around in there heads from here!

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[Badknee]

I don't like playing Cowboys and Indians.
Can't we play Nurses and Doctors instead. Tootles can tell us what to

Angela, Mrs Badknee is a nurse. She will know what to do.

 

[Badknee]

Hey! what happened to the end of my message...................
Anyway I was thinking of asking Jim to put up a picture of Tootles in the next weekly round-up. I don't think we've ever met and we may not get properly introduced.

Just look for the Funster walking about with a trumpet up his bum, that will be Toots.

 

[Tootles]

Must say I'm very pleased I'm not part of that family, I can hear the six or seven brain cells rattling around in there heads from here!

Dont worry, your's will be posted soon..........

 

[Wyaye wires]

I saw that - but it's so old it must be out of date.
What happened to the chat room. I used to be "s t" on that, short for snailtrailer s t or st I don't mind.

Please tell me your other half's initialls aren't hi and fit in the middle of yours...

 

[Tootles]

Angela, Mrs Badknee is a nurse. She will know what to do.

Well then, the consensus seems to be for a 'Doctor and Nurse game' Very well, as rude games organiser for Bristol, I have decided we will play 'Short Arm Parade'. This involves equal participation by both boys and girls. Do you all know the rules??

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[Popeye]

I think I came out of that better than most, Howie looks like he's been picking up Dog $h1T again..........Bertie well what can I say, I think maybe mummy and daddy were more than kissin' Cuzins!

 

[Bertie Bassett]

I think I came out of that better than most, Howie looks like he's been picking up Dog $h1T again..........Bertie well what can I say, I think maybe mummy and daddy were more than kissin' Cuzins!

Oi. And OUR mummmy and daddddy are in the picture if you look Bro!

 

[snailtrailer]

Please tell me your other half's initialls aren't hi and fit in the middle of yours...

You're on the wrong track - he's an anagram of Ian as in s..ain...t

 

[Wyaye wires]

You're on the wrong track - he's an anagram of Ian as in s..ain...t

Simon Templar...

 

[Tootles]

Howie looks like he's been picking up Dog $h1T again.......

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[Tootles]

You're on the wrong track - he's an anagram of Ian as in s..ain...t

GOT IT!! Roger Moore!!

 

[snailtrailer]

Whose turn is it with the brain cell?

 

[Wyaye wires]

I think I came out of that better than most, Howie looks like he's been picking up Dog $h1T again..........Bertie well what can I say, I think maybe mummy and daddy were more than kissin' Cuzins!

I think I came out of that better than most, Howie looks like he's been picking up Dog $h1T again..........Bertie well what can I say, I think maybe mummy and daddy were more than kissin' Cuzins!

This is from a sailor who loves Olive Oyle...


Probably is myopic and has a patch over the other eye...

 

[Wyaye wires]

I am suitably qualified for the role...

At least picking up dog shit must be better than being an MP???

 

[Tootles]

Whose turn is it with the brain cell?

Don't be rude!! We don't have one!!

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[Bertie Bassett]

I am suitably qualified for the role...

At least picking up dog shit must be better than being an MP???

True but the pays a bit worse mate!

 

[Wyaye wires]

True but the pays a bit worse mate!

But the satisfaction of doing something worthwhile is priceless...

 

[Tootles]

True but the pays a bit worse mate!

Oh I don't know mate. Only the other day, The Rt Honourable Malcolm Rifkind MP, said that he had a job in Westminster that paid crap.

 

[Popeye]

Oi. And OUR mummmy and daddddy are in the picture if you look Bro!

I think you'll find that YOUR mommy and Daddy are my and your brother and sister....... I rest my case...

 

[Bertie Bassett]

I think you'll find that YOUIR mommy and Daddy are my and your brother and sister....... I rest my case...

Bertie scratches head.........then after several hours................light bulb moment

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