Rally [Aug 6, 2015] Bristol Balloon Fiesta Funster Rally. (Brsitol)

[Popeye]

Bertie scratches head.........then after several hours................light bulb moment

Discovers splinters under fingernails.........

 

[Tootles]

Discovers splinters under fingernails.........

OUCH.....Playing with firewood there, Pops. That man has been known to kill at over forty paces with a BigMac.

 

[Wyaye wires]

Oh I don't know mate. Only the other day, The Rt Honourable Malcolm Rifkind MP, said that he had a job in Westminster that paid crap.

But not quality Wire Haired Fox Terrier smelliest, stick in the back of your throat, choke on your own vomit,

 

[Wyaye wires]

OUCH.....Playing with firewood there, Pops. That man has been known to kill at over forty paces with a BigMac.

FM...

Now that is a dangerous man that can kill with a raincoat...

And from that distance...

 

[Tootles]

FM...

Now that is a dangerous man that can kill with a raincoat...

And from that distance...

Your right. He once took out a terrorist in the jungles of Belize, at over 3/4 of a mile, in a wind, with a Spudmatic. The locals called him 'Death on Stumps', due to his small legs.

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[Bertie Bassett]

OUCH.....Playing with firewood there, Pops. That man has been known to kill at over forty paces with a BigMac.

More like 120 with a small MAC M10 mate

 

[Wyaye wires]

Your right. He once took out a terrorist in the jungles of Belize, at over 3/4 of a mile, in a wind, with a Spudmatic. The locals called him 'Death on Stumps', due to his small legs.

I understand Holmes...

Too many jumps with too small a parachute, what???

 

[Bertie Bassett]

FM...

Now that is a dangerous man that can kill with a raincoat...

And from that distance...

Ah with a Gannex (a la H Wilson..........the £ in your pocket is now in my pocket) any range is possible old chap!

 

[Bertie Bassett]

I understand Holmes...

Too many jumps with too small a parachute, what???

No not enough 'jumps' by far!

 

[Tootles]

No not enough 'jumps' by far!

That's not what the 'special' clinic doctor told you.........

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[Bertie Bassett]

That's not what the 'special' clinic doctor told you.........

What the nice young man in the clean white coat at the STC in Woolwich...........oh wow, blinfolded I could have found my way there.

 

[LilacMoss]

Gulp....given how this thread is going...will I be safe if I attend?

 

[Wombles]

Gulp....given how this thread is going...will I be safe if I attend?

Don't worry I doubt that the chatty ones on here are quite as full on in real life It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for

 

[Tootles]

What the nice young man in the clean white coat at the STC in Woolwich...........oh wow, blinfolded I could have found my way there.

You seem strangely familiar of not only the location, but also to the staff dress code, Watson.

 

[Tootles]

Don't worry I doubt that the chatty ones on here are quite as full on in real life

Oh dear, another learning curve at Bristol........

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[LilacMoss]

Oh dear, another learning curve at Bristol........

Hmmmmm....who for exactly toots?

 

[Popeye]

You guys bring on a whole new meaning to the term "Nutters".

..........I believe Brizzle's gonna be FUN.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Truth be told we are as the Wimbledon Wanderer has said, and as I have already alluded to on this thread, quiet, well mannered gentlemen who open doors for ladies, help real wrinklies across the road and wouldn't say boo to a goose in real life. When you meet us you will be surprised at our gentility.............no crusts on the cucumber sandwiches for us you know and only one lump in the tea Vicar thank you.

Alternatively : Remember that programme our Cilla hosted ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

SURPRISE ; SURPRISE

 

[Popeye]

If you like Surprise Surprise watch this ..........

 

[Bertie Bassett]

If you like Surprise Surprise watch this ..........

You Bugger................M nearly wet herself.................and I'm behind the sofa!

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[Popeye]

Well Bertie, I can't stand those three little letters (lol) but your comments made me laugh out loud.....thank-you. I'm still laughing now!

.........and again this morning..........

 

[Trikeman]

UPDATE.......

Right - we have to stop somewhere, so after a few extended 'deadlines' we now have to close the Funsters BIBF rally bookings. Unfortunately I have had no confirmations from the last two funsters who indicated thier intentions to attend so I am unable to secure thier pitches any longer. We have had another (bertiebasset) indicate he wants to join us. As soon as I recieve his confirmation he will be added to the rally list - unfortunatly thats it.
IMPORTANT.
Please go to page one and check your name is on the list - this is the 'official' attendees list, the rsvp list is not being used for attendance or pitch reservations.

Thanks,

Trikeman.

 

[Popeye]

Now that is a dangerous man that can kill with a raincoat...

Call me sentimental, but I still have the very raincoat I was arrested in....

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[Badknee]

Call me sentimental, but I still have the very raincoat I was arrested in....

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Ah, so that's where I've seen you before.

 

[Popeye]

Ah, so that's where I've seen you before.

Begger it, I've been sussed, I wonder if they'll recognise Tootles from his crimewatch poster too.......

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[LilacMoss]

UPDATE.......

Right - we have to stop somewhere, so after a few extended 'deadlines' we now have to close the Funsters BIBF rally bookings. Unfortunately I have had no confirmations from the last two funsters who indicated thier intentions to attend so I am unable to secure thier pitches any longer. We have had another (bertiebasset) indicate he wants to join us. As soon as I recieve his confirmation he will be added to the rally list - unfortunatly thats it.
IMPORTANT.
Please go to page one and check your name is on the list - this is the 'official' attendees list, the rsvp list is not being used for attendance or pitch reservations.

Thanks,

Trikeman.

Missed it!

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Missed it!

Awwww, you could have come and met us 'strange' people and the sensible rest of course.

 

[Debs]

@Trikeman

I don't want to add to your admin burden (well I spent 2 seconds considering) but if the list is closed is it time to start a reserve list?

Only asking like.......

 

[Popeye]

Just dug out my old Generator, give it a bit of a wash off, stick some fresh fuel in, pop the ear defenders on and Roberta's your uncles missus.

This'll do ya Debs..........

mind you if the ground is soft the vibration will sink the trolley wheels into the fifteenth green.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Just dug out my old Generator, give it a bit of a wash off, stick some fresh fuel in, pop the ear defenders on and Roberta's your uncles missus.

This'll do ya Debs..........

mind you if the ground is soft the vibration will sink the trolley wheels into the fifteenth green.

Now that's a genny Pops and I bet it's near silent tooooooo!

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