Motorhome Fun One liners...

[Gaston aires]

This wine tastes awful, I’ll be glad when I’ve had enough.
Phil

 

[Littlewheels]

I,m too busy dealing with today to think about tomorrow.

 

[ambulancekidd]

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.

 

[MR BLO]

Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

Courtesy of Baz Luhrmann.

 

[jumar]

"Why haven't I seen your school report for this term"
"Ah..not doing them this year, new Head teacher says it's a waste of paper"

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[maison]

Yes, your bum does look big in that....Ouch!

 

[pagey]

Wtf

 

[Nasher]

Yes, your bum does look big in that....Ouch!

OR....

Does this dress make me look fat? No it's all the cake & chocolate you eat......ouch

 

[Nasher]

On the other hand........you have different fingers

 

[bobnick]

My wife and i have one thing in common, she loves me and i love me.

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[bobnick]

If Labour was the answer it must have been a very silly question..................................ooooooop's bollotics.

 

[DiggerJon]

I can’t stand intolerance.

 

[Captain Yoghurtpot]

Don't like Coffee.............. Just not my cup of tea!

 

[Northernraider]

Regret what you've done not what you haven't done.

 

[Northernraider]

Get busy living or get busy dying

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[Northernraider]

Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass.....its about learning to dance in yhe rain.



If at first you dont succeed......change the definition of success

 

[DiggerJon]

Ever time I feel the need for exercise I lie down until the feeling passes away.

 

[Reusables]

USE IT OR LOSE IT !

 

[jumar]

It's a fool who learns by his own mistakes, but a wise man who learns by the mistakes of others.....
Or in other words follow your Tom Tom over a cliff or Stop at the sign that says dangerous road ahead....

 

[Northernraider]

The dog barks but the caravan moves on

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