Motorhome Fun One liners...

[Parrot Face]

"The only absolute knowledge attainable to man is that life is meaningless" Tolstoy.

 

[RobbyMClark]

Stop putting my clothes in the shrinking wardrobe.

(SWMBO yesterday)

 

[The Coops]

A village somewhere is missing its idiot

 

[Peter & Elaine]

Engage brain before opening gob

 

[Parrot Face]

When the wife parks the car...."Its ok , i'll walk to the kerb" Woody Allen, Annie Hall.

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[gloworm]

When a lady driver gives a hand signal,
It only means the window is open.

 

[FIDGET]

When a lady driver gives a hand signal,
It only means the window is open.

or drying her nail varnish

 

[Petehvan]

Money isn’t everything,lack of money can be.

 

[Mark and Mindy]

I think s/he's one sandwich short of a picnic

 

[bladerunner]

My motto

sh*t happens
It’s may not be your fault.
It’s how you deal with it that defines your character.

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[bladerunner]

Sandhurst general’s advice:

think to the finish
All one unit
Do what you aught, not what you want.

 

[TDub49]

She was only a welder's daughter but she had acetylene legs . . .

 

[frogijock]

This will hurt me more than you ( teacher caning a pupil)

 

[rangi]

This man would be out of his depth in a puddle.

 

[Petehvan]

They say you are only young once, but your also only old once.

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[Nirvanauk]

She was only a welder's daughter but she had acetylene legs . . .

it wasn't legs when I was a lad...

 

[Cheshirecat57]

R.I.P. boiled water.....you will be mist

 

[Oscar]

If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window

 

[Gooney]

"relax and this won't hurt" before an injection

Patient gripping Dentists nuts “were not going to hurt each other are we”

 

[Cheshirecat57]

i was wondering why the ball was getting bigger and bigger.......then it hit me

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[Padraigpost]

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions

 

[MisterB]

where there's a will ..... there's a relative

 

[Cheshirecat57]

Just heard, man who invented “auto-correct” has died....restaurant in piece

 

[Captain Yoghurtpot]

"I am somewhat of a Bullshitter myself, but occasionally like to listen to an expert.
Please, do carry on"

 

[Cheshirecat57]

Most people are shocked when they discover what a bad electrician I am.

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[ShaKen]

I’ve just sold my Hoover.....well, it was just sitting in the corner gathering dust.

 

[ShaKen]

The man who invented predictive text died last week.

His funfair is next monkey.

 

[jumar]

"Alexa, where did I put my car keys"

 

[mark73]

He's not the smartest, he thinks Sherlock Holmes is a block of flats

 

[Mikey RV]

You only live once, it’s a lie you only die once.

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