Motorhome Fun One liners...

[TheTwoOfUs]

It's better to let people think you are a fool rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

[Emmit]

Most people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. He simply gargled

I respectfully direct you to my signature.

 

[Nasher]

It never rains in Wales, we just get a lot of liquid sunshine

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I respectfully direct you to my signature.

Never saw that! I used that expression to describe a particularly useless IT manager who ruined one of my big projects..... I got him removed

 

[63720]

Q, What goes clip? A, a one legged horse. It's a cracker

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[JnJ]

I'll put it somewhere safe.....

 

[John Barrett]

Never assume anything, it makes an ASS out of U and ME!

 

[WESTY66]

“If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much room” from my younger days!

As in my signature, in my best poshest Yorkshire speak

 

[Mark and Mindy]

"relax and this won't hurt" before an injection

 

[rangi]

Old age and treachery, will beat youth and enthusiasm every time!


A secret, is something you tell only once.

Why do you call it Golden Soup? It's got 24 carrots in it!

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[bladerunner]

Less transmit, more receive

 

[Neckender]

Don’t worry about tomorrow as you will spoil today.

John.

 

[grumps147]

I know I did nothing yesterday, but I have still not finished it.

 

[RandallC]

What is a “diet”? Asking for a friend

Its an aspiration, bit like a new years resolution but without the guilt.

 

[fat haggis]

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[rosalan]

This is not true---- Ready? Just a little scratch!

 

[Padraigpost]

Age doesn’t always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone

 

[Daniel. M]

It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it

 

[Daniel. M]

Or one of my favourites from Salvador Dali:

"The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad"

 

[Ninjabob]

"When life gives you lemons - make lemonade"

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[Dawn B]

He's not so much on the bus behind as still at the depot

 

[Padraigpost]

Insanity is my only means of relaxation

 

[Daniel. M]

Old Arabic saying

He who knows not,
and knows not that he knows not,
is a fool; Shun him.

He who knows not,
and knows that he knows not,
is a student; Teach him.

He who knows,
and knows not that he knows,
is asleep; Wake him.

He who knows,
and knows that he knows,
is wise; Follow him

 

[63720]

Remember, there's no I in Team........ Correct, but there is a Me. Helps in planning meetings.

 

[joe and sue]

Two ears, two eyes, one mouth, work it out for yourself !!

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[Otter Spotter]

Money is just a tool, look after your tools and they will look after you

Financial Planning is the art of making a silk purse out of a socks ear and living off its contents

 

[Nasher]

I’ve realised that sharing/compromising my life with just one person is not an ambition worth chasing

 

[Wireworld]

Give your children enough to do something but not enough to do nothing

 

[Vipar]

To speak is to teach to listen is to learn

 

[Bailey58]

Remind me not to cough and fart at the same time!

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