Motorhome Fun One liners...

[big bertha]

Remember and walk like a penguin

 

[tofo]

How about a post that is restricted to One line only...any subject, but not to be offensive, or aimed at anyone on fun... especially me or Jim...can be witty, serious or topical...it may be how you feel, what you want or what you have done....letting off steam but without resulting in language my Grandmother wouldn't want to hear... she's been dead 60 years...but that's besides the point...
Let me start off with my one liner...if you feel you want to contribute...make it meanful...how you feel, how you want to express yourself.

Here's mine, what's yours...post as many times as you want, no questions...just one line statements.

"Thank The Lord that's over"

Hopefully your god will let this time pass quickly

 

[maz]

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.

 

[Stonemags76]

“If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much room” from my younger days!

 

[Nasher]

“If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much room” from my younger days!

The edge - only us that have been over it, truly know where it is

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[Cheshirecat57]

He who laughs last......is probably a bit slow

 

[PP Bear]

If the wind changes, you'll stay like that

 

[Larrynwin]

Blast thet dunt arf look bad owt Wills morthers way 🌨🌨

 

[SteveJ]

Alcohol and drugs is never the answer, unless the question is what will you be doing this weekend.

 

[Spriddler]

"If you're not leading or following keep out of the way".

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A personal sales training mantra from my time in the USA:

"Sell 'em the sizzle, not the steak".

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Familiarity breeds.

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[Vanderek]

Next slide please !

 

[davidbaldam]

Before you throw your love ones ashes into the wind to let them roam free, spit first or your loved ones will get up your nose.

 

[SteveJ]

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity makes for a better legal defence.

 

[Odd-no-more]

God said let there be light, and there was light. Of course there was nothing else there but you could see it a lot better.

 

[suavecarve]

Said to any pregnant lady in the presence of her significant other....

"Are you sure its yours?"

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[Sunseeker 115]

What did I come up here for............

 

[David and Sally]

One that haunts me......

......No Politics

 

[John Barrett]

Propaganda is just a Cockney look around!

 

[frogijock]

Now what did I come in here for?

 

[Dawn B]

If my aunt had had balls she'd have been my uncle.
A very Dutch retort to "IF..."

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[RandallC]

THIS time I'm really serious about sticking to a diet, tomorrow.

Sadly have ben thinking about that time for the last 6 or so months.

Aah well there is always tomorrow (well there is today)

 

[Cheshirecat57]

Is being dyslexic a sign of a misspelt youth ?

 

[John Barrett]

I'd give my right arm just to be ambidextrous!

 

[maz]

The dyslexic agnostic insomniac lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

THIS time I'm really serious about sticking to a diet, tomorrow.

What is a “diet”? Asking for a friend

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[DuxDeluxe]

Most people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. He simply gargled

 

[The Coops]

Of course it won't hurt a bit!

 

[John Barrett]

This man would be out of his depth in a car park puddle!

 

[Oscar]

When this fog goes it won't be mist

 

[Emmit]

Nah! They couldn't hit a barn door fro...........

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