Ian and helga go south !!

[ianthebuilder]

Well there are quite a few single ladies in vans down there off here, suppose it's one of them.
Are bricks still looking good Ian

Hahaha chaser,, I'm afraid I still am making my way back, yes.... Needs must mate,, how on earth can I be expected to keep her in the style of which she has become accustomed if I don't work my fingers to the bone???? X.

 

[mitzimad]

shes not ginger by any chance?

 

[PORKSTER]

I've just been down the bookies and had a punt on this

 

[ianthebuilder]

I've just been down the bookies and had a punt on this

hanaha. Go and get your winnings son !! Your bang on !!! Lol. But I am supposed to be seeing her later so I will check with an official colour chart,, cause I'm sure William hill would !!! X

 

[PORKSTER]

hanaha. Go and get your winnings son !! Your bang on !!! Lol. But I am supposed to be seeing her later so I will check with an official colour chart,, cause I'm sure William hill would !!! X

you dont know my guess

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[parknride]

Do I need to get my hat ready yet??

 

[ianthebuilder]

Do I need to get my hat ready yet??View attachment 100289

Do I need to get my hat ready yet??View attachment 100289

Hahahaha.

 

[Puddleduck]

Oi you lot!!!! Leave Ian and his mystery lady time to get to know each other a bit more before you start to make assumptions!

Seriously Ian. I hope you and your Lady have fun, take things slowly (now I know that's not like Ian), relax and enjoy quality company without any pressure.

 

[ianthebuilder]

Oi you lot!!!! Leave Ian and his mystery lady time to get to know each other a bit more before you start to make assumptions!

Seriously Ian. I hope you and your Lady have fun, take things slowly (now I know that's not like Ian), relax and enjoy quality company without any pressure.

Ok all. This is the deal. !!

I met her yesterday, we had a drink last night,
We had a breakfast this morning and a walk into town,,
If I see her tonight or for the rest of the week I will be happy to have the company after 4 months travelling alone !!

I / we will not be getting married, moving in together,having children, buying houses, etc. I hope she finds the company as nice as I do. !!! And it's lovely to meet a single traveller with even less commitments than me !!!! It just happens to be a bonus that she's female!!!!! ( for me I mean). Lol.

 

[Mikey RV]

Ok all. This is the deal. !!

I met her yesterday, we had a drink last night,
We had a breakfast this morning and a walk into town,,
If I see her tonight or for the rest of the week I will be happy to have the company after 4 months travelling alone !!

I / we will not be getting married, moving in together,having children, buying houses, etc. I hope she finds the company as nice as I do. !!! And it's lovely to meet a single traveller with even less commitments than me !!!! It just happens to be a bonus that she's female!!!!! ( for me I mean). Lol.

But does Helga know about this.

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[ianthebuilder]

But does Helga know about this.

Schhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I won't know till she doesn't start!!!!

 

[BreweryDave]

 

[ianthebuilder]

Haha. Your having.a laugh!! You gotta be bored or you just got home!! Lol. X

 

[Judge Mental]

So is she a good kisser?? dont pull none of that a gentleman never tells nonsense

 

[ianthebuilder]

So is she a good kisser??

I honestly have no idea, but kisses on the cheek when we part seem nice !!

It's not a full on relationship judge. It's a friendship!! And that's how it will stay!!! Xx

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[BreweryDave]

Does she have a Hoover ??? Could be a keeper

 

[Hotelman]

Or more importantly does she empty the toilet cassette ? !!

 

[ianthebuilder]

Or more importantly does she empty the toilet cassette ? !!

That's no problem with mine h,, it smells of roses and lillies!!!! X

 

[Mr Ed]

Sorry to miss you before we moved on,please send my best wishes for the future to @$$$$$.She really is a smashing lady.Sue said that she told you about the old town but I know you don't allways listen to closely so.Take the No 10 bus to the end of the line where it turns round,then facing the sea turn to aprox 2o'clock and follow the Spanish.Don't rush and go tonight when the locals are about.All the best ,hope to meet again and safe travels.........Martin

 

[ianthebuilder]

Sorry to miss you before we moved on,please send my best wishes for the future to @$$$$$.She really is a smashing lady.Sue said that she told you about the old town but I know you don't allways listen to closely so.Take the No 10 bus to the end of the line where it turns round,then facing the sea turn to aprox 2o'clock and follow the Spanish.Don't rush and go tonight when the locals are about.All the best ,hope to meet again and safe travels.........Martin

Oh. Hello ed,, woken up have we?? Not a morning person?? Poor sue packing up, washing up, walking the dog, having to explaine to me how to get about ( without backup, thank you sue) and all the stuff so you can get away. When and if you decide to get out of bed!!!! Lol. Catch you soon mate. Give my regards to paulski!!! lol. Xx

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[Scout]

Morning Ian, sounds like youve had a few busy days.....Suns been up a while here

 

[ianthebuilder]

Morning Ian, sounds like youve had a few busy days.....Suns been up a while here

Suns out here too!! Luckily enough! Lol.
Where are you this morning scout?

 

[ukbill]

ian say hello to stella for me lmfao,becareful she bites

 

[ianthebuilder]

Good morning,,

Well I have been up about an hour but I don't quite feel human yet!

Had quite a bit to drink last night and my kidneys now are trying to make a break for freedom!!

The indigestion is stopping my throat from allowing a smith flow of tea !

My eyes have not fully opened and feel like someone has poured sand into them!!

My right elbow has a splint on it stopping it from bending,, but it's an invisible one!!!

I only went to the bar on site last night , got chatting to an Irishman and his Mrs and it was all downhill from then !!

I am going to try and resemble a human being as soon as possible and will post later if successful!! Xxx.

 

[ianthebuilder]

ian say hello to stella for me lmfao,becareful she bites

I will bill. I'm supposed to be seeing her later! X

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[Scout]

Suns out here too!! Luckily enough! Lol.
Where are you this morning scout?

still at home, still in quarrantine, still smiling, my meeting with consultant has been delayed due to not being able to get mri quick enough, which is a buXXer.

Enjoy your sunshine (and new found friend) and bring us all back some spanish brandy when you come home....

 

[ianthebuilder]

still at home, still in quarrantine, still smiling, my meeting with consultant has been delayed due to not being able to get mri quick enough, which is a buXXer.

Enjoy your sunshine (and new found friend) and bring us all back some spanish brandy when you come home....

Well I hope you get the result I'm sure everyone wants ,,, and my new found friend says good luck too !! Xx

 

[ianthebuilder]

Well good evening!!!

I have just climbed out of bed for the second time today !!

I feel a bit better and my kidney pain has subsided,,,

My elbow is pain free and my eyes are managing to focus on the cuppa that I'm drinking. !

I have completely lost a Sunday, but being as it wasn't very hot it's not been too bad a time to be in a coma !!

I don't think I will be going out tonight ! Lol. Just chilling. Eating and drinking tea ! I'm sure a nice shower will help make me feel human !!

So a very uneventfull day was had by me, and the only think I'm a bit gutted about is the fact that I didn't get to go out and have a nice Sunday roast I promised myself earlier ! Still in Benidorm , I'm sure I can get one tomorrow, somewhere!!!!!

Although my journey in Spain is coming to an end (this time) I'm glad I had another look here in Benidorm, it does have a certain charm!! Lol. And as I don't really. Think it represents Spain as a whole, it is a place that many benefit from!! And I'm sure in the future I will have another look at Portugal and try not to judge that on the experience I had in the algarve!!

So, to recap,,,,,,, an uneventfull day, nice and quiet, not too reflective , due to the unconscious state I have been in,,, And I will be up very late tonight tonight I think( due to my sleep today)

So have a lovely evening and enjoy whatever you are doing !!!! Xxx

 

[ianthebuilder]

Good morning.....

Well I woke up with a renewed vigour today,, at 4,35.am. It was expected though, I slept for about 14 hours yesterday!! All good now, no aches and pains,,

I have this morning found out that there was a few with bad hangovers yesterday so I'm glad I wasn't the only one to suffer!!!

Anyway at about 5,3o this morning I started to do some chores I needed to organise,, I filled up with fresh water,, emptied waste tank ( grey) and then did cassette!! Now on here at raco the cassette emptying bog is on the end of the shower/ toilet block wich is handy for me cause I'm only 50 yds away,, but,, it's an open bog with no walls around it,, if you have to empty yours in the daytime you might as well stand there and shout at the top of your voice ,, LOOK AT MY SHIT!!! LOOK WHATS COMING OUT OF ME !!!!! Because your in full view of all the campers and anyone that's about!! It's not very discreet!! So doing it around 6 with everybody still asleep is good!!!

Then I wanted to do a wash, went to reception which was manned by two nice ladies for a token, but was told I had to wait ten mins,, no prob I said and I had a slow walk round!! Returned after ten, got token. 4 euros and proceeded to load the machine!! All was good !!

Returned after 40 mins to get washing to see that someone had taken it out of machine and put it in my bag,, now that's handy I thought !!! Got back to helga, proceeded to hang it up and saw that 2 of my bestest polo shirts had bloody foot prints on them, or partiall, now obviously someone had dropped them on the floor and stood on them,, now that pissed me off a bit because, whoever took my washing out didn't use the machine, cause it was still empty!! And it must have only just been done cause my washing was still very warm!! Anyway I hand washed the shirts in question and now all good, all stuff on line and nearly dry!!

I got bike off the back of helga, pumped tyres up, gave her a bit of a clean and set off round site to have an early morning nose,, some lovely bits of kit on this site, many permanent pitches I think, flowerbeds, permanent awnings, all cladded inside,, Christ I've had smaller flats and houses!! Anyway there all nice to look at and I believe for about 4,000 euros a year a cheap residence in Spain !!

Just had coffee in a shop across the road from site, lovely coffee but not keen on the cakes I've had, dodgy chocolate and a bit tasteless if I'm honest,,, but filled a gap!!

Today now I have done all my bits, I think I will clean windows on helga, Starr her up for twenty mins and then spend the rest of the day chilling in celebration of doing everything early !!

Have a lovely morning, suns shining here and alls good with the world ( well, my world). Speak soon ,,, xxxxx

 

[ukbill]

You should have said my washing machine is good and never any footprints lol the rent btw is €4600 pa inclyding 2kw leci a day

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