big mistake posting a picture of yourself ??

[Jo662]

I think he was in Coronation Street or one of the soaps?

It’s Twiggy off The royal family!

 

[Jo662]

She also used to say she liked the way I called a spade a spade.

Are you allowed to say that nowadays?

 

[Gina M]

It’s Twiggy off The royal family!

He was brilliant at portraying a typical lazy unchangeable English guy with a string vest and knotted hankie on his head on the beach. I hope he made enough to live off his brilliant acting and very funny send up and I would love it if he got the chance to read my comments too. All to often people write good stuff after these brilliant actors have died. If someone had something nice to say to me, do it now not when I am dead. Amen

Gina

 

[Jo662]

He was brilliant at portraying a typical lazy unchangeable English guy with a string vest and knotted hankie on his head on the beach. I hope he made enough to live off his brilliant acting and very funny send up and I would love it if he got the chance to read my comments too. All to often people write good stuff after these brilliant actors have died. If someone had something nice to say to me, do it now not when I am dead. Amen

Gina

So very true

 

[Gina M]

Are you allowed to say that nowadays

What ??? get what you mean. A digging spade is really handy when digging soil in the garden to plant your potatoes. Any Snowflakes out there, Piss off

Gina

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[Wee Bold Davy]

I was once called arrogant (by another woman) because I don’t wear makeup.

She said it was the height of arrogance to expect people to look at a face that the owner hadn’t bothered to enhance to make it presentable.

And there was me thinking I had a natural beauty …..

I would rather a woman didn't wear makeup as you won't get a shock in the morning when you wake up and find that the makeup has gone!

 

[Swifter]

I would rather a woman didn't wear makeup as you won't get a shock in the morning when you wake up and find that the makeup has gone!

Lol
Go to bed with Harley Quinn
Wake up with the Joker

 

[Jo662]

What ??? get what you mean. A digging spade is really handy when digging soil in the garden to plant your potatoes. Any Snowflakes out there, Piss off

Gina

Exactly what a world we now live in

 

[Gina M]

I would rather a woman didn't wear makeup as you won't get a shock in the morning when you wake up and find that the makeup has gone!

That's what I keep telling my Niece !! You won't be the woman he took to bed last night. He will get a shock when he finds your eyelashes on his pillow and your hair extensions wrapped around his legs and your boobs on the floor

Gina

 

[TheBig1]

Many years ago I went into a pub at lunchtime with the lads of the building site. We were all getting pissed and typical lads. Somebody took exception to something I said. I told him sorry, but I call a spade a spade. One of the older guys pulled me up on that as there was a young coloured girl behind the bar. I pointed out that it is him that had the problem, as I was referring to digging tools. He said I should stop digging. I apologised to the young lady and bought her a drink in case I had hurt her feelings by the misunderstanding. She was fine with it and not offended at all till the old guy mentioned the term blach as the ace of spades. Now that's a term I haven't heard for a few years

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[Just smiffy]

What ??? get what you mean. A digging spade is really handy when digging soil in the garden to plant your potatoes. Any Snowflakes out there, Piss off

Gina

Except when it’s called a shovel…

 

[Gina M]

Except when it’s called a shovel…

Round here It is called a spade. Am I digging a bigger hole I need to climb into see what I did there folks

Gina

 

[Wee Bold Davy]

Many years ago I went into a pub at lunchtime with the lads of the building site. We were all getting pissed and typical lads. Somebody took exception to something I said. I told him sorry, but I call a spade a spade. One of the older guys pulled me up on that as there was a young coloured girl behind the bar. I pointed out that it is him that had the problem, as I was referring to digging tools. He said I should stop digging. I apologised to the young lady and bought her a drink in case I had hurt her feelings by the misunderstanding. She was fine with it and not offended at all till the old guy mentioned the term blach as the ace of spades. Now that's a term I haven't heard for a few years

I too call a spade a spade, I've never known a spade to be anything other than a digging tool, certainly nothing derogatory

 

[TheBig1]

That's what I keep telling my Niece !! You won't be the woman he took to bed last night. He will get a shock when he finds your eyelashes on his pillow and your hair extensions wrapped around his legs and your boobs on the floor

Gina

Take a lady to bed, wake on the morning to find the wonderbra means the boobs were fake, the wig shows her true hair colour, Coloured contacts changed her eyes and makeup being gone changed her very appearance. You should take her to court for false advertising

Do that in Thailand and "She" might have a bigger dick than you too

 

[MarionK]

sorry, but who is Helen Geake? I once bumped into an actress in Belper Mill designer outlet store and I just said oh Hi Ya and then felt so stupid. I had watched her the night before on the programme Peak Practice, don't remember her name it was about 20 years ago.

Gina

see #131 My fav TV person and I didn't recognise her! She gave me a funny look and the person standing next to me was nodding her head vigorously at me, and I was baffled as to how a complete stranger might know why she looked familiar to me. Thankfully she's as nice in real life as she was on the telly.

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[Minxy]

Just read your comments on another thread about your mums money and I think your becoming very more attractive by the hour…

You just want her to pay for your op don't you!

 

[Gina M]

I too call a spade a spade, I've never known a spade to be anything other than a digging tool, certainly nothing derogatory . I was called something tonight by someone I thought I liked and wanted to get to know better. But, I was so wrong.

 

[Mrsambulancekidd]

Oops !

I never realised that was the case either.

 

[Gina M]

You just want her to pay for your op don't you

!

Yeah babes I've got loads of money Thanks to my lovely mum

Gina

 

[Minxy]

Enough said………View attachment 644192

I assume you are the fluffy yellow one on the left, otherwise you is a big fat liar and not a duck at all!

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[Gina M]

Many years ago I went into a pub at lunchtime with the lads of the building site. We were all getting pissed and typical lads. Somebody took exception to something I said. I told him sorry, but I call a spade a spade. One of the older guys pulled me up on that as there was a young coloured girl behind the bar. I pointed out that it is him that had the problem, as I was referring to digging tools. He said I should stop digging. I apologised to the young lady and bought her a drink in case I had hurt her feelings by the misunderstanding. She was fine with it and not offended at all till the old guy mentioned the term blach as the ace of spades. Now that's a term I haven't heard for a few years

Dazed and confused we can't talk anymore can we

Gina

 

[Gina M]

Take a lady to bed, wake on the morning to find the wonderbra means the boobs were fake, the wig shows her true hair colour, Coloured contacts changed her eyes and makeup being gone changed her very appearance. You should take her to court for false advertising

Do that in Thailand and "She" might have a bigger dick than you too

Been to Thailand, Lady boys look better than me any day

Gina

 

[RobbyMClark]

Main Differences Between Spade and Shovel

• Spade is used for digging purposes, but Shovel is used for scooping purposes.
• Spade has a sharp edge, but Shovel has a curved edge.
• Spade has a smaller blade than Shovel.
• Spade has higher stress than Shovel.
• Shovels have a higher scoop than a spade.
• Spade also helps in leveling the soil, and Shovels also helps in moving the soil.

 

[WESTY66]

Main Differences Between Spade and Shovel

• Spade is used for digging purposes, but Shovel is used for scooping purposes.
• Spade has a sharp edge, but Shovel has a curved edge.
• Spade has a smaller blade than Shovel.
• Spade has higher stress than Shovel.
• Shovels have a higher scoop than a spade.
• Spade also helps in leveling the soil, and Shovels also helps in moving the soil.

We’ll not even go there with a “grafter”

 

[JoshnPen]

All this talk of spades reminded me of this...
Penny

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[MitchandJenny]

Been to Thailand, Lady boys look better than me any day

Gina

Singapore in the 60s Boogie St
Bloody hell
I chatted up a bird in a pub near there and tuned out he was an ex Merchant Seaman from Manchester called Cynthia !!!!
I had looked him over , no Adam’s apple, no sticking out thumbs etc, but STILL got it wrong. 19 years old and not worldly wise.
My mates laughter still rings in my ears 6 decades later.
Mitch

 

[Gina M]

Singapore in the 60s Boogie St
Bloody hell
I chatted up a bird in a pub near there and tuned out he was an ex Merchant Seaman from Manchester called Cynthia !!!!
I had looked him over , no Adam’s apple, no sticking out thumbs etc, but STILL got it wrong. 19 years old and not worldly wise.
My mates laughter still rings in my ears 6 decades later.
Mitch

Reminds of my Dads fave band the Kinks and the song "Lola"

Gina

 

[Gina M]

Agree which is why I won't give mine although it would be boring anyway.


Sometimes they are required for identity checks etc.


Only if not really required.

Go on give us your porn name. You can use the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on or were you posh and didn't grow up on a street?

Gina

 

[Winger]

We’ll not even go there with a “grafter”

Or a rabbiter

 

[scotzsue]

Before my poorly leg had healed properly was told by someone I should keep it covered as people don't want to see things like that.
Was so so tempted to offer her a bag for her head and tell her at least my leg would heal

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