big mistake posting a picture of yourself ??

scotzsue said:
scotzsue said:
Before my poorly leg had healed properly was told by someone I should keep it covered as people don't want to see things like that.
Was so so tempted to offer her a bag for her head and tell her at least my leg would heal 😂
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I read somewhere that Winston Churchhill got drunk at a dinner party and a woman sitting next to him told him he was a disgusting drunk to which he replied "Madam, I will be sober in the morning but you will still be ugly" :giggle:

Gina
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Ginam said:
Go on give us your porn name. You can use the name of your first pet and the name of the street you grew up on :giggle: or were you posh and didn't grow up on a street? :giggle:

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Okay, my very first pet of the non-fluffy variety was a fish and I lived on a council estate in a prefab so it would be Goldie Inglemire!
 
I was speaking to someone a few weeks ago who had been for a job in a childrens nursery she told me the interview had gone really well but the owner asked her if she ever wore makeup? and intimated that it would be necessary for the role. WTF was my restrained response! Toddlers need to have carers will full makeup?? She didnt take the job
 
PebblesJnr said:
I was speaking to someone a few weeks ago who had been for a job in a childrens nursery she told me the interview had gone really well but the owner asked her if she ever wore makeup? and intimated that it would be necessary for the role. WTF was my restrained response! Toddlers need to have carers will full makeup?? She didnt take the job
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That's creepy! I wouldn't have taken the job either.
 
MitchandJenny said:
Singapore in the 60s Boogie St
Bloody hell😳
I chatted up a bird in a pub near there and tuned out he was an ex Merchant Seaman from Manchester called Cynthia !!!!
I had looked him over , no Adam’s apple, no sticking out thumbs etc, but STILL got it wrong🤬. 19 years old and we’re still married.🙄
My mates laughter still rings in my ears 6 decades later.
Mitch
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Crickey,I thought you had put ‘19 years and still married!!!’ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Minxy said:
I assume you are the fluffy yellow one on the left, otherwise you is a big fat liar and not a duck at all! :oops: :LOL:
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Of course. I’m not happy with that drunk bloke with the dodgy wig with his hand up my arse, I am telling you….. :Eeek:
MitchandJenny said:
Singapore in the 60s Boogie St
Bloody hell😳
I chatted up a bird in a pub near there and tuned out he was an ex Merchant Seaman from Manchester called Cynthia !!!!
I had looked him over , no Adam’s apple, no sticking out thumbs etc, but STILL got it wrong🤬. 19 years old and not worldly wise.🙄
My mates laughter still rings in my ears 6 decades later.
Mitch
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Bougis street was awesome before they pulled it down; really good fun, especially with the RN and the epic dance of the flaming ar$ehols. Trying to trap there is, as you found out, about as dodgy as the same in Thailand. "5 dolla, Johnny, luv you long time" and other delightful phrases of encouragement. Leslie Thomas' book, the virgin soldiers got it right. After 11pm it was one big street party, though there one or two "full and frank exchanges of views" between various forces ashore.:wink:
 
jdk62 said:
Benny out of Crossroads…..
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No. That was Paul Henry.

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laurieash said:
Grandkids wanted to take me out for the day I persuaded them not to when I got changed into this.
Happy days
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I'm surprised they even visit if the have to use the outside loo!!!!😄
 
As one of the old women on the forum, people often say don't worry. Age is just a piece of paper.

No it isn't. It's being able to get back up off the floor once you've got down.!!!!!! :)

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movan said:
As one of the old women on the forum, people often say don't worry. Age is just a piece of paper.

No it isn't. It's being able to get back up off the floor once you've got down.!!!!!! :)
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And having the sense not to get down on the floor in the first place, if you can help it 😉
 
movan said:
As one of the old women on the forum, people often say don't worry. Age is just a piece of paper.

No it isn't. It's being able to get back up off the floor once you've got down.!!!!!! :)
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You’ll be pleased to know you certainly don’t look it!
Have to make sure you have strategically placed furniture around to climb up. 😉😆
 
movan said:
As one of the old women on the forum, people often say don't worry. Age is just a piece of paper.

No it isn't. It's being able to get back up off the floor once you've got down.!!!!!! :)
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I would always pick you up Joy. (y)
 
movan said:
As one of the old women on the forum, people often say don't worry. Age is just a piece of paper.

No it isn't. It's being able to get back up off the floor once you've got down.!!!!!! :)
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What you need is a pick-me-up!

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DuxDeluxe I don't think they are ready yet for an intro to Danni's Bar Best keep quiet eh?
 

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