Be careful what you say on Internet....the old bill will be breaking down your door and 6 of them will restrain you without even giving you the chance to get out the armchair chair, then they'll chuck you in the back of a van, give you a dig in the ribs and ask why you're still wearing carpet slippers?Just hang them in case they’re guilty.
That is a joke, just in case someone doesn’t know
Meanwhile, someone somewhere has become the real victim of a crime
