What you should know about me!

[Stealaway]

To protect the Monkey I mean!

Thats just reminded me

Is Muffin the Mule still illegal?

Does Richard Stilgo?

I was once employed as an industrial spy for a famous sweet lolly company.

 

[Phill D]

Not quite, as the bag of washing was generating considerable drag. But all over in a minute or so.

One of Your luckier days

 

[Pappy]

I was turned into a frog. I got better.

 

[L' Hobo]

I was turned into a frog. I got better.

I thought you'd croaked it!

 

[houdini]

Don't they have coffee on Mars???

Little does Musk know he’s a bit late with his idea!

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[RobbyMClark]

I taught a guy called Trevor Jordan to fly a hang-glider.
You may not have heard of him, but he is the husband of Elkie Brooks.
He used to have a beautiful black Jenson Interceptor FF back then.

I had been to quite a few Vinegar Joe gigs a few years before meeting Elkie and by that time she had become posh and did not
want to be reminded of her raunchy time in Vinegar Joe.

I have / had the hots for Elkie.

Although I do have a picture of a monkey sitting on my knee taken in Lewis’s Department store in Liverpool whenI was a kid

Got one of those as well, also had my picture taken with Harry Corbett and Sooty and Sweep at Southport Model Village.

 

[RowleyBirkinQC]

I was turned into a frog. I got better.

At least it wasn’t a newt.

 

[Chris]

I served Russ Abbot with strawberries and cream at Wimbledon in the 1980’s and chatted to Boris Becker when he was just 17 at the same tournament.

 

[Kirsten]

when I was barely a toddler I was with parents [Dad in forces] at concert in Malaya and I wandered off and up onto the stage and sat on the knee of Danny Kaye , uninvited . But stayed for a song apparently .
Also currently baby sitting - in kitchen avoiding one of many Nemisises - Strictly - but G kids yelling with glee in lounge- also next door neighbours ditto. Music not really my thing

 

[bigtwin]

You may not have heard of him, but he is the husband of Elkie Brooks.

I have never voted for David Bookbinder in the Derby City Council elections. He was the man who declared Derby a Nuclear Free Zone despite the fact there was a nuclear reactor located within the city boundary. You may never have heard of him but he was Elkie Brooks’ cousin!

I’ve never had a full day off work since August 1988

I’ve never had a full day of work since March 2019 (my retirement date ).

I have never been unemployed

Me neither. Unless you count the public holiday that lay between finishing one job and starting the next one.

Ian

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[Larrynwin]

I was the Bridegroom at my own wedding.

 

[Phileas Fogg]

I have been married for 49 years to my wife and we have never had an argument.

 

[billym]

I played Gaelic football at ( the old) Wembley stadium

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

I have been married for 49 years to my wife and we have never had an argument.

Will lend you mine if you want some practice?

 

[Parrot Face]

I once galloped bareback on a horse through the largest hospital in Europe.

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[L' Hobo]

I once galloped bareback on a horse through the largest hospital in Europe.

I've heard about "speeding up the NHS" but that's ridiculous!

 

[Vipar]

I am a freeman of the city of London

 

[Tony50]

I used to belong to Brewery Engineers group, and was elected to present a Cup at a Transport event in Lille at the same time as the Minister of Transport of France , which I did , then take some photos of the event which I did (or thought I Did ) only to find when I got home there was no Film in my camera , I was too embarrassed to tell the truth to the Brewery Engineers at the next meeting what had happened , and ,I still feel guilty after 30 odd years has passed.

 

[WESTY66]

I have been married for 49 years to my wife and I have never WON an argument.

There you go, changed it for ya

 

[Keep Right On]

I've got a blue peter badge

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[Ingwe]

I appeared on Bullseye in 1986! Super, smashing, great! Can't beat a bit of Bully!

Whatever happened to the speed boat you could have won?

 

[WESTY66]

The only thing you should know about me is…….

I know NOTHING about motorhome electrics, solar, inverters, mppts, B2B’s, shunts especially, and basically anything that needs a wire running to it

 

[John Barrett]

I was once PMC (President of the Cpls' Club Mess Committee) at 39 Engr Regt. Waterbeach.

 

[Carol]

I was once in a Country House Hotel going up the stairs to our bedroom, Ken Dodd was going up in front of us, he stopped half way up and started telling us jokes and stories for three quarters of a hour before we finally got up to our room.

 

[Wee Bold Davy]

i like banana sandwich's

Me too

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[Larrynwin]

I was Tail Twister for a Lions Club.

 

[Wee Bold Davy]

As a Scotsman, when I got married I wore pants under my kilt ........ and they had the Welsh flag on them

 

[bigtwin]

I have successfully boarded and alighted a paternoster!

Ian

 

[Wee Bold Davy]

I have successfully boarded and alighted a paternoster!

Ian

I'm confused, I always (until now) thought a paternoster was a rig used in sea angling

 

[bigtwin]

I'm confused, I always (until now) thought a paternoster was a rig used in sea angling

I don’t know about that but take a look at this (if the link works):

Paternoster Lift

Ian

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