What you should know about me!

[Keep Right On]

I had to go to hospital to have a peanut removed from my ear as a child after my mum said don't ................. and I did.

Should have poured chocolate in - it would have come out a treat

 

[Dave Scadding]

Gerry Rafferty is / was my cousin.

 

[Lisa]

I played the cello in an orchestra in front of the Duke and Duchess of Kent.

 

[RobbyMClark]

My natural father's Second wife is living with Michael Aspel.

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

I have met.... Jim Brown......

Wot this one?

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[Keep Right On]

Should have poured chocolate in - it would have come out a treat

Old Mo laughed at one of MY jokes - I feel honoured.....

 

[dulvil]

I’m tired and I want to go to bed

I have met and chatted with Colin Chapman of Lotus Cars, as well as Mike Costin and Keith Duckworth the two half of Cosworth Engineering, Formula 1 engine builders.

i used to race Honda Pilot buggies with Keith duckworth, a really nice chap

 

[KiwiKampers]

I once put a photograph of Lester Piggot onto BBC 1 when it should have been the BBCs rotating globe symbol that used to introduce the news.

 

[L' Hobo]

Old Mo laughed at one of MY jokes - I feel honoured.....

Calm down, calm down.....one can judge how high his joke threshold is from the ones he tell?

 

[Tony50]

My !3th Great Grand father was a Roman Catholic and a Jailer of Elizabeth 1st , the only thing that saved his life when she became Queen was he treated her with respect this is according to my Sister in law and brother who have spent years doing our Family tree, on my Mothers side. going on to today , a distant relation is Sir Henry Bedingfield he used to own Oxburgh Hall , Oxborough , near KIngsLynn, now owned by National Trust. Where did the money go ?

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[MacroMad]

I once made a mistake, in the fullness of time i realised i had not.

 

[Ingwe]

Two things you should know:
1. My penis is the size of two Argos pencils
2. I am banned from Argos. Only kidding (both bits).

 

[csd4t]

I once thought I'd s**t myself and when I looked I had.

 

[Mixyblob]

Many years ago, I appeared on TV, windsurfing with my cat and dog on board.

 

[Jim]

I met my wife on a survival course.

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[bobnick]

I have not seen this thread before so have 1,155 posts to read. Sorry, 1,114 as i've now read 1,115

 

[Brianmor]

I met my wife on a survival course.

With some of the antics you've pulled recently, sounds a good background

 

[SpeedyDux]

I sucessfully competed solo and won a sailing race on a lake infested with hungry crocodiles. Trying hard not to capsize the dinghy.

 

[Ingwe]

I sucessfully competed solo and won a sailing race on a lake infested with hungry crocodiles. Trying hard not to capsize the dinghy.

How’d you know the crocodiles were hungry?

 

[scotjimland]

Gerry Rafferty is / was my cousin.

Paisley buddy myself.. and saw Gerry play when he was in the Humblebums, with Billy Connolly and Tam Harvey .. wonderful music . and a talented artist.. but such a sad ending..

RIP Gerry ..

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[fat haggis]

I’m a great great uncle

 

[SpeedyDux]

How’d you know the crocodiles were hungry?

They were definitely staring at me with a hungry look in their eyes. If crocs could lick their chops, they would have. Sizing me up for dinner.

 

[JaG]

I was once a Tugger.

 

[dabhand]

I met my wife in her school classroom, I’m still on the survival course

 

[dabhand]

I’m still a tugger

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[L' Hobo]

How’d you know the crocodiles were hungry?

It started two manned!

 

[97243]

Mrs FREXPT and our children are direct descendents of Jack Rattenbury, a renowned smuggler in Dorset / Devon known as " The Rob Roy of the West".

 

[CaptainPaul]

 

[L' Hobo]

My ancestors were supposed to have come over with William 'the Bastard'.
Count de Blancmange?

 

[Red Dragon]

I was kicked out by my twin brother Graham!!

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