What’s up North worth seeing?

[autorouter]

is taking some time due to the donkeys having problems on the dirt tracks,

They've not used donkeys since the 50s, it's all mules now. Donkeys are only used to drag the arm of the pump round the village well. If you want to fill the tank, best take a few stone of carrots.

 

[Brains]

Wouldn't surprise me if Londoners know more about people from all countries of the world than they do about their own countrymen " up north"

I appreciate this is somewhat tongue in cheek thread, but this statement is actually true!

 

[Minxy]

I guess getting my towbar from Swift In hull or wherever to Nottingham is taking some time due to the donkeys having problems on the dirt tracks, if only Amazon sold Motorhomes all would be fine ?

I live in Cottingham, a stones throw from Swift's factory ... ! I'll have you know we do NOT have donkeys and dirt tracks ... we have moved into the 21st century and now have poneys and potholes!

Only chips we like are in newspaper, covered in salt n vinegar ???????

... and lots and lots of scraps (I bet 596 doesn't know what they are!)

 

[Dorwyn]

... and lots and lots of scraps (I bet 596 doesn't know what they are!)

Very very greasy is what they are. Tasty, yes, but you immediately regret eating them. Or I did.

Oh, and why do you throw stones at the Swift factory?

 

[Minxy]

Very very greasy is what they are. Tasty, yes, but you immediately regret eating them. Or I did.

Not greasy from our chippy ... lovely and yummy but we don't have them that often.

Oh, and why do you throw stones at the Swift factory?

Because I can!

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