THIS week I bought

[scotzsue]

I’m off to Spain in January and as I went there last year I was shown one of these fly swatters which seemed to work well, so today I bought one. But as some of you might remember my mishap with a canine animal last year just before Christmas,
I was wondering if such a thing happened this time and a dog tried to attack me if I had this on me and the dog went to attack, if I hit him on his wet nose if the electric shock would send him packing, and allow me to escape to the safety of my MH. Anyone tried touching one of these when active???
And what sort of shock would you get??
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I've touched a cheapo chinese shop one, wont do it again.

 

[Pete5996]

Believe me, they make you jump !! Should think if you get it on a dogs nose it would run like hell !!!!

They certainly do! A few years ago I was walking Dotty the Dalmatian near the local duck farm when she nosed up against an electric fence. She took off with a howl into the woods. After an hour's fruitless search I found her sitting on the doorstep, looking very sorry for herself...

She didn't forget it - never again was I able to persuade her to go anywhere near that lane......

 

[Madcaravanner]

Today I bought armour locks for our front Ducato doors.
A Dji mavic Air drone and a MacBook ready for our escape in March.

don't forget to licence yourself to fly and own it (https://dronesafe.uk/) done mine easy flying user test

 

[Madcaravanner]

I’m off to Spain in January and as I went there last year I was shown one of these fly swatters which seemed to work well, so today I bought one. But as some of you might remember my mishap with a canine animal last year just before Christmas,
I was wondering if such a thing happened this time and a dog tried to attack me if I had this on me and the dog went to attack, if I hit him on his wet nose if the electric shock would send him packing, and allow me to escape to the safety of my MH. Anyone tried touching one of these when active???
And what sort of shock would you get??

When we first got them my wife (Stephanie) invited everyone to touch it - her uncle (real brainy multi millionaire ) did so and squealed like a kid in total shock then amazement that it hurt !!!!

I have one dismantled and re-engineered on to make a static grass dispenser for my model railway cost 1€ for the fly swat and 99p for a tea strainer works really well even compared to a proper one at £15.99

 

[Jaws]

When we first got them my wife (Stephanie) invited everyone to touch it - her uncle (real brainy multi millionaire ) did so and squealed like a kid in total shock then amazement that it hurt !!!!

I have one dismantled and re-engineered on to make a static grass dispenser for my model railway cost 1€ for the fly swat and 99p for a tea strainer works really well even compared to a proper one at £15.99

You are not alone !

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[Madcaravanner]

You are not alone !

Yes but the Chinese Supermarket ones are 9v so much more power than the YouTube one

 

[Winger]

I bought two condoms. To be sure to be sure!

 

[Louis]

I’m off to Spain in January and as I went there last year I was shown one of these fly swatters which seemed to work well, so today I bought one. But as some of you might remember my mishap with a canine animal last year just before Christmas,
I was wondering if such a thing happened this time and a dog tried to attack me if I had this on me and the dog went to attack, if I hit him on his wet nose if the electric shock would send him packing, and allow me to escape to the safety of my MH. Anyone tried touching one of these when active???
And what sort of shock would you get??
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Try with your younger





Only joking ??

 

[Brakers]

Try with your younger

I WISH LOL

 

[Dantheman]

Today I bought the best corned beef and potato pasty I've ever had ....damn it was good ??

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[dabhand]

A little treat for Christmas often around £36
Taittinger Brut Reserve NV Champagne (750ml)

£27.00 less 25% if you buy six so £20.25 a bottle

• 
  £28.00
  
  £25.00 Ocado£26.25.
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• Im partial to a bit of decent champers Happy Christmas me!
  
  
  
  

 

[Minxy]

I was wondering if such a thing happened this time and a dog tried to attack me if I had this on me and the dog went to attack, if I hit him on his wet nose if the electric shock would send him packing, and allow me to escape to the safety of my MH. Anyone tried touching one of these when active???
And what sort of shock would you get?

They do give a bit of a shock as my hubby found out when he was wondering how much it would hurt! It was a good job he only tested it with his finger instead of his tongue which he was gonna use (do you remember testing 9v batteries to see if they were dead like that ).

 

[Minxy]

The pressure cooker we brought with us to Spain won't pressurise and literally has a 'hissy fit' when we try to use it and as we can't do without one for the time we're here (could be another 2 months) we bought a new one in Al Campo which was on offer for under €30 with a deep 6L and shallow 3L base so we can use whichever suits our needs best. It works great and is much quieter than the numerous ones we have at home (don't ask!) so very pleased with it, gonna get my Mum one as a 'late' Christmas pressie if they have any left, same as the below but at the discounted price:

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[Vipar]

Heh minxy girl ask mum if I can come around for New Year’s Day dinner???????

 

[JockandRita]

do you remember testing 9v batteries to see if they were dead like that

Ha ha, I still do that with PP9s Mel.

Cheers,

Jock.

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[Vipar]

Is that why your eyes sparkle? ???

 

[JockandRita]

Is that why your eyes sparkle? ???

Whose? Mels or mine?

Cheers,

Jock.

 

[Minxy]

Whose? Mels or mine?

Cheers,

Jock.

Are you trying to say my hubby is the energiser bunny?

 

[bigalw35]

I’m off to Spain in January and as I went there last year I was shown one of these fly swatters which seemed to work well, so today I bought one. But as some of you might remember my mishap with a canine animal last year just before Christmas,
I was wondering if such a thing happened this time and a dog tried to attack me if I had this on me and the dog went to attack, if I hit him on his wet nose if the electric shock would send him packing, and allow me to escape to the safety of my MH. Anyone tried touching one of these when active???
And what sort of shock would you get??
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Well YOU wouldn’t get any, but the dog would get some short of shock, but still be prepared to run fast

 

[Jaws]

A replacement CCTV box
Well.actually..... after thinking about is I shall not replace the old, but add the new to the system...
I currently have 6 cameras on the go, all bar one on things outside the house
I shall change that to 5 hidden cameras inside, and use the new one for 5 outside

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[DaveKerry]

A 2020 map of the UK, a diary and some sticky labels, I intend to stick the labels in the map with the date on and then write in the diary about the place on that date. When I'm old and in a nursing home I hope we can look back at our time spent in our Delly.

 

[dabhand]

A replacement CCTV box
Well.actually..... after thinking about is I shall not replace the old, but add the new to the system...
I currently have 6 cameras on the go, all bar one on things outside the house
I shall change that to 5 hidden cameras inside, and use the new one for 5 outside

Are you paranoid me old fruit?

 

[Jaws]

Are you paranoid me old fruit?

Mind set left over from before I retired, and now ingrained !!!

 

[dabhand]

A voyeur then John!

 

[olley]

Triton planer/thicknesser from screwfix amazing quality for the price, I thought the planer plates were just pressed steel but they are cast ali and are dead flat, reasonable quiet, vibration free and gives a decent finish.
A stupid safety interlock which means you have to have the dust extraction in place for the machine to work but I disabled that.

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[Jaws]

A voyeur then John!

Thats the thing..99% of the time there is absolutely nothing to see.. but when there is............................................... I wanna make sure I see it !

 

[gus-lopez]

A tow bar
An ITV (MoT)
Wife bought a new tv ...........twice!

 

[Wild Brambles]

I've worn out the keyboard on this notebook, so I have just bought this keyboard. No more typos in the future I hope.
Amazon product ASIN B01GV6HP0E

 

[ceejayt]

Got an Avtex sound bar for the motorhome. Another thing to tryout next week. ??

 

[PP Bear]

Bought one of these for the 'van. Tried it in the house last night.
Motion activated, no jokes please! Perfect


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Is the glow before of after you've used the loo.......reminds me of cousin Eddie.

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