LIFE AFTER HELGA !!!!

[Vipar]

Good to see you back on here Ian. If you need any parts for the van I will let you have them for £1 a week

 

[busby]

Maybe not such a good idea for when Ian is out at work all day and the dog’s shut in. Often not practical to take on site.

Just been stated on the radio that 60 percent of dogs acquired during lockdown have not been out of their own garden,,BUSBY..

 

[Vipar]

Good that means they can’t leave a deposit outside my front door. It’s a regular occurrence at least twice a week can’t catch the culprits or they would get it returned to their doorstep

It is not the dogs fault

 

[ianthebuilder]

Afternoon,, damp night, and freezing, but turned out lovely! Had a good walk, had a kip now I’m organising my paint etc for tomorrow, or Monday just to see how I feel!
I’m going to start a small project,, I’m going to make a desk, just for laptop, printer, work stuff etc,, I have the room now my sofa has gone to my granddaughter,, so I might as well utilise the space, I’m getting a bit fed up sitting at the kitchen worktop etc,, so I shall design one this weekend, get the board/ wood cut next week and assemble! Easy!! I shall post a pic when she’s done!!

hope your all well,, xxxxxx

 

[Langtoftlad]

Approve of getting a dog...

Could be useful too

and as long as it was wearing the appropriate safety gear & HiViz

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[TheBig1]

Good that means they can’t leave a deposit outside my front door. It’s a regular occurrence at least twice a week can’t catch the culprits or they would get it returned to their doorstep

It is not the dogs fault

the trick is to wrap the turd in newspaper. Put it on their doorstep and set fire to the paper, then ring their doorbell and retreat. Arsehole dog owner sees the burning paper and stamps on it

 

[busby]

Good that means they can’t leave a deposit outside my front door. It’s a regular occurrence at least twice a week can’t catch the culprits or they would get it returned to their doorstep

It is not the dogs fault

Never thought of that.BUSBY.

 

[Just smiffy]

the trick is to wrap the turd in newspaper. Put it on their doorstep and set fire to the paper, then ring their doorbell and retreat. Arsehole dog owner sees the burning paper and stamps on it

Used to do that as kids, they’re usually in their slippers....

 

[ianthebuilder]

Afternoon,, another lovely sunny day here in Norwich! Beautiful!!

took Vilma shopping this morning, got a few bits myself,, Going to B@Q or somewhere tomorrow, to source the material for a desk I want to make for myself,,, Looked online and they seem to want a fair few quid for a basic table/ desk these days,, so I reckon I can make a decent one for reasonable money,,, I fancy just a plain slab of tree as the top, mounted on some nice legs! We shall see!

well I hooe your all ok,, chat later,, and I will post pics of desk / table for laptop etc, as and when I’m making it! Xxxx

 

[TheBig1]

always loads of tables and desks cheap on facebook selling groups. I prefer something with age and character over modern chipboard rubbish personally. But there is always a choice

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[Ivory55]

Make the most of the nice day, the snow is coming. Ps don’t pick any arguments with snowmen, they have rights. Haha

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

Make the most of the nice day, the snow is coming. Ps don’t pick any arguments with snowmen, they have rights. Haha

Think you will find its 'Snowperson" now

 

[mitzimad]

my desk top is laminate flooring on top of a bit of chip board wipe clean and very hard surface

 

[Eggs]

Think you will find its 'Snowperson" now

Make the most of the nice day, the snow is coming. Ps don’t pick any arguments with snowmen, they have rights. Haha

I think it's still ok to argue with a Snowperson but kicking its head in will get you off hired.

 

[ianthebuilder]

always loads of tables and desks cheap on facebook selling groups. I prefer something with age and character over modern chipboard rubbish personally. But there is always a choice

Who said I was gonna use chipboard??

really, what do you take me for? I’m disappointed in you big1 !! Lololol

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[gus-lopez]

Who said I was gonna use chipboard??

really, what do you take me for? I’m disappointed in you big1 !! Lololol

i'd nail some legs on a small pallet.

 

[Just smiffy]

Who said I was gonna use chipboard??

really, what do you take me for? I’m disappointed in you big1 !! Lololol

Scaffold boards...?

 

[tonyidle]

generally a few blocks and a couple of planks

Bit of a generalisation that .

 

[ianthebuilder]

Afternoon all,,, horrible wet miserable day and they give snow for tomorrow and Monday!! Lovely !!
Popped to b@q this morning, got a few bits and what I’ve knocked up is perfect for my needs! Bit of ply, 4 basic legs and a bit of trim for the edge,, £49 and an hours work in total!!!

 

[ianthebuilder]

Good morning,,,

well my sleeping patterns are screwed,,,

getting about three hours kip a day, and I’m not even tired!
I hope I can start work soon, getting a bit silly now,, weather and lockdown!

on a more positive note,,, I’m well,, getting plenty of exercise, and not at all bored!! Lol

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[Mikey RV]

Good to hear your keeping well Ian.

 

[PhilMary]

Nice to hear from you Ian. Glad you're ok.

 

[chrisinplymouth]

What’s the next job then Ian?

 

[Janine]

on a more positive note,,, I’m well,, getting plenty of exercise, and not at all bored!! Lol

Waaaaay to much information!!

(and more than a little disappointing for us single ladies in the queue!)

 

[ianthebuilder]

Janine darling,,,,,

don’t worry your little heads about it !!!
the exercise I’m referring to is more like dancing in my kitchen, and running up and down my hall. !!!! No rumpy I’m afraid,,,

and it’s been a while!!! Lolol xxx

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[TheBig1]

Good morning,,,

well my sleeping patterns are screwed,,,

getting about three hours kip a day, and I’m not even tired!
I hope I can start work soon, getting a bit silly now,, weather and lockdown!

on a more positive note,,, I’m well,, getting plenty of exercise, and not at all bored!! Lol

There are one or two things that should be screwed in bed Ian, sleeping patterns are not one of them. Sort your priorities

If like most of us, you overthink things and your brain won't shut up, seriously think of learning meditation, as it is a very good way to clear it all away

 

[ianthebuilder]

Good evening,,,

well it seems to be getting warmer,,, nice!!

my neighbour popped round this evening and has asked me to go and look at her garden tomorrow,, now this is the next door neighbour to my right,, the lovely woman, nonny, who is an nhs worker, and her strange partner, (ex maybe, but who still lives there, ). I say strange but only prob strange to me because his/ her name is now Joanne as opposed to the joe it used to be! So I shall go in at ten, as arranged and have a look at the garden!
I hope I don’t make any pronoun mistakes,, I’d hate to get a police visit because I’ve offended a member of the LGBTQ, and whoever else community! Lol. Maybe I should stick with hello babe,,, That’s what I call everyone anyway!! ( females that is)

also I think I need some sort of psychological help!! And here’s why,,,,,,,

I havnt been able to stop myself from bursting out in fits of stomach hurting laughter!! For god knows what reason?
It started yesterday, as I walked past my mirror in the bathroom, I looked into it, and raised an eyebrow ,, and then I just burst out laughing,, for at least two mins,,, couldn’t stop myself,, and all day today I’ve been making myself laugh, I’ve been making strange noises, shouting at Alexa, and generally being a nob !!

my gas boiler was serviced and checked today, by two blokes,, and I couldn’t help myself,,, they were both looking at the boiler in the cupboard in the lounge, with tgere backs to me,,, and I crept up behind them and just shouted in a weird voice,,,, DO YOU WANT A BREW!! loudly!!!

lololololol. One of em shot down onto his haunches putting his hands over his head and the other just froze up and started shaking,,, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life,, I wish I’d have filmed it! Lololol.

tgey we’re ok and started laughing too, but I could see it scared them shitless,,,, tgey quickly finished and got out sharpish! Lololol. What’s happening to me? Lololoo. I think I’ve had it! Too much time alone!! Lol.

 

[Bobandfay]

Good evening,,,

well it seems to be getting warmer,,, nice!!

my neighbour popped round this evening and has asked me to go and look at her garden tomorrow,, now this is the next door neighbour to my right,, the lovely woman, nonny, who is an nhs worker, and her strange partner, (ex maybe, but who still lives there, ). I say strange but only prob strange to me because his/ her name is now Joanne as opposed to the joe it used to be! So I shall go in at ten, as arranged and have a look at the garden!
I hope I don’t make any pronoun mistakes,, I’d hate to get a police visit because I’ve offended a member of the LGBTQ, and whoever else community! Lol. Maybe I should stick with hello babe,,, That’s what I call everyone anyway!! ( females that is)

Hi Ian she might want you to trim her bush

 

[Just smiffy]

I havnt been able to stop myself from bursting out in fits of stomach hurting laughter!! For god knows what reason?
It started yesterday, as I walked past my mirror in the bathroom, I looked into it, and raised an eyebrow ,, and then I just burst out laughing,, for at least two mins,,, couldn’t stop myself,, and all day today I’ve been making myself laugh, I’ve been making strange noises, shouting at Alexa, and generally being a nob !!

It must be catching as I’ve been doing that for months....

 

[Just smiffy]

It could be a virus.... I think it might be called Stupid-1

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