Ian and helga go south !!

ianthebuilder said:
Yes I will sort it for her. But here in the mountains there's not many people about! A goat herd about half a mile away and that's it!! Lol. It is a bit eerie at night though! Pitch black at 7 ish and nothing but strange animal noises!!
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Sounds more like Norfolk. :D
 
Happy New Year to the both of you when it arrives Ian. May it, & your journey with Helga, bring you much laughter and good times. :xsmile:
 
Morning all !! Well it's been busy for me these last couple of days, working and then more work! Finally getting somewhere though. Pictures will follow later today or tomorrow , I hope you all had a good New Year's Eve , now I have just read a thread about online dating and I have had a dabble at that recently and I had 4 dates, 2 were ok but 2 were horrendous experiences. I am still shaking with fear about them. I will explain. This was my first date ,,,,, I was chatting on a well known dating site to a really nice woman who lived in thetford in nflk, Mary was here name, she was a manager of a nursing home somewhere, anyway after a couple of days we decided to meet, she did shifts so I said I would drive over and take her out for lunch, I drove for an hour and when I pulled up outside a beautiful cottage I was getting good vibes, anyway it was about 12,30 and the arranged time. I walked down the path and knocked, well this vision of loveliness came to the door and I thought I'd won the lottery!! She leaned foreword to kiss me on the cheek and I could smell alcohol . She saw that I noticed and she said I'm sorry Ian I have had a drink I was nervous!! Understandable I thought so when she asked me in I followed, we sat in the kitchen and I could see my car as the kitchen was the first room in the front of the cottage. Well we had a few words and it gave me the chance to have a better look at her! ( and her me I'm sure). Well as we were chatting she was looking lovely and I thought result!!! She was flitting about and I noticed that every time she went behind me she went into the fridge and poured herself a glass of wine from a large bottle? Anyway I noticed after about 20 mins of chat that her speech was a bit slurry! I said Mary are you going to be long because I'm hungry and I want to go for grub Ok she said gimme a min to tidy up and we can go,, after three more visits to the fridge later and she was standing at the sink with her back to me, she had a lovely bum and was wearing a nice pair of jeans that complimented it ! Well what happened next terrified me As she was at the sink I could see her jeans getting darker and darker. Straight away I said Mary your sinks leaking babe. I have tools iutsude I can fix that for you?? Well she turned round and said that the taps weren't turned on!!!!! Her jeans were soaked and getting worse. So I said to her. I think you've had an accident babe. Oh shit she slurred I have a drink problem.its all to do with a man, I will tell you about it Sorry! Well I got up and ran out to the car and shot off !! I did feel bad about her problem but that's not for me I'm afraid, good looking or not !!!!!! That was date 1. Date 2 was ok but 3 was worse. If I can bring myself to write about it I will !!!!
 
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Happy New Year to you Ian. (y)

I'm looking forward to the photos, and reading about date No3. ;) A lucky escape from date No1, eh? :eek:

Cheers,

Jock. :)

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Have a good 2016 Ian all the best(y)
 
Happy New Year to you looking forward to date no.3's story.

Liz
 
Good to hear


ianthebuilder said:
Oh and on a lighter note. Helga has decided to let the fridge come back on! This was after I had some 3 week old sweaty cheese I bought in uk and threw my guts up last night !!! I wonder if she felt sorry for me !!!
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ianthebuilder said:
Oh and on a lighter note. Helga has decided to let the fridge come back on! This was after I had some 3 week old sweaty cheese I bought in uk and threw my guts up last night !!! I wonder if she felt sorry for me !!!
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"I threw up on New Year's Eve... it was the cheese, the cheese I tell ya!"

Yeah, Yeah... :whistle:

(my own brother complained of "bad crisps" after throwing up on a stag night)

[edit] BTW another fan of your life choices and blogging style here, an inspiration [/edit]
 
Happy New Year Ian look forward to the photo's and date No 3. Hope the fridge will be O.K
 
Happy 2016 Ian!

Glad the fridge is working and sorry that you were ill.

As others have said a lucky escape from date 1. I've worked with a few alcoholics, it is possible to kick the habit but long term is something the sufferer needs to do for him or herself.

I have a family member who met her partner (now husband) via a dating agency (long before the websites) and have been together many, many years after they both had disastrous first marriages. The lady says she wishes she had met her current husband first but then she (and he) would not have been the people they are now. Sometimes you need to go through the fire to become the strong person you turn into.
 
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Happy new year Ian, loving the blog. Jan is a very lucky lady to have your help.

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Happy New Year Ian....your online dating story sparked off a lively debate with several others at my friends home over "left over pizza breakfast" this afternoon ...and many similar stories to be told everywhere it seems...:xrofl:

What a great start to the new year...good friends and much laughter!:xgrin:

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You do look like JJ when younger and with a classic hymer?!!
Looking forward to your next input,you certainly know how to have ¿fun?
 
Great reading, didn't think much of the firewood you had delivered.
Happy New Year.:wine:
 
From this to this in 4 days so far, just floor to tile tomorrow and Jo has one good room to use!! image.jpeg
 
It's not allowing me to post another picture so you will have to wait till later. Or even tomorrow! Lol. I will try again though!! image.jpeg there we go. I will take better pictures when it's done.

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Hi Ian.. I tell you what mate, you have achieved more whilst "on holiday" than most of the builders I have come across can get done when "at work". !!
Good on yer son.
Happy New Year to you matey.
Mitch.(y)

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