I Have Never Ever...

[Derek’soldvan]

Watched any "reality" television. Yes, but only Strictly. None of that jungle or island stupidity

Seen the Sound Of Music. Many times. Excellent musical.

Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song. Is he that ugly ginger bloke? Never listened to him that I am aware of, but that is because there hasn't been any decent music written since about 1989

Had an "habitation" check. Several

Watched any Star Wars films. All of them. Good films

Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre. One of the funniest comedians around. Has me crying with laughter.

Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley. Obviously not.

Had a motorhome weighed. Twice

Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere. Me neither, but I never park anywhere where I shouldn't

Had a bad Fray Bentos pie. Commercially made pie? Yuck. God knows what is in it. I make my own, every time.

Covered my van tyres. No, me neither.

Mostly agree but that implies that abba aren’t still in the bit parade

 

[Feltwell]

Mostly agree but that implies that abba aren’t still in the bit parade

Many, many things from the '70's are best left there, Abba in particular!

 

[Phill D]

I never been
to Australia
Midnight mass
Seen any Bridgette jones films
Been to the Antarctic (close but not close enough)
Towed a TOAD

 

[BreweryDave]

Left beer in my glass…….

 

[Minxy]

If that's the full list of what you haven't done, the list of ones you have must be massive!!!

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[JinxJetJock]

Agree.. but he is no longer a comedian.. he fronts some ridiculous game show shyte..

Never was a 'comedian'. Just not funny.

 

[EuroTrotters]

Met any of my Grandparents, Aunties or Uncles.

 

[DDJC]

Never was a 'comedian'. Just not funny.

I find him hilarious. Tears-in-eyes funny.

I am sure that you howl at comedians I find dull. Be boring if we were all the same. Who is your favourite?

 

[Gerry77]

I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ

all above +
Never met King Charles 111 ( but did meet Princess Diana)
Never met Roger Federa ( but did meet Sue Barker, Cliff Richard & Bobby Moore)
Never watched Strickley.
Never bunked off school.

 

[L' Hobo]

RICH ???
I missed that aspect of your being.

Possibly the reason he's still rich?

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[BikerGraham]

I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ

Well my lovely boss describes Joanna Lumley as my posh totti

I wish

 

[Chris]

Left beer in my glass…….

I confess I did once on a particularly rough crossing of the Bay of Biscay.

I was disgusted with myself.

 

[L' Hobo]

decided, if my computer is as confused by me, as I am by it?

 

[pampam]

I have never
raced in any moto gp
or ridden a winner at aintree

 

[Wee Bold Davy]

I have never ever cheered for England in a football match

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[Knuckle dragger]

I have never...

Watched any "reality" television.
Seen the Sound Of Music.
Knowingly heard any Ed Sheeran song.
Had an "habitation" check.
Watched any Star Wars films.
Laughed at any content produced by Michael MacIntyre.
Been kissed by Hayley Mills or Joanna Lumley.
Had a motorhome weighed.
Been moved on by the police when parked up somewhere.
Had a bad Fray Bentos pie.
Covered my van tyres.

TBC

JJ

You're my type of people nice one any more?

 

[EuroTrotters]

Never had a bad holiday, every day is a new adventure.

Never had a bad pint of Guinness

 

[Rocking Rivet]

I never ever reversed into anything
or found a version of marmite I liked

 

[L' Hobo]

Just in-case your wondering folks, Rocking Rivet drove over the grass to get into the parking place shown on his Avatar.

(either that or he's lying to us?)

 

[ChrisL]

I was kissed by a Joanna Lumley lookalike once, she was so good she might actually have been Joanna Lumley pretending to be a Joanna Lumley lookalike.

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[Wee Bold Davy]

I was kissed by a Joanna Lumley lookalike once, she was so good she might actually have been Joanna Lumley pretending to be a Joanna Lumley lookalike.

It's not her looks I like, it's that voice. She can talk to me all night

 

[JJ]

Look you lot...

Leave my Joanna Lumley alone...

JJ

 

[L' Hobo]

It's not her looks I like, it's that voice. She can talk to me all night

When I was younger, 'posh totty' (in jodhpur's) got me every time.

It still, today, give stirrings in places that I had nearly forgotten.

 

[ChrisL]

It's not her looks I like, it's that voice. She can talk to me all night

This lady did the voice as well as the look, we did a gig at the Brewery EC1, and her role was to wander around the guests being Patsy Stone from Absolutely Fabulous, whilst the guests were eating, we (the band) and her were in the Green room, (the artists bar) and she stayed in character the whole time, for some reason she took a shine to me, she had us all crying with laughter, it was one of the most fun gigs i've ever done, they had booked Jack Dee to compare the event and for some reason he had pulled out at the last minute, so the organisers managed to get a life size cardboard cut out of him and put it on stage, and the stand in compare took the mickey out of him all night. One to remember

 

[bobnick]

I have never knowingly

Had a baby

Signed
Mr Bob Nicholson

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[Wee Bold Davy]

When I was younger, 'posh totty' (in jodhpur's) got me every time.

It still, today, give stirrings in places that I had nearly forgotten.

Rumour has it that you need a starting handle now

 

[Rocking Rivet]

It didn’t have to be posh when I younger just female in case your wondering

 

[lunarman]

JJ I have never drank beer from a glass like this. Is it safe?

 

[JJ]

JJ I have never drank beer from a glass like this. Is it safe?
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As long as you only do so once...

JJ

 

[Blue Moon]

JJ I have never drank beer from a glass like this. Is it safe?
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Of course it’s safe, trust me.

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