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Gosh is that the time, 1975? I really must be going....
France.......but where are the French?????
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Malcolm Bolt
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I know that I sign off as ‘Ian’ but my real name is William and I try, I really do try, not to take offence. ????
Ian
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You miss the tone/sarcasm of a voice when just reading the typed word
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F....... knows
what's MILF stand for? Only ever seen it before on porn sites! (everybody needs a hobby)
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Now who is being childish.BUSBY.
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Chris
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I have started a new forum.
Snowflake.com
Based on some of the posts on here it will do a roaring trade.
It seems that everything someone posts upsets someone so snowflake.com will be the ideal venue to get upset about dissing flags
, Nations, FLT’s, English rugby failure and a host of other subjects.
I am off out to get pissed
Snowflake.com
Based on some of the posts on here it will do a roaring trade.
It seems that everything someone posts upsets someone so snowflake.com will be the ideal venue to get upset about dissing flags
, Nations, FLT’s, English rugby failure and a host of other subjects.I am off out to get pissed
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What a brilliant idea,,love it,,Some won't.BUSBY.I have started a new forum.
Snowflake.com
Based on some of the posts on here it will do a roaring trade.
It seems that everything someone posts upsets someone so snowflake.com will be the ideal venue to get upset about dissing flags
I am off out to get pissed
Neil Ric Tic
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oh......
I have started a new forum.
Snowflake.com
Based on some of the posts on here it will do a roaring trade.
It seems that everything someone posts upsets someone so snowflake.com will be the ideal venue to get upset about dissing flags
I am off out to get pissed
It’s already taken.....
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if you think this is bad, you should have been on the brexit forum before it got closed down (sorry about that.....) some real touchy folk there, one bloke from shrewsbury threatened to tell his mum about me!I have started a new forum.
Snowflake.com
Based on some of the posts on here it will do a roaring trade.
It seems that everything someone posts upsets someone so snowflake.com will be the ideal venue to get upset about dissing flags
I am off out to get pissed
some real touchy folk there, one bloke from shrewsbury threatened to tell his mum about me!
Why ? Are you his Dad ?
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Anyway, back on topic, why are all the French villages empty?
We live in a French village and if you hang around for a while, you see loads of people.
But....
If it’s getting dark ( or even looking like it, the shutters come down and people are sitting in their kitchens drinking wine and pastis.
If it’s sunny, the shutters are down and people are sitting at their kitchen tables or in the back garden drinking wine and pastis.
If it’s raining, the shutters are down and people are sitting around their kitchen tables drinking wine and pastis.
If it’s cold, the shutters are down and people are sitting in the kitchen drinking wine and pastis
If none of the above are happening, people are at the dechetterie ( household waste tip) emptying trailers slowly talking about drinking wine and pastis or they are all out at a market/ boot sale/ supermarket, buying wine cheese and pastis.
We live in a French village and if you hang around for a while, you see loads of people.
But....
If it’s getting dark ( or even looking like it, the shutters come down and people are sitting in their kitchens drinking wine and pastis.
If it’s sunny, the shutters are down and people are sitting at their kitchen tables or in the back garden drinking wine and pastis.
If it’s raining, the shutters are down and people are sitting around their kitchen tables drinking wine and pastis.
If it’s cold, the shutters are down and people are sitting in the kitchen drinking wine and pastis
If none of the above are happening, people are at the dechetterie ( household waste tip) emptying trailers slowly talking about drinking wine and pastis or they are all out at a market/ boot sale/ supermarket, buying wine cheese and pastis.
The easliest and quickest way to chat to a Frenchman is to go and empty your toilet cassette at a Borne on an Aire.
Before you can say 'Scarlet Pimpernel' you will be surrounded by most of the French blokes on the site all eager to chew the cud despite the stench from your regurgitating cassette.
Or is it just me that has that problem?
Before you can say 'Scarlet Pimpernel' you will be surrounded by most of the French blokes on the site all eager to chew the cud despite the stench from your regurgitating cassette.
Or is it just me that has that problem?
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talking of Frenchmen emptying their loos, one was seen at Cite Europe emptying his cassette in the bushes at the edge of the car park on 15th June!The easliest and quickest way to chat to a Frenchman is to go and empty your toilet cassette at a Borne on an Aire.
Before you can say 'Scarlet Pimpernel' you will be surrounded by most of the French blokes on the site all eager to chew the cud despite the stench from your regurgitating cassette.
Or is it just me that has that problem?
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Probably misheard a recommendation to overnight at 'Shité Europe'.
We are in France at the moment. On our first night in an aire near Calais this bloke returned to his motorhome and was intimidating and verbally abusive without us giving him any cause whatsoever. I thought he was French..... but it turned out he was German.
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No, his appearance was that of a Bohemian person of age.
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To get back to the OP we have been at the Bassin D'Arcachon for the last few days, very busy with French holidaymakers. Restaurants were quite full for lunch yesterday.
What’s the weather like in that part of France atm? We are at Lac Vassiviere atm and it is hot and sunny; we are thinking of going to the Ardeche tomorrow.
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Its been getting hotter here, and very sunny today. Moving north tomorrow but I think it's to hot everywhere over the next week, perhaps 40° in places.
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We certainly do
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