😀 Just been threatened with a lawyer

PaulyP said:
As a former bus driver nearly 50 years ago people would often ask if we were going to !!! As that’s what it said on the front, (forgot to change destination) my reply was it says India on the tyres but I’m not going there either.
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I said that above


All you bus drivers had to have stolen that line off a comedian there's no way you all just dreamt it up 🤣🤣
 
Northernraider said:
My dad was a bus driver at one point . I remember his telling us a similar story. Someone asked the same question and he replied " it has India on the tyres but I'm no going to india"

I'm almost certain he stole that from a comedian on the TV or something
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No it’s true as I’ve just posted that above 😂😂😂
The tyres had India on them so it was an obvious answer.
 
Jim said:
I’ve received a series of emails from a furious woman in Surrey. Her complaint? A motorhome is parked near her driveway. Not blocking it exactly, but apparently close enough to make turning right out of her drive, a bit tricky or near impossible. Naturally, she’s furious.

Why is she ranting at me, you ask?

Because the motorhome has a MotorhomeFun sticker on it. Yes, she’s holding me personally accountable for this parking predicament.

Trying to add some levity, I replied, “Does it also have a National Trust sticker? Have you sent them a strongly worded email too?”

Clearly, she is too angry for humour.

Now she’s escalated her threats. If the motorhome is still there tomorrow, I’ll be hearing from the police for my “misogyny and rudeness” and her lawyer for damages. Damages to what, I’m still unsure, her driveway, her turning radius, or her blood pressure maybe?

So here’s a heartfelt appeal:

If this happens to be your motorhome parked near this woman’s driveway...

Please don’t move it. At least not for a while; let's give her lawyer some blood pressure, too. '\
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Ive been feeling quite depressed recently, please let me have her full address so I can go round and park in her drive over Christmas. I will make a Motorhome Psycho Axe murderers Club sticker up to put in my window
 
Always had a bottle of QC or emva cream at home when I was a kid.
The company that markets it now is based in Scotland whereas emva cream comes from Cyprus.
 
Brains said:
Ambulance chasing lawyers.
Who just may do a little check up on this site
or indeed the complainant herself, who despite being deranged, may now have a case of reputation.

If she has gone to the level of finding the email address of the Glorious Leader, she is perfectly capable of also finding the public forums.

Some minor discretion may be a good idea.
It will not affect the rest of us.
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calling some one a fool, if they act like a fool, is that damage to reputation?
 
I think Jim, who is obviously a bit of a snowflake, should be looking to sue for all the psychological damage and distress her nuisance calls/emails have caused
 
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Jane And Rog said:
Yes, I think I might. I'm massively offended that it looks as though I'm the kind of person who says "flip off!" :LOL:
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It’s tantamount to saying that you’re profanity challenged! 😀
 
meanders said:
Knowing Jim, snowflake is never a description I would attach to him. :LOL:
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No but, as he added a smilly to the title of this thread, he will have little hope of getting an award for stress from my Mother BUT he might stand a better chance against Swemmy666 for calling him a ' Snowflake'?

My Solicitors, Mssrs, Snatch, Grabbit and Run, awaits his call. 🤔
 
L' Hobo said:
No but, as he added a smilly to the title of this thread, he will have little hope of getting an award for stress from my Mother BUT he might stand a better chance against Swemmy666 for calling him a ' Snowflake'?

My Solicitors, Mssrs, Snatch, Grabbit and Run, awaits his call. 🤔
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You guys only recognise "humour" when a smiley is attached?
 
Sorry. I don't know if you have ever met Jim in person, but the thought of our leader being a 'snowflake' defied all imagination. It is though common to attach a smiley to posts if a tongue in cheek comment is made.
 
Chris will take on the case Jim in the mene time can we have a mini meet on her lawn.
And use the road as hard standing for those that don’t want to park on the grass.
One rule you not to pick up the dog 💩 on her lawn:rofl:🤣
WB
 

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