Whoosh Bang

CamperJack · Dec 30, 2022

Like most things on my van my sliding door is a bit

.

So if Im sharing a park up I enter and exit via the driver's door. Simples.

pelican · Dec 30, 2022

TinaLes said:
Its surely obvious now that no new PVC should be allowed to be sold without the electric soft door closing mechanism being fitted.
Those that already have PVC's without this facility, should be less anti social and have them retro fitted immediately.
Maybe a crowd funding page could be set up for those in need of financial support.
LES
Gone in a whoosh without the bang

Or maybe a separate area on campsites.

pelican · Dec 30, 2022

Shrimp said:
I don’t think the problem is with the ‘whoosh-bang’ it’s with the people!
They go in, out, back in, back out, and so on seems like all day and night.

Bit like Meerkats

Vikdikdok · Dec 30, 2022

pelican said:
Or maybe a separate area on campsites.

I’m sure that given £1000 I could get my door fixed- how do I apply for the crowdfunding pot ?

shawn&emma · Dec 30, 2022

CamperJack said:
Like most things on my van my sliding door is a bit .

So if Im sharing a park up I enter and exit via the driver's door. Simples.

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I’ve normally cabled the front door’s together so have to use the slide door to get out.

L' Hobo · Dec 30, 2022

TinaLes said:
Its surely obvious now that no new PVC should be allowed to be sold without the electric soft door closing mechanism being fitted.
Those that already have PVC's without this facility, should be less anti social and have them retro fitted immediately.
Maybe a crowd funding page could be set up for those in need of financial support.
LES
Gone in a whoosh without the bang

I await your New Years cheque in the post, or can the crowd funding be in my name?

L' Hobo · Dec 30, 2022

Vikdikdok said:
I admit that I have to whoosh bang on my pvc - if I knew how to adjust it I would

Open the window, it closes easier.

L' Hobo · Dec 30, 2022

When M/H's alarms stop going off at ungodly hours of the night (usually after I have just got asleep) I will stop Whoosing my Bang!

Just smiffy · Dec 30, 2022

Now that I have a pvc I’m really going to slam my door, just so I get some room around me….

poppycamper · Dec 30, 2022

Just smiffy said:
Now that I have a pvc I’m really going to slam my door, just so I get some room around me….

Said similar on the last WhooshBang thread..... or was it the one before that.... or the one before that.... or the one before that or.... oki doki you get the picture.
WhooshBangs are here to stay and indeed I think they are on the increase..
As stated before buy earplugs and get used to them....

Dorwyn · Dec 30, 2022

Our first woosh bang had an electric soft close door which seemed to take ages to close with lots of whiring of electric motors, we tended to push to it to, and only properly close it at the end of the day. That habit continued for years. In fact we then noticed how much door slamming went on with the plastic vans. I would suggest some people could look at themselves on that score. Now we have a plastic van ourselves. I won't say I'll get my own back, coz I'm not like that, but due notice taken!

poppycamper · Dec 30, 2022

Dorwyn said:
Our first woosh bang had an electric soft close door which seemed to take ages to close with lots of whiring of electric motors, we tended to push to it to, and only properly close it at the end of the day. That habit continued for years. In fact we then noticed how much door slamming went on with the plastic vans. I would suggest some people could look at themselves on that score. Now we have a plastic van ourselves. I won't say I'll get my own back, coz I'm not like that, but due notice taken!

OMG... luv that.....
"PLASTIC VANS" well stand by for flak fron the "plastic van brigade". Priceless

poppycamper · Dec 30, 2022

Rob Turner said:
Who gives a shit!

Ah one of the Plastic Van Brigade then.

Dorwyn · Dec 30, 2022

poppycamper said:
Ah one of the Plastic Van Brigade then.

Yep!

Rob Turner · Dec 30, 2022

poppycamper said:
Ah one of the Plastic Van Brigade then.

Just for information, my van is an aluminium construction and I would think the door makes more noise when I slam it.

Tigger-Tim · Dec 30, 2022

eurajohn said:
My comment to this is can any owners of the devils steed explain why they have to open and close the bloody thing so often???????

It's like a mouse repellent - it keeps the undesirables away! Need to use it at least once an hour for top effectiveness.

poppycamper · Dec 30, 2022

Rob Turner said:
Who gives a shit!

Ah one of the Plastic Van Brigade then

Rob Turner said:
Just for information, my van is an aluminium construction and I would think the door makes more noise when I slam it.

Just for clarification... you say your van is aluminium.. so are you saying you make more noise than a whooshbang.!!
Interesting!!

Rob Turner · Dec 30, 2022

poppycamper said:
Ah one of the Plastic Van Brigade then

Just for clarification... you say your van is aluminium.. so are you saying you make more noise than a whooshbang.!!
Interesting!!

Lots more

Reallyretired · Dec 30, 2022

On my last motorhome (A class) the hab door would only close properly if slammed so probably as loud or louder than a whoosh bang. We actually go to bed quite early, and although nocturnal visits are necessary we wouldn't dream of going outside to pee. I realise some PVCs do not have a toilet though.

poppycamper · Dec 30, 2022

Reallyretired said:
On my last motorhome (A class) the hab door would only close properly if slammed so probably as loud or louder than a whoosh bang. We actually go to bed quite early, and although nocturnal visits are necessary we wouldn't dream of going outside to pee. I realise some PVCs do not have a toilet though.

At last.. a non Whooshbanger who openenly admits his "non whooshbanger" is as as loud , or even noisier than the foresaid whooshbasher..
Sir. I salute you and admire you for courageously coming out and admiting that "ALL Motorhome Doors" make a noise .
Whooshbangers have a talent to ignore other Very Noisy Moho door noises...
However EVERONE else seem to lie awake all night listening for the nocturnal Whooshbang..
Think it is about time non Whooshbangers got a life and worried about other insignificant and illerevant issues.

Nanniemate · Dec 30, 2022

poppycamper said:
Ah one of the Plastic Van Brigade then

Just for clarification... you say your van is aluminium.. so are you saying you make more noise than a whooshbang.!!
Interesting!!

Could it be a tin can.clanger :wink:

Rob Turner · Dec 30, 2022

I look forward to parking next to noisy neighbours.

Doors, sliding doors, I’m not really worried.

I do normally win the noisiest neighbour competition though.

poppycamper · Dec 30, 2022

Nanniemate said:
Could it be a tin can.clanger

Oh yea that is absolutely brilliant.. £90000 plus and all you get is a "Tin Can Clanger"
Flak Jacket, Tin Hat and dram in hand waiting for the outfall.

Rob Turner · Dec 30, 2022

poppycamper said:
Oh yea that is absolutely brilliant.. £90000 plus and all you get is a "Tin Can Clanger"
Flak Jacket, Tin Hat and dram in hand waiting for the outfall.

You can double that

Badknee · Dec 30, 2022

shawn&emma said:
Different matter closing it from inside as you’ve got to pull hard to engage the catch.

Not so for ours

closes from the inside with a click too.

poppycamper · Dec 30, 2022

Rob Turner said:
You can double that

WHIT £180000+ fur a Tin Can Clanger.. Fiddlesticks me some folk have more money than sense...
Just think how "Noisy" A Whooshbanger yea could get fur that sort of money.
I.E. A Whoosebang door on both sides.. (as some vans have) oh yes.
Eat yer hearts out Tin Canners.

Nanniemate · Dec 30, 2022

poppycamper said:
WHIT £180000+ fur a Tin Can Clanger.. Fiddlesticks me some folk have more money than sense...
Just think how "Noisy" A Whooshbanger yea could get fur that sort of money.
I.E. A Whoosebang door on both sides.. (as some vans have) oh yes.
Eat yer hearts out Tin Canners.

You can pay £97,000 for a whoosh bang but the doors are quiet so it's pointless really :rofl:

golly · Dec 30, 2022

Get the sticker, join the club :xrofl:

Rob Turner · Dec 30, 2022

The thing is, I can make more noise with my normal door.
I wouldn‘t need a whooshbanger.

poppycamper · Dec 30, 2022

Nanniemate said:
You can pay £97,000 for a whoosh bang but the doors are quiet so it's pointless really

My £30000 Whooshbang is quiet..
It's not how much you spend.. its how you close said door.
Leave a roof light ajar and pull door closed then push back of door in to closed..
However if you really want to annoy the neighbours ( maybe they got yappy dogs, screaming weans or mid night parties) then I can Whooshbang as good as anybody.

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