useful tip if you have any string

[SuperMike]

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a whisky. I’m sorry says the bartender we don’t serve string in here, you must leave. The next day the string came back but before he went into the bar, he tied himseft into a knot and frayed each end. Entering the bar the bartender immediately said hey, aren’t you that string who came in here yesterday. The string answered afraid not.

Get it.

Dam, just realised this cough, cough, joke has already been put up.

Now, please, please, don’t tell the VeryOldFella that I have put up a joke as will want to get his own back.

 

[thidwick]

if you find you have some small pieces of string that are not very useful - you can tie them together and you will end up with a long piece of string that might be really useful​

.......also a handy place to keep spare knots.