Tam & co the great winter escape

[phillipsheila]

If ela goes missing we will know where shes gone

 

[Shrimp]

Less cheese NOT light cheese.
Dont bother with ’lighter’ versions of foods just have/use less!

 

[Northernraider]

Heres a question for the doggy folk

As i have 2 little hussies who always want belly rubs and scratches how come ela has 8 nipples and jade only has 2

 

[Zoobec]

Less cheese NOT light cheese.
Dont bother with ’lighter’ versions of foods just have/use less!

Agree with this. I’ve found using extra mature cheddar means less still tastes like I‘m getting more!

 

[Littlewheels]

Heres a question for the doggy folk

As i have 2 little hussies who always want belly rubs and scratches how come ela has 8 nipples and jade only has 2

Ones a bloke ….. this binary gets everywhere

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[Razamataz]

Heres a question for the doggy folk

As i have 2 little hussies who always want belly rubs and scratches how come ela has 8 nipples and jade only has 2

Never a Dull moment in your hoose

 

[Val 3 dogs]

I find that difficult to believe Tam, I have never known a bitch with only two nipples.
In the interest of doggy anatomical science I have just ,at great personal risk, upturned my Mastin, Querida.
Querida is a three year old, neutered, very modest, very dignified, very solid female,virginal doggy. She definitely does not roll around on her back exposing herself.
She has a hairy belly and very large, pure white teeth that she did expose and said "remove your hand from my belly or I will do it for you"!
I abandoned that examination and turned my attention to my Border Collie, Lass, a seven year old, virgin doggy, also with a very hairy belly.
I upskittled Lass and easily found her two rear-most nipples. Lass is a bigger bitch than Jade but those nipples are like tiny pimples but if she were to be nursing pups would be full and pendulous.The remainder of her ñipples are very difficult to find amongst the hair but believe me are there.
By and large a female animal is born with a sufficient number of teats to suckle the average size litter it will produce.

 

[Val 3 dogs]

A possible follow on to the above - maybe when a female is neutered, particularly if done before they reach puberty, the nipples remain under developed. There but in minature.

 

[Phill D]

Heres a question for the doggy folk

As i have 2 little hussies who always want belly rubs and scratches how come ela has 8 nipples and jade only has 2

Average is 6 to 8 Tam, but apparently its common to gave an odd number.
According to Mrs tinternet the number is irrelevant to the size of dog or any potential litter.
You need to look more closely
But not close enough to worry Jade

 

[Northernraider]

I find that difficult to believe Tam, I have never known a bitch with only two nipples.
In the interest of doggy anatomical science I have just ,at great personal risk, upturned my Mastin, Querida.
Querida is a three year old, neutered, very modest, very dignified, very solid female,virginal doggy. She definitely does not roll around on her back exposing herself.
She has a hairy belly and very large, pure white teeth that she did expose and said "remove your hand from my belly or I will do it for you"!
I abandoned that examination and turned my attention to my Border Collie, Lass, a seven year old, virgin doggy, also with a very hairy belly.
I upskittled Lass and easily found her two rear-most nipples. Lass is a bigger bitch than Jade but those nipples are like tiny pimples but if she were to be nursing pups would be full and pendulous.The remainder of her ñipples are very difficult to find amongst the hair but believe me are there.
By and large a female animal is born with a sufficient number of teats to suckle the average size litter it will produce.

Hmmm well ela clearly has 8 ..they are small but you can feel them when rubbing her tummy . Ive had a very close look with jade and i swear she only has 2 very low down ...i thought i felt a 3rd one in the middle between those two but it wasnt. But cant see or feel any others which was strange .

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[Phill D]

Hmmm well ela clearly has 8 ..they are small but you can feel them when rubbing her tummy . Ive had a very close look with jade and i swear she only has 2 very low down ...i thought i felt a 3rd one in the middle between those two but it wasnt. But cant see or feel any others which was strange .

I bet Jade is not bothered one bit.
It's for us carers to worry about them..

 

[Littlewheels]

thought i felt a 3rd one in the middle between those two

l’m sure it was Roger Moore who had three nipples when playing James Bond perhaps Jade as a past with MI5

 

[Phill D]

l’m sure it was Roger Moore who had three nipples when playing James Bond perhaps Jade as a past with MI5

Scaramanga

 

[WESTY66]

Well well, as we were browsing s4s for somewhere to park having no luck at fussen, look what cropped up in the picture?? It sure gets around

 

[Razamataz]

Had a couple of beers just to celebrate platinum jubilee….so thot I’d check
so grabbed one of my schnauzers…nae nipples coz it waz Erik!!!

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[alex n]

A possible follow on to the above - maybe when a female is neutered, particularly if done before they reach puberty, the nipples remain under developed. There but in minature.

Oh, that makes sense now….my old girlfriend must have been neutered

 

[Gina M]

I bet Jade is not bothered one bit.
It's for us carers to worry about them..

so true !!!

 

[Gina M]

Speaking of doggies, has anyone else got one of these

 

[Val 3 dogs]

Speaking of doggies, has anyone else got one of these


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Not me, what is it?

 

[Fraggle 22]

Speaking of doggies, has anyone else got one of these


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Poo bag carrier?.

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[Northernraider]

Poo bag carrier?.

I have pockets

 

[Phill D]

I have pockets

And a dog with a jacket...

 

[Fraggle 22]

I have pockets

Full poo bags

 

[125BEER]

Heres a question for the doggy folk

As i have 2 little hussies who always want belly rubs and scratches how come ela has 8 nipples and jade only has 2

Bond movie here we come....

 

[125BEER]

l’m sure it was Roger Moore who had three nipples when playing James Bond perhaps Jade as a past with MI5

Didn't see post

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[Gina M]

Poo bag carrier?.

yes !!! full poo bags though, it is insulated so really doesn't smell at all. I clip it onto my rucksack. I used to walk my boy Stanley around Carsington Water every day and I would go miles before I came across a bin. So I got that. My Brother in Law used to love coming on walks with me so he could put his dog's poo in it too. I've had mine for about 12 years, went online to buy him one as a surprise and was shocked at how expensive they are now, so I didn't get it. He would have been embarrassed If I spent that much, wouldn't he

 

[Gina M]

I have pockets

Tam, you put dog shit in your pockets. That's why you are single

 

[Gina M]

And a dog with a jacket...

Please don't make your dog carry it's own shit, that's your job

 

[Janine]

yes !!! full poo bags though, it is insulated so really doesn't smell at all. I clip it onto my rucksack. I used to walk my boy Stanley around Carsington Water every day and I would go miles before I came across a bin. So I got that. My Brother in Law used to love coming on walks with me so he could put his dog's poo in it too. I've had mine for about 12 years, went online to buy him one as a surprise and was shocked at how expensive they are now, so I didn't get it. He would have been embarrassed If I spent that much, wouldn't he

I use a zip-top pencil case attached to my dog-bag. Cost 50p from a charity shop.

 

[Gina M]

I use a zip-top pencil case attached to my dog-bag. Cost 50p from a charity shop.

mine is insulated. I could not carry anything but, I am really squeamish, besides my boy Stanley was 35kg. You must have a small dog

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