scousebird
LIFE MEMBER
Did I ever tell you about our encounter in the aire at Boulogne? 4am and there's a knock at the door, Alan in his sleepy state opened the door and a well dressed man, possibly mid 30s, says in Franglais "I want sex, I want pussy" well Alan couldn't quite understand him and thought he was looking for his cat . I understood perfectly and shouted "f..k off" from my bed then Alan twigged and slammed the door. The bloke kept banging on the MH so Alan sounded the horn in the end and I called the police who when they turned up were not surprised at all by our tale. We haven't returned to the aire at Boulogne since.