MotorhomeFun to have our own Agony Aunt

[Brakers]

Dear Agony Aunt,
I’m in agony. Could you please come and rub some baby oil on my bits?

Me second in line !!

 

[Minxy]

I wonder if there's an opening for an alternative 'Agony Aunt' ... one that actually causes agony?

I would be more than happy to do that!

 

[Mrsambulancekidd]

I thought we already had one @old-mo

NO....we need one to help us cope with the olde fella.....

 

[Silver-Fox]

Me second in line !!

Yuk sloppy seconds

 

[Silver-Fox]

I wonder if there's an opening for an alternative 'Agony Aunt' ... one that actually causes agony?

I would be more than happy to do that!

Why am I not surprised

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[Mrsambulancekidd]

"just happening to walk by" at the same time as I get he gets the malt whisky out for a quiet snifter and expecting to partake?

Your safe with us, we don't even like whisky.

Yeah right then you should be so lucky


P.s take a photo of them , their van and reg number ...just in case I need to avoid them too


Oh and a phone number just in case I get any strange calls

Ya randy old perv.

Wait till it is dark...

Get an extra long hose connect to your outlet and pass it under the next M-home and if it is a Frenchman...

Pull the lever and let it go....

If it is a German........ Just top up his fresh water tank....

Sooooooooooooo your the rea

Just to make sure everyone knows it is NOT me who is the AA ... phew!

You will be when this one throws in the towel because we are a lost cause & driving her nuts.

 

[Carolyn and Kev]

Dear Agony Aunt......I suffer with ED!!! Do you fink rubbing oil would work .

Kev ......Missus says its my fault??

 

[MR. FUSION]

Dear Agony Aunt......I suffer with ED!!! Do you fink rubbing oil would work .

Kev ......Missus says its my fault??

Dear Kev, only mineral oil works and dont use that cheap motorist discount stuff with your missus either, Shell oil is the best

Love, Agony Aunt (and you will both be too )

 

[Janine]

Dear Agony Aunt......I suffer with ED!!! Do you fink rubbing oil would work .

Kev ......Missus says its my fault??

Have you tried plaster of Paris?

 

[Carolyn and Kev]

Dear Kev, only mineral oil works and dont use that cheap motorist discount stuff with your missus either, Shell oil is the best

Love Agony Aunt (and you will both be too )

My missus says that Shell tends to have a peculiar smell??
Im really not sure what she gets up to now in my garage??

Kev...

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[Carolyn and Kev]

Have you tried plaster of Paris?

errrrrrr?? No!

It gets too hot when getting hard! Plaster of paris that is!!

Kev

 

[Silver-Fox]

My missus says that Shell tends to have a peculiar smell??
Im really not sure what she gets up to now in my garage??

Kev...

You need Millers racing oil

 

[Carolyn and Kev]

You need Millers racing oil

Does it come in large size?



OH I wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Silver-Fox]

errrrrrr?? No!

It gets too hot when getting hard! Plaster of paris that is!!

Kev

Girth issues as well then

You could try wrapping the old boy with exhaust wrap.
That should keep the heat away I find I mean err ohh dear

 

[Carolyn and Kev]

Have you tried plaster of Paris?

Are you free Janine? Just found some plaster on line for a few bob! Carolyn says its too much!
Hope shes referring to the cost?

Carolyn says shes well up for a laugh!!

Sometimes think i should have floppy feet and a red nose????

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[Janine]

I'm free

 

[Carolyn and Kev]

I'm free

Ive gone all faint!!

Rain check at all please???????

 

[Janine]

That'll be the blood rushing from your head.....

 

[Carolyn and Kev]

That'll be the blood rushing from your head.....

This could get a little out of hand

Wu uuuu!! lol

 

[Janine]

errrrrrr?? No!

It gets too hot when getting hard!

Kev

I put the 'agony' in agony aunt

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[Carolyn and Kev]

I put the 'agony' in agony aunt

See........Now you have totally done it! I ve just tripped over something!!

 

[Carolyn and Kev]

Divine intervention ..........Im cured!! ........Gin and Tonic!


Oh......and a sweet life member !!

 

[Mrsambulancekidd]

See........Now you have totally done it! I ve just tripped over something!!

I suspect that whatever you tripped over was in a dream, reality booked out a long time ago.

 

[Ingwe]

Dear Agony Aunt, my friends wife told him that he can sustain an erection for longer by connecting up his vehicle battery to his scrotum and then her turning over the engine. Will this damage his leisure battery?

 

[Brakers]

Yuk sloppy seconds

You have to take what you can get at my age, it's no good being fussy. Anyway the sloppy seconds helps with the lubrication. LOL

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[Brakers]

Dear Agony Aunt......I suffer with ED!!! Do you fink rubbing oil would work .

A couple of lolly pop sticks and gaffer tape works for me.LOL

 

[movan]

A couple of lolly pop sticks and gaffer tape works for me.LOL

But don't go for a wee after without removing said lollipop sticks.

 

[Ingwe]

But don't go for a wee after without removing said lollipop sticks.

Probably the only way he gets to hit the bowl!

 

[B-well]

Dear agony Aunt, i`ve been told melon is good for anti ageing is this TRUE.

Dear Agony Aunt, i keep getting posts regarding squeezing my melons, how should i respond as i did not think they could be squeezed.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Probably the only way he gets to hit the bowl!

speaking for a friend??

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