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Dear Agony Aunt
I can’t stop dribbling all over the road but worst of all other people leave their uncontrolled skid marks in the same area :sneaky:
 
Jim said:
Dear Agony Aunt

Can you please explain the best etiquette, when you are in someone else's van having a drink or a meal and really need to use the loo. Can we ask to use theirs? What are the rules in this situation? Thanks
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1. Green toilet option available ? Use that first for number 1's and save both of us room in the cassette!

2. Failing the option of 1 above...your place or the toilet block

3. If you can't make either of the above venues in time, you can use mine , but no non organic products in the cassette please, dispose of them in the bag provided.

4. Number 2's..........make your own arrangements, bring a spade if required!:sick::sick:

 
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Dear Very @old-mo TypeFellaPersonAgonyAunt.

We are parked up on a luvverly pitch, here in Sowf Frenchland, overlooking a castle, and have been here for a few days. There are no services, except a hose for water filling and my 35gal black tank is almost full. I don’t want to move in case a naughty French motorhome nicks this super spot, so should I just let the black tank just dribble out ? Do you think anyone will notice or smell it. :gum:

All my love Aunty and give Uncle Judy a kiss from us. :h:

Mike
 
B-well said:
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Dear agony Aunt, i`ve been told melon is good for anti ageing is this TRUE.
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Wow. I've just ordered three of those ... no.. not the melons, silly. :)
 
monzer said:
Dear Agony Aunt,

What is the polite way to decline your next pitch neighbours offer to come round for a meal the 2nd night in a row if you have already decided they are most likely swingers and you aren't really in to that?

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Yeah right then you should be so lucky


P.s take a photo of them , their van and reg number ...just in case I need to avoid them too


Oh and a phone number just in case I get any strange calls:p
 
DuxDeluxe said:
Dear Agony aunt,

A friend asks if there anything that you could suggest to stop all those other Funsters "just happening to walk by" at the same time as I get he gets the malt whisky out for a quiet snifter and expecting to partake? It happens every time, even though I put mains powered electric fence around the van. I have tried everything, including telling some of Old Mo's jokes which usually sends people running, but nothing works. That Aldi Glenratspiss isn't cheap, you know.....
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Don’t think you will have to worried about running out of alcohol after Thetford;)(y)
 
Rosemary1 said:
Don’t think you will have to worried about running out of alcohol after Thetford;)(y)
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Depends who else is there though... My last Thetford do had visitors with hollow legs (naming no names but you know who you are.....) ;)
 
SuperMike said:
I don’t want to move in case a naughty French motorhome nicks this super spot, so should I just let the black tank just dribble out ? Do you think anyone will notice or smell it. :gum:
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Wait till it is dark...

Get an extra long hose connect to your outlet and pass it under the next M-home and if it is a Frenchman...

Pull the lever and let it go.... (y)

If it is a German........ Just top up his fresh water tank.... (y)


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Dear Agony Aunt, I think my new boyfriend is carrying a Cosh every time we kiss and cuddle I can feel it in his pocket pushing against me, should I report it to the Police.

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Littlewheels said:
Dear Agony Aunt, I think my new boyfriend is carrying a Cosh every time we kiss and cuddle I can feel it in his pocket pushing against me, should I report it to the Police.
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OMG that takes me back to a VERY embarrassing story from my middle teens. :Eeek:... cringe.
 
movan said:
OMG that takes me back to a VERY embarrassing story from my middle teens. :Eeek:... cringe.
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So you said to him: "Are you going to let me have some of that Mars Bar in your pocket?".
 
B-well said:
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Dear agony Aunt, i`ve been told melon is good for anti ageing is this TRUE.
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Fish is also good for you........ but you need divine intervention. A friend tells me that rubber suits are popular

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We need help please Agony aunt...I believe in life after stuff. My beloved does n't? How do i prove it to her?
 
Dear agony aunt,

After reading most of this :rolleyes: I know I’m on a down hill slide to a wasted life, but unfortunately I’m addicted to read this drivel and log on every day..... I just can’t help it....:confused: what can I do to remedy this addictive situation....(n)


Ps: how do I stop people walking across my pitch.....:mad:
 
Just to make sure everyone knows it is NOT me who is the AA :D... phew! :rolleyes:
 
Rockcrawler said:
Dear Agony Aunt
I want to buy a Jaguar but my wife says it's a waste of money, please can you explain to her that boys need toys:D
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Dear RC
Get a Moggie as it’s cheaper to run!:D
 
Hi, I am looking forward to the motorhome fun magazine. Would it be a good idea to list of vets, motor repairers garages etc that funsters have used and are recommended. Throughout the uk and Europe. There are lots of listed campsites etc. You can carry a mag with info in it, when you cannot get wifi etc.
 
Dear Agony Aunt, I have just been sacked from my lucrative job, my boss seems to think I can't keep my gob shut.
Do you think I should go quietly or continue to protest my innocence?

Gav.
 
Dear Agony Aunt, I was not driving a car one night but the Police insist I was.
I lost my job, went to prison, face court costs, I got elected with a small majority of a few hundred but got de-selected by nearly 20,000 people.
I'm thinking of standing as an Independent in a forthcoming by election, do you think I stand much hope of retaining my deposit??
Fiona
 
Larby said:
Dear Agony Aunt, I was not driving a car one night but the Police insist I was.
I lost my job, went to prison, face court costs, I got elected with a small majority of a few hundred but got de-selected by nearly 20,000 people.
I'm thinking of standing as an Independent in a forthcoming by election, do you think I stand much hope of retaining my deposit??
Fiona
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Dear Fiona, I think you are in the
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tinks703 said:
Hi, I am looking forward to the motorhome fun magazine. Would it be a good idea to list of vets, motor repairers garages etc that funsters have used and are recommended. Throughout the uk and Europe. There are lots of listed campsites etc. You can carry a mag with info in it, when you cannot get wifi etc.
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I think the plan is for it to be a ‘virtual’ magazine.

Ian
 
Larby said:
Dear Agony Aunt, I was not driving a car one night but the Police insist I was.
I lost my job, went to prison, face court costs, I got elected with a small majority of a few hundred but got de-selected by nearly 20,000 people.
I'm thinking of standing as an Independent in a forthcoming by election, do you think I stand much hope of retaining my deposit??
Fiona
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Dear Fiona.



No.
No chance
Sod all chance
Zero chance
Zilch chance
Bugger all chance

I might be sitting on the fence a bit but that is what I think. I suggest that you take your a Nissan Micra for a drive up the bypass to relax a bit, but watch out for speed cameras as people have been caught speeding there before
 
Dear Agony Aunt,

I am thinking of running a site for motorhomes only, but I am concerned.

I know some will turn up with dogs, and want to let them out of their unit.

Then there are those who need a car, which they can either bring on a trailer, tow on something called an A frame, or just let their partner roll up in it (I am no prude, I know it’s like having your own mobile bedroom and I don’t care if the extra car isn’t your ordinary partner).

The problem is, I just want them to come and park their motorhome, nothing else, and go the next morning.

Is it reasonable to ask people to pay extra for more than two people, dogs, and extra vehicles even if towed.

Eddie.
 
grumps147 said:
Dear Agony Aunt,

I am thinking of running a site for motorhomes only, but I am concerned.

I know some will turn up with dogs, and want to let them out of their unit.

Then there are those who need a car, which they can either bring on a trailer, tow on something called an A frame, or just let their partner roll up in it (I am no prude, I know it’s like having your own mobile bedroom and I don’t care if the extra car isn’t your ordinary partner).

The problem is, I just want them to come and park their motorhome, nothing else, and go the next morning.

Is it reasonable to ask people to pay extra for more than two people, dogs, and extra vehicles even if towed.

Eddie.
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Yes
 
Anthea M said:
Dear Agony Auntie
My husband doesn’t seem to answer me when I talk to him! Should I get him a hearing aid?!:LOL:
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You could get him an hearing aid but then he will only know what he is ignoring you for.(y)

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