Lenny's Heading for Germany

[Lenny HB]

Don't you just hate when the boss is right.
My surgeon told me I could eat anything the boss said I shouldn't eat fatty food for a month.
Yesterday afternoon I insisted on bangers & mash, she was right, belching & sweating all night culminating in rear end erupting at 7am.

 

[Northernraider]

Don't you just hate when the boss is right.
My surgeon told me I could eat anything the boss said I shouldn't eat fatty food for a month.
Yesterday afternoon I insisted on bangers & mash, she was right, belching & sweating all night culminating in rear end erupting at 7am.

Sometimes there's just too much information

 

[glenn2926]

Don't you just hate when the boss is right.
My surgeon told me I could eat anything the boss said I shouldn't eat fatty food for a month.
Yesterday afternoon I insisted on bangers & mash, she was right, belching & sweating all night culminating in rear end erupting at 7am.

When she said don’t eat anything fatty. She really meant don’t eat anything. Fatty.

 

[scousebird]

When she said don’t eat anything fatty. She really meant don’t eat anything. Fatty.

You can hardly call Lenny a fatty

 

[Northernraider]

You can hardly call Lenny a fatty

I dunno i noticed he's developing a ponch

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[glenn2926]

You can hardly call Lenny a fatty

I know, it was word play but if you have to explain the joke it didn’t work.

 

[Lenny HB]

You can hardly call Lenny a fatty

You want to see me now all thin and gaunt looking, starting the look like a skeleton and I've been eating really well for the last 4 or 5 days.

 

[Northernraider]

Belching & sweating all night culminating in rear end erupting at 7am.

So thats what caused it

 

[Lenny HB]

I dunno i noticed he's developing a ponch

Time you looked in the mirror.

 

[Northernraider]

Time you looked in the mirror.

Scottish insulation

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[Lenny HB]

Scottish insulation

Hell of a lot of it.

 

[Northernraider]

Hell of a lot of it.

It was a cold winter

 

[PhilandMena]

Don't you just hate when the boss is right.
My surgeon told me I could eat anything the boss said I shouldn't eat fatty food for a month.
Yesterday afternoon I insisted on bangers & mash, she was right, belching & sweating all night culminating in rear end erupting at 7am.

My immediate thoughts when reading your post was a 4 letter word begining and ending with a T. Can't say it because it breeches rule 1 and you would be all over Jim to be all over me. But.............. you are what you are ! Love is a burning thing, and it makes for a fiery ring !

 

[Just smiffy]

It was a cold winter

It was the year of Chinese....

 

[Lenny HB]

Update on the Toyo tyres:
On the day I became ill took a wrong turning (what idot put the coordinates in the satnav). Ended up on not much more than a single track road zig zaging up a hillside. On a very steep, very tight hairpin & a wet road, I stalled halfway round it (some twit forgot to use the up button). Brown trousers time me thinks, restarted plonked foot down it just pulled away effortlessly, after a few yds up the straight bit the Traction control cut in for a couple of seconds otherwise perfect.
If I still had the Michelin Campers it could have been a long reverse and a lot of brown stuff.

When we arrived at this SP the areas you part are course gravel pulling into the lane we are in the the front wheels spun a bit found some grip and carried on.
Again with the Michelin the Traction control would have been doing its nut. Our friends drive on their farm has the same surface just manovering at a few mph the Traction control used to cut in, he couldn't belive it.

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[Northernraider]

It was the year of Chinese....

No.... pizza , kebab , curries and burgers

 

[nicholsong]

Update on the Toyo tyres:
On the day I became ill took a wrong turning (what idot put the coordinates in the satnav). Ended up on not much more than a single track road zig zaging up a hillside. On a very steep, very tight hairpin & a wet road, I stalled halfway round it (some twit forgot to use the up button). Brown trousers time me thinks, restarted plonked foot down it just pulled away effortlessly, after a few yds up the straight bit the Traction control cut in for a couple of seconds otherwise perfect.
If I still had the Michelin Campers it could have been a long reverse and a lot of brown stuff.

When we arrived at this SP the areas you part are course gravel pulling into the lane we are in the the front wheels spun a bit found some grip and carried on.
Again with the Michelin the Traction control would have been doing its nut. Our friends drive on their farm has the same surface just manovering at a few mph the Traction control used to cut in, he couldn't belive it.

I am on Toyo (HO9?) so that is reassuring, thanks.

Geoff

 

[Lenny HB]

I am on Toyo (HO9?) so that is reassuring, thanks.

Geoff

Fairly certain the Observe Van are the replacement for the HO9, treads not as chunky but big wide groves.

 

[scousebird]

You want to see me now all thin and gaunt looking, starting the look like a skeleton and I've been eating really well for the last 4 or 5 days.

You need a good pan of scouse, puts meat on yer bones

 

[Lenny HB]

You need a good pan of scouse, puts meat on yer bones

I'm not going to ask what that but suspect fat, fat & more fat. Last thing I want after last night.
Jacket potatoes & and omelette today.

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[scousebird]

I'm not going to ask what that but suspect fat, fat & more fat. Last thing I want after last night.
Jacket potatoes & and omelette today.

No fat in my scouse, meat, potatoes & veggies

 

[Lenny HB]

No fat in my scouse, meat, potatoes & veggies

Down south we call that a casserole, you have been down south long enough I would have thought you would have leant to talk English by now.

 

[scousebird]

Down south we call that a casserole, you have been down south long enough I would have thought you would have leant to talk English by now.

Ooooh, biach

 

[Minxy]

Down south we call that a casserole, you have been down south long enough I would have thought you would have leant to talk English by now.

Up here in East Yorkshire we call it a stew rather than give it a fancy mamby-pamby name!

 

[scousebird]

Down south we call that a casserole

It's all in the cooking

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[Vipar]

So what are you calling your new diet? Lenny ‘s go go diet

There’s a few of us on here that would buy the video.

 

[Phill D]

Up here in East Yorkshire we call it a stew rather than give it a fancy mamby-pamby name!

and we call it " Cawl"!

 

[Gellyneck]

Up here in East Yorkshire we call it a stew rather than give it a fancy mamby-pamby name!

Up here we call it lookshery! You guys only leave us with the bits you don't want.

 

[Abacist]

Stew is cooked in a saucepan and a casserole is cooked in an oven!

 

[nicholsong]

Stew is cooked in a saucepan and a casserole is cooked in an oven!

A casserole is a cooking receptacle or if used to describe a type of cooked dish a 'casserole of .......', which would be cooked in an oven.

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