Ian and helga go south !!

[parigby]

It's gone quiet - Ian must to off the boat by now ; wonder which road he's driving down the wrong way - or maybe he did as he threatened, attached Helga to the bumper of another MoHome, and has since found out they're on their way to the South of France, not Spain. Or maybe he ran into the local constabulary, and they're all in a bar celebrating Ian's freedom.

 

[alfandM]

View attachment 86113 the sun going down on the first day of the rest of my life! Saw small pod of dolphins a min ago they are amazing creatures !!

Enjoy every moment of it and all the best for a bright future.

 

[parknride]

View attachment 86113 the sun going down on the first day of the rest of my life! Saw small pod of dolphins a min ago they are amazing creatures !!

Well I read dolphins bring you good luck, enjoy your new life and adventures.

 

[Popeye]

View attachment 86113 the sun going down on the first day of the rest of my life! Saw small pod of dolphins a min ago they are amazing creatures !!

Then why don't you make that lovely picture your Avatar?

 

[ianthebuilder]

Right people,got off the ferry about 8am and it was like being in a David Attenborough documentary,,where the herd all tear away leaving the old boy at the back to get slaughtered! But I survived,,helga was great,,I'm an now parked on my very first aire in casalareinwaiting with coffee for nige
ano pamelaaaaaa to turn up later,,thanks to their excellent directions I found the place straight away,,again very cool people to sort me out and for that I will thank them ,, ANYWAY THERE IS A PIC OF HELGA AND I WILL DO ONE OF US TOGETHER SOON,, I know have a story to tell...on the ferry I met a woman who heard me talking to someone saying I was a builder,who has bought a finca in the hills and some village 20 mins from the coast in southern Spain, she asked me to have a look at it for her and advise as to what she can do,,she has recently divorced as well and has the final and nothing else,,bit like me and helga!, so I said I would have a look in a couple of days and I will maybe do a bit of volunteering for her,,gives me something to do for a couple of days and she has 6 acres there so no drama about parking helga! I met some nice people on the ferry,it was weird though ,,I left the UK on a French boat,spoke my best French to the crew and have landed in spain, ,tata UK. .aurevoir france,OLA ESPANIOLA..lol I have been in spain about 5 hours and haven't been robbed yet,always a good sign !, and for those who are wondering what I look like for I believe it was said a sprightly old boy!, I will get pamelaaaaaa to take a pic and then I will post,,,,,,,chat soon,,Ian ( the sprightly old BOY ) lol

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[The Dudess]

Well done Ian - any problems with crossing the Bay of Biscay? Doing it ourselves in Jan and I'm dreading it.

 

[ianthebuilder]

Oh and I am having my first coffee in a cafe and I'm doing a little light reading , the reading material was on the bar next to my coffee cup,,are they trying to tell me something do you think ? I suppose there's always a price to pay for free Internet! ,,!! Xx

Well done Ian - any problems with crossing the Bay of Biscay? Doing it ourselves in Jan and I'm dreading it.

dude it was a bit choppy but not too bad,I only threw up over 2 carravanners once !

 

[ianthebuilder]

Due to the spontaneity of things over the last couple of weeks, I thought he was muuuuuuuuch younger than that.

Cheers,

Jock.

Sorry to disappoint jock! Lol

 

[Popeye]

the reading material was on the bar next to my coffee cup

Ian, funsters on the whole aren't that gullible, I've run a building company and I know that you guys pick your literature based solely on the pictures, so don't try to fool me...........

 

[Puddleduck]

I hope the fund raising effort was successful enough to buy her some clothes. Winter is on it's way and she will catch a chill if she's not careful.

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[gus-lopez]

my barber gets that every month.

Oh and I am having my first coffee in a cafe and I'm doing a little light reading , the reading material was on the bar next to my coffee cup,,are they trying to tell me something do you think ? I suppose there's always a price to pay for free Internet! ,,!! Xx
dude it was a bit choppy but not too bad,I only threw up over 2 carravanners once !

 

[TUCANO]

All good news here, brilliant

 

[Popeye]

I hope the fund raising effort was successful enough to buy her some clothes. Winter is on it's way and she will catch a chill if she's not careful.

I think if I were unfortunate enough to meet her, I'd like to think that I could keep the worst of the cold away from her exposed extremities through actively rubbing, blowing and holding in close. I know, you all think I've had medical training but NO!

 

[scousebird]

I think if I were unfortunate enough to meet her, I'd like to think that I could keep the worst of the cold away from her exposed extremities through actively rubbing, blowing and holding in close. I know, you all think I've had medical training but NO!

Dirty boy!

 

[TUCANO]

Surely Ian has moved into the elite rank of Fulltimers now has he not,

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[Popeye]

Dirty boy!

You Called "H" ..............

 

[Popeye]

Surely Ian has moved into the elite rank of Fulltimers now has he not,

Surely you cannot be seriously suggesting that he has become a Free-Loading-Tosser of @JJ stature.......

 

[yodeli]

What's happened to the other lady who's down there on her own, no posts lately.

If you're talking about Bridget , she has now returned to Cornwall!

 

[Fenman]

No it was @JackieP that jumped to my mind.

 

[JJ]

Freeloader?

Moi?

Paaahhhh.

Been paying €3 per night here for WEEKS.

(Off for some free nights in Silves tomorrow to save up for Christmas.)

JJ

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[JockandRita]

I'm an now parked on my very first aire in casalareinwaiting with coffee for nige
ano pamelaaaaaa to turn up later

Ian, Pamala & Nigel are a smashing couple, and very knowledgeable in all things to do with touring foreign parts. You won't go wrong in their company.
Please pass on our very best regards from Rita and I.

Cheers,

Jock.

 

[chaser]

No it was @JackieP that jumped to my mind.

Yeah that's the one, she started off ok then had a bit of trouble on an aire but moved off and was heading for Spain but since then , must be a month ago now , I havnt seen any posts from her, but I could of missed them.

 

[funflair]

Ian, Pamala & Nigel are a smashing couple, and very knowledgeable in all things to do with touring foreign parts. You won't go wrong in their company.
Please pass on our very best regards from Rita and I.

Cheers,

Jock.

Ah that Pamala and Nigel, they get about a bit don't they.

Martin

 

[chaser]

Yeah that's the one, she started off ok then had a bit of trouble on an aire but moved off and was heading for Spain but since then , must be a month ago now , I havnt seen any posts from her, but I could of missed them.

Well seems ok just looked her profile up and she was on , on 25 Nov in Portugal , must of missed it

 

[funflair]

Right people,got off the ferry about 8am and it was like being in a David Attenborough documentary,,where the herd all tear away leaving the old boy at the back to get slaughtered! But I survived,,helga was great,,I'm an now parked on my very first aire in casalareinwaiting with coffee for nige
ano pamelaaaaaa to turn up later,,thanks to their excellent directions I found the place straight away,,again very cool people to sort me out and for that I will thank them ,, ANYWAY THERE IS A PIC OF HELGA AND I WILL DO ONE OF US TOGETHER SOON,, I know have a story to tell...on the ferry I met a woman who heard me talking to someone saying I was a builder,who has bought a finca in the hills and some village 20 mins from the coast in southern Spain, she asked me to have a look at it for her and advise as to what she can do,,she has recently divorced as well and has the final and nothing else,,bit like me and helga!, so I said I would have a look in a couple of days and I will maybe do a bit of volunteering for her,,gives me something to do for a couple of days and she has 6 acres there so no drama about parking helga! I met some nice people on the ferry,it was weird though ,,I left the UK on a French boat,spoke my best French to the crew and have landed in spain, ,tata UK. .aurevoir france,OLA ESPANIOLA..lol I have been in spain about 5 hours and haven't been robbed yet,always a good sign !, and for those who are wondering what I look like for I believe it was said a sprightly old boy!, I will get pamelaaaaaa to take a pic and then I will post,,,,,,,chat soon,,Ian ( the sprightly old BOY ) lol

Tell you what Helga scrubs up nice, watch them Spaniards around her, you know what they are like with a shapely female type.

Martin

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[Anthea M]

Helga looks a fine van worth every penny! Happy trip Ian looks like you've landed on your feet with the offer of work !! Keep the photos coming ! It's thick fog and rain here in sheffield!

 

[Jimbohorlicks]

Helga looks a fine van worth every penny! Happy trip Ian looks like you've landed on your feet with the offer of work !! Keep the photos coming ! It's thick fog and rain here in sheffield!

Could be more than just work if he's lucky

 

[Ambilkate]

Thanks for the pic of Helga wow you did well on buying her . Give our love to Pamela and Nigel lovely couple tell them Amanda sends them both a big Hug xxx

 

[Sundowners]

Just to let you know we have made our rendezvous with Ian. All's good. Now to fill his head with all the necessities needed to go on the road. We think he is up for it. Make take a while but he will get there, very eager to learn.

 

[alfandM]

Right people,got off the ferry about 8am and it was like being in a David Attenborough documentary,,where the herd all tear away leaving the old boy at the back to get slaughtered! But I survived,,helga was great,,I'm an now parked on my very first aire in casalareinwaiting with coffee for nige
ano pamelaaaaaa to turn up later,,thanks to their excellent directions I found the place straight away,,again very cool people to sort me out and for that I will thank them ,, ANYWAY THERE IS A PIC OF HELGA AND I WILL DO ONE OF US TOGETHER SOON,, I know have a story to tell...on the ferry I met a woman who heard me talking to someone saying I was a builder,who has bought a finca in the hills and some village 20 mins from the coast in southern Spain, she asked me to have a look at it for her and advise as to what she can do,,she has recently divorced as well and has the final and nothing else,,bit like me and helga!, so I said I would have a look in a couple of days and I will maybe do a bit of volunteering for her,,gives me something to do for a couple of days and she has 6 acres there so no drama about parking helga! I met some nice people on the ferry,it was weird though ,,I left the UK on a French boat,spoke my best French to the crew and have landed in spain, ,tata UK. .aurevoir france,OLA ESPANIOLA..lol I have been in spain about 5 hours and haven't been robbed yet,always a good sign !, and for those who are wondering what I look like for I believe it was said a sprightly old boy!, I will get pamelaaaaaa to take a pic and then I will post,,,,,,,chat soon,,Ian ( the sprightly old BOY ) lol

Ian Give our Regards to Nigel and pamalar and wish them a merry christmas from us up here ,and enjoy your time together with them thanks,Alf and marianne

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