Free motor home holidays offered to lady motorhome drivers.

[Figaro]

Come on Lord Fontleroy give us your thoughts and your story, this is all meant as good hearted humor, I hope you haven't taken any offence as I'm sure none were intended by anyone.

 

[x17ken]

To add to the fun - maybe MOHO manufacturers could think about VR options to help with a huge range of human issues and physical problems when motorhoming. Far better than employing a human of any age or gender to share your limited space. I'm generally OK with taking advice from machines and tech. Age, gender and dress predilections then become immaterial --- I think --- or maybe I don't -- I'd better check what I think with Google??.

 

[BikerGraham]

This isn't a case of 'one upmanship' but, as of this week, I've only got 8yrs to go, Gulp!

Well 25 years to go

 

[Captain Yoghurtpot]

I am going to try this if I make 83, however I will impose a strict 50 year age limit on my female travel companion.

And she MUST like Richmond sausages!

 

[Bustup15]

4 free posts to go .... ..

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[dash300]

I think Fauntleroy whoever and whatever he might or might not be has been seen off!

 

[pappajohn]

Is the nurse still required to be in uniform?

 

[Spriddler]

I think most are sniggering rather unfairly, pre-supposing that 'mere women' are unable to make their own decision about whether or not to respond. It is an unusual post but taken at face value rather than looking for 'angles' it seems quite a courageous post.
Fifteen years ago I subscribed for a month to an online 'Grab-a-Granny' website (although not for a young nurse) but gave up after the only woman with whom I spoke said snifflily: "Ay don't intend to take may holidays in a gorden shed".

 

[Just smiffy]

I have thought many times that I might advertise on “A Dating site” for a travel companion/partner but haven’t the courage yet…

Whatever he wants out of his little post at least he has the balls to say what he wants, but I think he has mistaken this forum with some other…

I wonder if he’ll hold auditions…..

 

[Jim]

Have fun by all means, but if you are rude to anyone here newby or not, you risk being banned

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[Dutch 68]

I have thought many times that I might advertise on “A Dating site” for a travel companion/partner but haven’t the courage yet…

Whatever he wants out of his little post at least he has the balls to say what he wants, but I think he has mistaken this forum with some other…

I wonder if he’ll hold auditions…..

A lot more people find the love of their lives online these days then in their local pub

 

[DerryW]

I think most are sniggering rather unfairly, pre-supposing that 'mere women' are unable to make their own decision about whether or not to respond. It is an unusual post but taken at face value rather than looking for 'angles' it seems quite a courageous post.
Fifteen years ago I subscribed for a month to an online 'Grab-a-Granny' website (although not for a young nurse) but gave up after the only woman with whom I spoke said snifflily: "Ay don't intend to take may holidays in a gorden shed".

Her loss

 

[scottie]

That's one hell of a first post

It became a subject of laughter, and comment this evening at the Norden event.

 

[tacr2man]

I think where it went a bit pearshaped was being too specific about the required fellow traveler which opened it up to comedic interpretation (banter) meant as positive criticism .

 

[Nanniemate]

No, I was thinking of lending my role play box to someone that was

My favourite phase pics please

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[Lisa]

My favourite phase pics please

You little minx

 

[Captain Yoghurtpot]

I have thought many times that I might advertise on “A Dating site” for a travel companion/partner but haven’t the courage yet…

Whatever he wants out of his little post at least he has the balls to say what he wants, but I think he has mistaken this forum with some other…

I wonder if he’ll hold auditions…..

Interviews.......perhaps.
Auditions......... they could be interesting!

 

[suavecarve]

Interviews.......perhaps.
Auditions......... they could be interesting!

Should we pose the questions here so that an interview plan can be made for prospective gold diggers applicants ?

1) Can you describe your uniform
2) Do you enjoy Carry On films and name your favourite ?
3) What is position 83 in the Kama Sutra ?
4) ........

 

[Gellyneck]

I'm astounded at the lack of responses, unless they are doing so by PM, seeking to take the OP up on his offer of freebie travel!

If it had been the other way around with an 83 year old lady seeking a <60 year old gentleman with driving and nursing skills (freebie travel) the end of the Funster queue would have been at Perpignan by now!

Oh hang on, just remembered the <60 year old criteria so that's us back to around Peterborough!

But wait a minute, it's also to be a gentleman so that's us at a lonely elderly woman sitting in her front room drinking tea and munching on digestive biscuits!

 

[Lord Fontleroy]

Calm down my children. I did get some direct reactions by email mostly from chaps who were eager to know when I was leaving next. They did not seem to understand the word lady. The fact that I put a stretchable age limit in my Post, is that I know myself that some physical strength is necessary for this hobby, which one loses above a certain age. Before any lady wants to punch me in the nose to show her strength at >60 please contact me by e-mail rather than fist.
Please don't forget this is not a job application but free travel. I do not think it is unreasonable to set some parameters with whom I like to travel.
Some of you told me this is the wrong place to put this type of request. If you feel that, than please suggest a more appropriate site to contact the plucky lady.

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[Coastal Cruiser.]

I have thought many times that I might advertise on “A Dating site” for a travel companion/partner but haven’t the courage yet…

Whatever he wants out of his little post at least he has the balls to say what he wants, but I think he has mistaken this forum with some other…

I wonder if he’ll hold auditions…..

Thought you had gone Brazilian

 

[Just smiffy]

Thought you had gone Brazilian

The Brazilian got waxed….

 

[Riverbankannie]

Well, I wont punch you in the nose as that’s not my style but at 75 I am still perfectly capable of driving, carrying and emptying the water and cassette and cleaning the whole thing including the roof.
I think your request for 60 or younger is the most off-putting statement that you could make and maybe tells us everything we need to know about you.
Actually I have just had a thought ………. Are you Hunter Davies from Saga Magazine ? Same MO

 

[Gellyneck]

.... but at 75

You must lying!

Your avatar looks nothing like 75!

Maybe do with a shave though!

 

[Carpmart]

Well, I wont punch you in the nose as that’s not my style but at 75 I am still perfectly capable of driving, carrying and emptying the water and cassette and cleaning the whole thing including the roof.
I think your request for 60 or younger is the most off-putting statement that you could make and maybe tells us everything we need to know about you.
Actually I have just had a thought ………. Are you Hunter Davies from Saga Magazine ? Same MO

Go girl! I’ll hold ya coat!

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[Gellyneck]

Go girl! I’ll hold ya coat!

Watch out, he'll be dipping your pockets as you're throwing the punches!

 

[Gizmouk]

The guy is 83, if it's genuine then he's likely to be old school, so not up to date with today's brave new world where we all have to be ever so careful about what we say (or think) ... Perhaps the age gap is to demonstrate there are no ulterior motives ...

Oh, I must have missed that email

 

[carolyn]

Calm down my children. I did get some direct reactions by email mostly from chaps who were eager to know when I was leaving next. They did not seem to understand the word lady. The fact that I put a stretchable age limit in my Post, is that I know myself that some physical strength is necessary for this hobby, which one loses above a certain age. Before any lady wants to punch me in the nose to show her strength at >60 please contact me by e-mail rather than fist.
Please don't forget this is not a job application but free travel. I do not think it is unreasonable to set some parameters with whom I like to travel.
Some of you told me this is the wrong place to put this type of request. If you feel that, than please suggest a more appropriate site to contact the plucky lady.

The fact that you specified nurse or ambulance driver made it sound very much like a job application I’m afraid. Ambulance drivers are Paramedics these days if they’re 60 or under, highly qualified medical professionals, as were a lot of the previous generation of ambulance drivers of course.

 

[Lord Fontleroy]

Well, I wont punch you in the nose as that’s not my style but at 75 I am still perfectly capable of driving, carrying and emptying the water and cassette and cleaning the whole thing including the roof.
I think your request for 60 or younger is the most off-putting statement that you could make and maybe tells us everything we need to know about you.
Actually I have just had a thought ………. Are you Hunter Davies from Saga Magazine ? Same MO

By the sound of it you may just be the one. Feisty and

 

[Lord Fontleroy]

By the sound of it you may just be the one. Feisty and

By the sound of it you may be just the one. Feisty and capable. Sorry about the age limit, you have given me exactly the right reaction and put me in my proper place. Now come on girl and show me what you are made of fsjacob@talktalk.net

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