Free motor home holidays offered to lady motorhome drivers.

[15isto2]

That’s nothing, he wants someone “at least” 23 years younger than him.

Maybe it makes insurance cheaper

 

[BikerGraham]

That’s nothing, he wants someone “at least” 23 years younger than him.

Nowt really in that case. Being ambitious.

Or just enjoys life.

Till the old bugger croaks

 

[Dutch 68]

62 posts, it’s going well

 

[Fragle]

Well, I think you are all being rather harsh.

If I fitted into any of the categories he mentions, I would have applied.

Hell, I’m not even a lady so failed even on the title of the thread

Just put on the nurses uniform and identify as a lady.
I’m sure that is all that is required these days.

A mate of mine used to say. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it

 

[BikerGraham]

Well we have laughed at this thread.

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[BikerGraham]

Just put on the nurses uniform and identify as a lady.
I’m sure that is all that is required these days.

A mate of mine used to say. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it

Oooh matron

 

[Bobbejaan]

I am an 83 year old experienced caravan and motorhome enthusiast. I travel
In the UK and Europe. However I would like to split the driving and touring with an adventurous, capable and independent lady. She is likely to have been a Nurse or
Ambulance driver. An experienced motor home driver is of course also welcome. She is 60 or younger and able to take the time to travel whenever a trip is agreed between us.
This is not a proposal of romance but companionship and fun is of course a must in the confinement of a motor home.
The holidays will be completely FREE.
Please contact me on [BOB-REDACTED FOR SECURITY] for further information.

Perhaps the below Lady that my auld dad highly recommended might be helpful for you too ...

 

[Lisa]

What’s wrong with fun, this forum is called Fun so is that inappropriate?
It’s ok for for FUN members on here to have innocent fun but not an 83 year old?

You misunderstood me….

Why is fun restricted to the Motorhome

 

[Janine]

Well, the OP is popping in to look at what we are saying so I hope he has a GSOH

 

[CazPaul]

You misunderstood me….

Why is fun restricted to the Motorhome

It’s not, like I said maybe his terminology not quite upto date with modern times, as he’s 83 years old.

After reading the replies I can’t see him coming back on for an update, he will be so embarrassed.

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[Lisa]

It’s not, like I said maybe his terminology not quite upto date with modern times, as he’s 83 years old.

After reading the replies I can’t see him coming back on for an update, he will be so embarrassed.

And singling me out makes you feel better? Crack on

 

[15isto2]

You misunderstood me….

Why is fun restricted to the Motorhome

He may have misinterpreted the website name

 

[Bobbejaan]

After reading the replies I can’t see him coming back on for an update, he will be so embarrassed.

I hope he DOES come back ... He sounds like possibly quite a cool guy.

 

[CazPaul]

And singling me out makes you feel better? Crack on

lol, not singling you out, have you read your replies on here, amongst others yes.

Take the mickey out of an 83 year old then come across as someone being singled out, you couldn’t make it up.

 

[Lenny HB]

Is the nurse still required to be in uniform?

Complete with stocking & suspenders, well that would be my request.

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[Carpmart]

Why is my mind immediately going to @ianthebuilder… I reckon he’d have a ball with this chap… at least we’d get a fantastic story out of it!

 

[Lenny HB]

Must be a record for a first post we are on page 3.

By what he has requested Page 3 is appropriate.

 

[Lenny HB]

Why is my mind immediately going to @ianthebuilder… I reckon he’d have a ball with this chap… at least we’d get a fantastic story out of it!

You would need 2 nurses then.

 

[Janine]

I have been having another think about this and I think that Lord Fontleroy is on to a loser.

I don’t think that any ladies on Fun would be interested as they are either

a) already in a relationship where their chap would shorten their chain or
b) so single that not even the chance of a title and oodles of dosh would tempt them to take up the offer.

I may be wrong

 

[Chris]

I am going to try this if I make 83, however I will impose a strict 50 year age limit on my female travel companion.

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[Janine]

I think Lord Fondleroy (he spelt it Fontleroy) has the title of the most overt ‘perv post’ ever!

Oh come on even an 83 year-old can dream

 

[Lisa]

I have been having another think about this and I think that Lord Fontleroy is on to a loser.

I don’t think that any ladies on Fun would be interested as they are either

a) already in a relationship where their chap would shorten their chain or
b) so single that not even the chance of a title and oodles of dosh would tempt them to take up the offer.

I may be wrong

I think you’re right, Janine.

I’m happy with my “old” man (Terry) no need to for him to shorten my chain

 

[Lenny HB]

I've only got 9 years to go perhaps I'll start a bit younger.
Second thoughts might not go down too well with 'er indoors.

 

[Jev88]

An odd first post!
But without knowing the OP I will just say good luck to him!

Although unlikely an idea, we will never know as if you fit the profile and are interested I am damn sure you wouldn't post it publicly after the messages above.

 

[Terry]

Who remembers BreweryDave first post ? We don’t know if this guy is genuine and 83
Dave claimed to be a 20 odd year old stripper with a 20 year old girlfriend who was a pole dancer including pics

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[3 cabbages]

Is the nurse still required to be in uniform?

With black stockings!

 

[rolosroller]

 

[Emmit]

I've only got 9 years to go perhaps I'll start a bit younger.
Second thoughts might not go down too well with 'er indoors.

This isn't a case of 'one upmanship' but, as of this week, I've only got 8yrs to go, Gulp!

 

[Captain Yoghurtpot]

Is the nurse still required to be in uniform?

Very Benny Hill!

 

[Captain Yoghurtpot]

Ooh, do tell us more

And more specifically, what's in the box?

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