Banned from Lidl!

[maison]

I once went change a gas cylinder and bought a new caravan instead.

Does that qualify?

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

When me and Mrs CC went to Vegas for my 50th I went out for a pint of milk and came back with it plus a tattoo

 

[Jamesh]

Hate shopping a bit more than sunbathing

But less than the gym?!!

 

[RobbyMClark]

yep exactly why hubby never lets me ( out to play) when he goes food shopping, I somehow stray away from the magic list, add all nice things, then turn my head away at the till!
Love this site, yep trip to B and Q, could be on the cards...I NEED, I mean I would like a new kitchen

That's why I prefer to do the weekly shop without swmbo., complete the shopping list and then the add-ons.

Lidl’s latest brochure has an electric coolbox this week for £49.99. I’ve measured up the locker under the oven and it would fit! Been trying to persuade hubby for two days that our fridge is too small.

Just tell him how much beer space he can have, we are easily pleased

 

[Cherub]

That's why I prefer to do the weekly shop without swmbo., complete the shopping list and then the add-ons.


Just tell him how much beer space he can have, we are easily pleased

Why didn’t I think of that? If anything will persuade him it’s that.

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[OldCodger]

What's wrong with this one?

I’m a lazy Codger. I want one on the “likes” button.

 

[PaulOH]

My Ex could never understand why she would should extra things at me while I walked away from the door with a list in my hand I would never come back with them. I always said - If it's on the list, I'll go to three or four shops to find it, but don't shout random stuff after me that's not on the list because I'm not inside your head and am not thinking like you - which was a 'does not compute' moment... and now she can buy whatever she likes, herself!

 

[Coolcats]

Canadian Canoe!

Is that the same as a Canadian Spa… neither came from Canada…..But China

 

[cbrookson]

Went to the Norfolk Motorhome Show a few years back. It was raining so went into the BMW Garage opposite to get dry - and we bought an electric BMW i3. Just sold it, had it for 6 1/2 years!

Cheers

 

[Coolcats]

A friends Mum went to buy a loaf of bread and came back with a house !

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[jockaneezer]

A friends Mum went to buy a loaf of bread and came back with a house !

I could easily see how that could happen, especially if she was going out to buy a cottage loaf ?

 

[Furry Paws]

I could easily see how that could happen, especially if she was going out to buy a cottage loaf ?

Should have seen that coming but I didn't Ha Ha!

 

[mofurt]

Went to buy my wife a new pair of summer motorbike gloves for her to wear whilst riding pillion. In the shop she saw a bike she loved, so ended up getting her through her bike test so she could buy and ride it. Very expensive pair of gloves - especially as we ended up buying some from a different shop as the one with the bike didn't have any that were right for her!

 

[joe and sue]

Sue once went to the Council offices to check on something and phoned me at work to say that the council were selling some self-build plots and she had put a holding deposit on one !!
BTW at the time i was working freelance, hand to mouth, we were renting as house had been sold and company i was working for went tits up the same day, we had signed contracts to sell, and signing to buy was scheduled for the next day, so that went down the pan,
But we got there in the end !! although it did not look that way at the time.

 

[Reallyretired]

Swmbo went to Tesco once and came back with a new car from the dealership next door.
I did the same on one occassion too, went for sausages and bought a Land rover Discovery..

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[Larby]

I popped into a local church one Saturday and came out with a brand new wife.
Fifty years later still making payments in regular instalments.
Warranty expired

 

[Otter Spotter]

Went to Edinburgh Harp festival one year to listen to a recital, came away with a £3500 Clarsach Harp (Celtic to you and me) which neither of us could play, Dee learnt with tutors, which are like rocking horse sh@t in the North West.

 

[Cejay]

It was our 40th anniversary 2 years ago. Lots of shops still closed. Took my lovely wife out to see if we could find somewhere open so I could buy her a small gift to celebrate the occasion. Walking past a motorhome dealer, we wandered in, just to have a look.
One hour later I came out in a daze, and it seems I had just bought a brand new motorhome.
2 years later and it's the best impulse purchase I have ever made!( And I've made a few over the years)

 

[Ingwe]

Swmbo went to Tesco once and came back with a new car from the dealership next door.
I did the same on one occassion too, went for sausages and bought a Land rover Discovery..

Are you both safe to be let out on your own? Nurse, nurse, it’s time for my medication………

 

[Ingwe]

When me and Mrs CC went to Vegas for my 50th I went out for a pint of milk and came back with it plus a tattoo

Don’t keep us in suspense-what (and where) was the tattoo?

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[Furry Paws]

It was our 40th anniversary 2 years ago. Lots of shops still closed. Took my lovely wife out to see if we could find somewhere open so I could buy her a small gift to celebrate the occasion. Walking past a motorhome dealer, we wandered in, just to have a look.
One hour later I came out in a daze, and it seems I had just bought a brand new motorhome.
2 years later and it's the best impulse purchase I have ever made!( And I've made a few over the years)

Some people just cannot be trusted Ha Ha!

 

[Furry Paws]

yep exactly why hubby never lets me ( out to play) when he goes food shopping, I somehow stray away from the magic list, add all nice things, then turn my head away at the till!
Love this site, yep trip to B and Q, could be on the cards...I NEED, I mean I would like a new kitchen

I bought a Kitchen from Ikea for £114 for my Iveco Daily Bus that I'm converting it fits perfectly

 

[Wack]

About 50 years ago my dad went out for dog food and came back with a Myna bird

In the 70s my aunt had a myna bird , it could throw its voice to mimic the dog barking at the back door , times she'd get up to let it in and it was asleep somewhere

I was there once when it started doing this weird screeching and humming noise

I asked her what was wrong with it

Nothing , it's doing the bin wagon