Whoosh Bang Thing?

[Spriddler]

Believe me, when you got to go you got to go

Pretty normal for motorcyclist‘s on tour.

How true. Especially with all your gear on.

Panic. Somewhere in France, my mate swore he'd never again eat mussels.


(How we laughed!).

 

[Sapper520]

How true.

Somewhere in France......

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A bit too public for my wife.

 

[Tonks]

I remember a family member once telling how she'd crouched down to pee in what she thought was a secluded spot, miles away from anywhere while on a long walk in a forested area. Only to look up to find a lady on a horse looking down at her!

 

[Tea Bag]

Hi.
Mate taken short,assumed number two position in the back of his tipper......................... Double decker bus went past........
Tea Bag

 

[L' Hobo]

There are perfectly good public conveniences literally a minute’s walk away from that car park!

Possibly didn't have a 20p coin?

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[Coolcats]

Just to clear up things this was a branded van not a self build.

A branded van has as much technology as most other MoHo’s so a basic feature such as a loo is included. And we love our whoosh bang which is a special additional feature only a PVC can have MoHo’s with click shut doors are just jealous

 

[Coolcats]

Ok Folks we maybe human but we are animals when the call of nature happens we have to go….that’s the short and long of it, happens to men and women we shouldn’t be shocked by someone having to relive themselves when there is no other option.

I heard of one individual who was so embarrassed by flatulence they manged to keep it in this went on for a few years, the issue was that they damaged themselves internally due to the straining against any relief. So if someone is desperate maybe we should just look the other way.

Being a veggie I noticed I was producing more wind so I have a Yakut shot in the mornings and that seems to have changed my gut bio slightly, but like all these things stop taking it and the wind comes back.

 

[Gromett]

164 viewers already on this one

I came expecting a thread about PVC doors being slammed all night.

 

[iandsm]

Just been to King Arthur’s car park in Tintagel (who knew he drove!) taking the dog for a walk (toilet time)around the park I passed a panel van ,leaning with her back to the side of the van , crouched with her jeans around her ankles was a thirty something blond taking a leak!!! On spotting me she muttered something,pulled up her jeans , got in the van and drove off , is this normal for a panel van conversion?
(And before gentlemen of a certain stripe ask NO I did NOT take photos )

So having spotted her instead of averting your gazed and turning away you appear to have paused your walk and looked on while she stood to pull up her jeans, entered her PVC and then started it and dove off. I hope there isn't a thread on a dedicated PVC forum where a lady who was taken short complains about a chap who took delight in interrupting his walk to stand and watch her in her predicament. And no, I doubt it's normal.

 

[faraway]

Always carry a few of these - never caught short! Can be used by males and females.

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[The general]

Remember situations well , having prostrate cancer treatment after rt , I had to stop a few times driving home to have a leak by side of road , always carry a toilet card !!!!!

 

[iandsm]

I came expecting a thread about PVC doors being slammed all night.

Give it time

 

[missmollie]

Possibly didn't have a 20p coin?

20p dream on, last year it was 50p for the public toilets at Tintagel, rip off Britain.

 

[Stonemags76]

Mini bus full of army girls in the Dolomites, we had been delayed by a land slide & a traffic jam, & eventually had to beg the driver to pull over - he was in a traffic queue on a mountain road, so we didn’t have much time. We all piled out & rushed to the edge of the road to get behind some trees. Little did we know it was an almost sheer drop! Too late by then, we all had to wedge one foot against a tree to prevent falling to certain injury, & just get on with it! Ever after called extreme peeing!

 

[old-mo]

Back in the 1970`s I had to take a load of new`ish naval officers, Subbies 1 and two ringers from HMS Osprey, Portland to far flung Dartmoor.... Devon..

I had to drop them off in the middle of Dartmoor, I dropped them off near Dartmoor Prison.. (Two Bridges.)........... And a pick up point was "Liverton" near the A38, at a little pub.. called the Star Inn...

They had three hours a bottle of water and compass and ex amount in weight Back Pack... to get to the pub.... a few did it in quick time across the moors, and some just over 3 hours...

Them that got back quickest had time for a good few bevvies... the late comers did not.... in the coach and away back to Portland... Talk about whining little git`s... did nowt but moan that they did not get a drink.. 3 ringer in charge gave the late comers a rollicking and said they should have done it quicker...

On the way back most of them that got back to the pub and had a skinfull and wanted to stop on the way back to relieve themselves... So..

I pulled in a layby and let them that wanted get off for a pee... looked in the nearside mirror and there`s about 15 - 20 odd stood there for all their might peeing up against my nice clean coach...

Being parked on a bit of a downward slope I let the handbrake off and rolled about 30 foot down the road.... to the uproar of them that did not get off.. Thought that would teach them for moaning...

I got a *olloking and lost a days wage two days after we got back .. They reported me..... But it was worth it..

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[bobnick]

I wonder if she's coming back! i can be down there in 6 hours.

 

[AlunandFelicie]

I came expecting a thread about PVC doors being slammed all night.

Na it’s a toilet thread

 

[Offagain]

I believe it’s only female dogs wee that kills the grass. So blondies pee may be harmless so possibly no harm done other than giving us something to matter about

Incorrect. All wee kills grass but lady dogs deliver it in a concentrated area. Male dogs spray it around ( a bit like male humans ) so it doesn’t have the same effect.

When out on a bike ride along a nearby canal towpath SHMBO decided to stop as she was desperate for a pee, lycra strides down, sat on a nettle!!

Been there, done that

20p dream on, last year it was 50p for the public toilets at Tintagel, rip off Britain.

40p in Tenby

 

[AlunandFelicie]

Incorrect. All wee kills grass but lady dogs deliver it in a concentrated area. Male dogs spray it around ( a bit like male humans ) so it doesn’t have the same effect.

Been there, done that


40p in Tenby

Does blond wee kill tarmac ? She wasn’t on the grass

 

[Offagain]

Does blond wee kill tarmac ? She wasn’t on the grass

I was responding to Winger ‘s assertion that female dog wee kills grass

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[L' Hobo]

I wonder if she's coming back! i can be down there in 6 hours.

I miss-read that, I thought you HAD been down there for 6hrs!

 

[L' Hobo]

Incorrect. All wee kills grass but lady dogs deliver it in a concentrated area. Male dogs spray it around ( a bit like male humans ) so it doesn’t have the same effect.

Been there, done that


40p in Tenby

I'm beginning to feel old, I can remember when you could get 4galls of petrol for a pound and have a pee for a penny!

 

[AlunandFelicie]

I miss-read that, I thought you HAD been down there for 6hrs!

I was responding to Winger ‘s assertion that female dog wee kills grass

Sorry I was trying to be light hearted

 

[tribalbrit]

I used to drive stretch limos. Once on a return from a girls night out I was asked to pull over in the middle of nowhere as some of the ladies wanted the loo. I pulled into the next layby, following their instructions.
7 of the eight got out proceeded to the front of the car and all squatted down in a row in the headlight beam.
I being a gentleman turned away and spoke to the one remaining passenger until they all returned to the car.

 

[TheBig1]

Perfectly normal for the French

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[dash300]

I used to drive stretch limos. Once on a return from a girls night out I was asked to pull over in the middle of nowhere as some of the ladies wanted the loo. I pulled into the next layby, following their instructions.
7 of the eight got out proceeded to the front of the car and all squatted down in a row in the headlight beam.
I being a gentleman turned away and spoke to the one remaining passenger until they all returned to the car.

 

[tribalbrit]

Beg your pardon?

 

[nicholsong]

Na it’s a toilet thread

No toilet was harmed in the making of this thread - on the contrary.

 

[rangi]

Long ago, when I was a spotty Teenager, (Elvis was #1 with "Blue Suade shoes!) someone organised a bus to take us from Falmouth to Penzance, Jukeboxes were few and far between,
YES! You guessed it! Penzance had one!!!

We stopped at the pub "Halfway House" loaded our bladders with a few pint of Cornwall's finest grog, happily staggered back on the bus, to continue on our way.

5 or so miles along the way, of course the male bladders on the charabanc needed to be "drained", the females I seem to remember all had drained before we left the pub , or! had "Camel's Kidneys"

We , the males, off loaded and with no shame or effort to hide proceeded to pump the bilges , all except for one "shy violet", he actually jumped over the wall .

We all got back on the bus, no shy violet !! We waited , and waited, finally someone went and took a look over the wall.

Shy Violet had hurdled the wall at exactly the same place, within a centimetre or so of an open Mineshaft!

Result ? cancelled trip! a long wait till he was dragged back up (2 broken legs) A lot more watering the hedgerow, we never heard the dulcet tones of Elvis , AND Pauline "Mon Amour" at the time dumped me because in my rush to get relief from a swollen bladder, had , revealed all , shamelesslyto the "Ladies" on the bus!