What name would your dog give themselves? (1 Viewer)

[martin1485]

 

[The Wino]

I think ours would have been known as dustbin being half Labrador!

 

[Pausim]

My old dog would have chosen Morefood and when called would have answered “woof” which is dog for yes please.

 

[Janine]

I actually have Vexorg, Devourer of Chickens!

We definitely wouldn’t be welcome at Quacker’s site

 

[Grianan]

I actually have Vexorg, Devourer of Chickens!

We definitely wouldn’t be welcome at Quacker’s site

I’m sure Jane And Rog also have Vexorg, Devourer of Chickens

We have Nala who should be called Sock-muncher or Stranger-danger-warner.

We also have Yogi who answers to Dog but really should be called I-don’t-care-who-you-are-I-love-you-so-you-must-love-me.

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[reckless]

Roly would be Magpie-Hater, Possessor of Relentless Energy & Jumper of Unbelievable Heights

 

[rangi]

Fred, because he looked like he had an "andy capp" hat on thro his colouring.

"Rasputin" another beagle cross! If you blinked he was gone! Even with his wheels lowered he would wander.

"Bradley" smartest dog we have ever had. Had "the eye" Great at herding stock. Farted a lot, he destroyed the Ozone layer!

"Goldie" we called her that because of the colour of her eyes, a gentle German Shepard, Maureen found her on the train, by the looks of her dugs she had just had pups. The SPCA said they was going to put her down "too big for anyone to adopt!" We had her for 10 years.

 

[Jane And Rog]

I’m sure Jane And Rog also have Vexorg, Devourer of Chickens

We have Nala who should be called Sock-muncher or Stranger-danger-warner.

We also have Yogi who answers to Dog but really should be called I-don’t-care-who-you-are-I-love-you-so-you-must-love-me.

Vexorg, devourer of Chickens, Squirrels, Rabbits and Pheasants, please!

 

[Gina M]

Vexorg, devourer of Chickens, Squirrels, Rabbits and Pheasants, please!

Sounds like my Stanley (RIP) he once came out the bushes and walked proudly across the lawn with a Partridge in his mouth, as he sat down with it I ran in the house as I thought carnage, this is going to be awful, he dropped it on the lawn and it flew away. The look of shock on his face was priceless

 

[Bern8]

Mine would be Snapper. If another dog gives her the wrong look, she is after them. Even though she is 15 years old .
Never bothers birds, squirrels, rabbits etc. But she knows if another dog is on the mischievous side & she is ready to let them know.

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[NicandJay]

Our two...... Lord and Lady of the Manor... wife and I are just the serfs..

 

[The Coops]

Chewbacca! ( Wookiedog)

 

[ChrisSue]

Our two...... Lord and Lady of the Manor... wife and I are just the serfs..

Absolutely the same here to our two Beagliepests and the dowager Jack Russell

 

[vkr15s]

Gaffer

 

[csd4t]

My dog would be called ME ME ME!

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[Gina M]

My Patterdale Terrier would call himself Lion. He is so fierce and protective of me he scares everyone it is so comical the way he squares up to anyone if he thinks I am in danger, he also barks at their feet

 

[Gaston aires]

Not sure on a dog but our cat was named cookinfat
Phil

 

[Gina M]

Not sure on a dog but our cat was named cookinfat
Phil

I deleted my reply it was too rude

 

[bigwood]

Our elderly Romanian rescue dog eats a lot, sleeps a lot and snores loudly. A can’t think of an appropriate name for him. Management calls him Padskee rather than Paddy the name given by the rescue centre.

 

[L' Hobo]

My last old dog would have called herself FANG cus she only had one left!

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[Jo May]

My dog, christened Tache, used a non de plume when the wrote his book, Let's be Frank. (Let's be Tache didn't make much sense)

 

[Chris]

I think ours would have been known as dustbin being half Labrador!

Having a 2 year old black labrador I agree.

He will eat anything.

Trust me we have the vets bills to prove it

 

[Ridgeway]

Cabbage farter of death (Murphy) and Mud magnet (Monty)