Toilet paper choices !

[pappajohn]

The ONLY difference between Thetford and supermarket bog roll is Thetford dissolves quicker.

 

[NicandJay]

Use normal stuff we used indoors and put it in a pedal bin as per the Greeks meaning longer between emptying

 

[Lenny HB]

I'm loosing the will to live.
Please can we have a normal toilet thread.

 

[pappajohn]

Yeah but does lidls break down super quick..I doubt it

But does it matter.
You aren't going to put off emptying just cos the bog paper hasn't "melted"

 

[TheAleMan]

But does it matter.
You aren't going to put off emptying just cos the bog paper hasn't "melted"

Spose not, we only initially bought it as was recommended and kinder for use with macerator toilet I posted because it is cheap but, if peeps want to pay a bit more for other brands, we’ll that’s up to them. Just trying to help.

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[PP Bear]

This is where I actually buy it from..couldn’t find it before. As you see, even cheaper still. great for macerator toilets too.

Papernet 2-Ply Biotech Recycled Toilet Rolls - Case of 64

CHSA approved environmentally friendly Ecolabel certified product. Superior embossed recycled toilet paper. Key Product Details Length per roll (m): 28.75 Sheets per roll: 250 Approx. size per sheet (cm): 11.5 x 9.6 Approx. size per sheet (inches): 4.52 x 3.77 Total quantity: 64 rolls Packing: 8...

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Post git, now you’re just showing off cos you’ve got space for 64 bog rolls

 

[PP Bear]

I'm loosing the will to live.
Please can we have a normal toilet thread.

Is there any such thing

 

[TheAleMan]

Post git, now you’re just showing off cos you’ve got space for 64 bog rolls

Actually, we bought two cases..so 128 rolls Our diet consists of a fair amount of curries, so you soon whizz through it.

 

[62272]

A rasp file works well but make sure you run it under the tap once finished

Must be a northerner …. Hard as nails

 

[mofurt]

Actually, we bought two cases..so 128 rolls Our diet consists of a fair amount of curries, so you soon whizz through it.

So if you eat a lot of curries you're now showing off that you have room for loads of toilet rolls in your fridge?

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[mofurt]

No direct recommendations from me, just an observation that two things I don't overly economise on are toilet rolls and black bin bags. You don't want either ripping on you when in use.

 

[TheAleMan]

So if you eat a lot of curries you're now showing off that you have room for loads of toilet rolls in your fridge?

Great idea

 

[Spriddler]

Ok . No more light hearted posts until the war is over then?

Quite the opposite.
I found it amusing that there was any serious consideration given to a request for advice on which toilet paper to use.

 

[Minxy]

Cheapo stuff is OK until it tears and sticks to your arse
We only buy Cushelle quilted, it breaks down in the tank fine.

2 or 3 ply?

We use this…. https://www.pattersons.co.uk/bio-tech-superior-recycled-conventional-toilet-roll-64.html

Great value and good quality for a 2-ply bog roll.

Anyhow, it’s cheap recycled toilet paper I was linking to..how’s that posh.

Errrrr .... recycled from what?

 

[Minxy]

Post git, now you’re just showing off cos you’ve got space for 64 bog rolls

Now I know why Lenny HB wants a big garage!

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[Richard n Ann]

2 or 3 ply

3 ply I think

 

[3 cabbages]

"Here I lie broken hearted

holding luxury toilet paper

but only farted"

 

[dabhand]

No need for paper, just let the dog lick your bum, but not on Sundays as that’s sacrilegious and might get you barred from church, honest

 

[Sapper520]

Quite the opposite.
I found it amusing that there was any serious consideration given to a request for advice on which toilet paper to use.

Mine was serious and truthful advice. Andrex and don’t put it down the toilet, as per hot countries….bag it and bin it.

 

[Reallyretired]

Ours goes down the loo. Don't fancy a bin full of shitty paper, especially in hot weather. Needs good extraction from the washroom otherwise must really stink.

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[Shrimp]

4 ply from Aldi/Lidl and it goes into a lidded bin, emptied every day-saves space in the cassette!
NO it doesn’t stink, no smell at all!

 

[Parrot Face]

This’ll cure the sticky-to-the-arse issue.

You‘re welcome

My dad served in Royal Navy during second World War. He always told us they were issued with one square and used that method in the video.

 

[Cherub]

Ours goes down the loo. Don't fancy a bin full of shitty paper, especially in hot weather. Needs good extraction from the washroom otherwise must really stink.

I wondered about that too, can’t bring myself to do that. We use Water Wipes after a nr 2 and bag those but can’t bring myself to bag dirty toilet paper. It’s not wrong, I just don’t fancy it. Never found paper an issue.

 

[old-mo]

I'm loosing the will to live.
Please can we have a normal toilet thread.

AH!................. Lenny must be constipated.............

 

[TheAleMan]

2 or 3 ply?



Errrrr .... recycled from what?

Now if I looked into that I probably wouldn’t buy it.

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[Spriddler]

So what is the different between 2 Ply Vs 3 Ply Toilet Paper.

3 ply rolls have one more ply than 2 ply (and two more than Izal paper).

I use Andrex, same as at home, and it goes in the cassette. No problem at all.

 

[PhilandMena]

A little Pakistani chaps walks into the corner shop and and asks for some toilet paper. The old boy behind the counter says well we have toilet paper, The double quilter layer Angel Soft at £3.30 for 4. Carmine ultra soft at £ 2.60 for 4, Coronette at £1.90 for 4 or the no name brand at £0. 50 for 6.

1. Without hesitation the little Pakistani say's I'll have the no name toilet tissue and leaves the shop with his goods. Two days lateer the Pakistani comes into the shop and is clearly in distress. The old boy says can I help you. The Pakistani says yes you sold me this John Wayne toilet paper and its useless, it does not work. The old boy says, what do you mean John Wayne toilet paper, I do not have any toilet paper with this brand name. The little Pakistani says, Oh yes you do . (Wait for it)...... It's, rough and it's tough and it don't take any shit of Indians.

 

[daventess]

Recommend this product. Good for the botty!

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Sorry to necropost, but when I followed the link the video paused just after she's squeezed the gel out of the top.
I thought you were meant to then use it like a Pritt Stick ....

 

[pelican]

"Here I lie broken hearted

holding luxury toilet paper

but only farted"

Too many cabbages

 

[pelican]

Too many cabbages

We are economising.
We use Rizla papers

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