Toilet Noises.

[TOT]

SWMBO has a Tuba............

 

[DDJC]

Amateur.

I possess a full philharmonic orchestra with expanded brass and woodwind sections

 

[Ingwe]

SWMBO has a Tuba............

Reminds me of the old rejoinder:
1st man: “my wife has acute angina.”
2nd man: “she also has great legs.”

 

[TheBig1]

1812 overture anyone?

 

[DuxDeluxe]

1812 overture anyone?

I can hit high C on a good day after a couple of burritos

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[Kannon Fodda]

I can hit high C on a good day after a couple of burritos

That’s clever. Most trombonists will only reach a high B flat.

 

[Speve]

Just give a little whistle that’s all you need

 

[DuxDeluxe]

That’s clever. Most trombonists will only reach a high B flat.

Well, with a ducks arse being of legendary tightness, the musical notes are that much higher

 

[houdini]

I love a toilet thread! one should be compulsory every few months to cheer us all up!

 

[Minxy]

Well, with a ducks arse being of legendary tightness, the musical notes are that much higher

.... and take a LOT of pressure to expel too ... hence the waddling!

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[DuxDeluxe]

.... and take a LOT of pressure to expel too ... hence the waddling!

Why else do you think ducks waddle?

Learnt everything about it from Yorkshire folk……..

 

[Ingwe]

I used to have a trumpet teacher at school. Lovely chap but really bad halitosis.

Sure he was blowing the trumpet with his mouth?