Thread title......... and keeping to it

[Two on Tour]

Well time for some of your own medicine old-mo, two old men on Brighton's nudist beach, one caught sight of a large bare breasted blonde sat beside him and had a stroke, ....................................................the other old boy could not reach.

 

[rangi]

Weirdo's! yer all Weido's

 

[berni109]

Thread title......... and keeping to it
now where did we start

 

[Sus3v]

Why am I here?
aah yes, I remember,
to interfere
(Some day, it’s quite possibly what I do best)

 

[old-mo]

Weirdo's! yer all Weido's

Remember rule 1....

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[Lenny HB]

 

[romany]

Never obey rule 1

 

[pappajohn]

What was this thread about again, its gone off at so many tangerines it's fruitless looking for an answer.

 

[BobtheBass]

Did you hear about the blind man who bled to death trying to read a cheese grater?

 

[old-mo]

.
A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches an attractive woman sitting by herself and asks,
"May I buy you a cocktail?"

"No thank you," she replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."

"Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

"No, they spread."

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[thebriars]

How about this: Thread title.

 

[Wizzardi]

Is this the thread with the duck drawings?

Still Dyslexic

 

[Scotch mist]

Judy`s Vibrator battery`s have gone flat...

Any one know what size they are...

yeh pretty much everybody ?

 

[Vipar]

I wouldn’t say the weather’s bad but the rain is going upwards

 

[Louis]

Lucky I've just drained the freshwater from the motorhome ?

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[dickydo]

How about a long chat about Brexit...

 

[Vipar]

B——————————R—————————-E———————X
I—————————————T

 

[The Dobbsters]

Would that be curried pickled onions@Vipar? They are delish!

 

[PORKSTER]

Judy`s Vibrator battery`s have gone flat...

Any one know what size they are...

Yes
Small
Medium
Large









And









Porkster

 

[Vipar]

Would that be curried pickled onions@Vipar? They are delish!

I will eat anything curried see#21

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[Jim]

Such thread indiscipline. National Service would sort this problem out.

 

[Vipar]

Women and children first of course. Being the gentleman that I am old chap

 

[scotzsue]

well sitting here feeling right miserable thanks all for cheering me up.

 

[The Dobbsters]

Women and children first of course. Being the gentleman that I am old chap

???

 

[Louis]

Who's Boris's barber ??

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[The Dobbsters]

I will eat anything curried see#21

I can provide a recipe if you like but not sure i am up for national service so off to find a recipe thread in case Mr Jim get cross ...............

 

[BobtheBass]

Who's Boris's barber ??

The old blind barber from Eton.

 

[ambulancekidd]

Don't mention the war!

 

[Mrsambulancekidd]

Judy`s Vibrator battery`s have gone flat...

Any one know what size they are...

130amp lithium......well mine are.

 

[MisterB]

where is wally ?

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