Tee shirt wording

[PP Bear]

Remember a friend of mine who was advertising this new product, called Tipex.

She is a gorgeously proportioned blonde and her T-shirt said

Cover your boobs with Tipex.

 

[Coolcats]

Wife has a couple

One says 99% Angel 1% power hungry bitch

The other says Psycho bitch with an image of an angry woman with an axe.

To be honest she is 100% Angel

Although I guess we all have a dark side.

 

[The Coops]

We had a very, very well endowed colleague who simply had a plain shirt with a downward pointing arrow and * The legend* below it!

 

[trophychap]

I have a tee shirt that states "I don't give a F---- who you are Don't walk on the water when I am fishing" It generally raises a smile when I wear it. Not generally in public though only on the bank side.

 

[Geistguy]

A local ex military guy who lost a leg wears one saying " It wasn't my fault, I was left unsupervised ".

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[peterc10]

My daughter bought me one saying "Motorhomes before Nursing homes". And it had a picture of a Hymer A Class

 

[Deep Owl]

“Who are these children, and why are they calling me Mummy?”. Saw this in New York.

 

[tribalbrit]

"its only kinky the first time" still have that one somewhere.

 

[cyberyacht]

When I worked in Oman, I was in the SOAF subaqua club. Our T Shirts had the slogan " Muscat divers do it deeper and stay in longer"

"Divers do it deeper" was the original bumper sticker of the genre IIRC. It was followed by "Windsurfers do it standing up" and my favourite "Volvo drivers do it with the lights on"

 

[tribalbrit]

Brickies lay them in public.

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[PaulW2]

This was a thing 45+ years ago.

(University of Cape Town)